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CELEBRITIES ONLY LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #305 -- SPRING 2025 |
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| Card 1: Held in Hermosillo (Attendance: 10,267) |
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CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster annihilated Destructo in 6 at 0:55 (Cross-Armbar) by 113.
HERO: Clintyn Kildepsteen destroyed Forrest Glenfield in 6 at 6:59 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 92.
HERO: Clintyn Kildepsteen bested Richard Hatch in 6 at 3:47 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 107.
Central Plains title: CURE/CTI: Family Jewels defeated SOS: Pimple at 27:03 (Cobra Clutch) by 2.
CURE/VD: HIV destroyed SOS: Wrath at 27:55 (Cobra Clutch) by 5.
CURE/VD: Tonsillitis won over HERO: Runner Downe at 28:51 (Cobra Clutch) by 4.
HERO: Chad Bro Chillington destroyed SOS: Scott Commodity at 27:47 (Feelin' the Vibe) by 1.
HERO: Hunter Downe and Hoser Downe* pinned SOS: Greed and Alabama Doink* at 28:01 (Downe Under) by 4.
Main event: SOS: Lifeguard Wade decked SOS: Wrath at 32:21 (Rip Current) by 2. |
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| Card 2: Held in Calgary (Attendance: 7,501) |
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HERO: Clintyn Kildepsteen annihilated Destructo in 6 at 1:38 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 113.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster overpowered Hugh Grant in 6 at 1:49 (Cross-Armbar) by 92.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster overpowered Dinosaurus Max in 6 at 2:18 (Cross-Armbar) by 81.
SOS: Pimple tied SOS: Gary String at 5:22 (Double Count Out).
SOS: Oma Gerd won over SOS: Wrath at 29:52 (Oma Gosh) by 3.
CURE/VD: Tonsillitis drew HERO: Jack Tupp (Time Limit).
SOS: Envy won over SOS: Scott Commodity at 28:30 (Thou Shall Not Covet) by 5.
SOS: Greed and Alabama Doink* overpowered HERO: Runner Downe and Rubber Downe* at 29:34 (Hey Hey It's Conrad) by 2.
Main event: SOS: Pimple decked SOS: Lifeguard Wade at 46:39 (The Popper) by 2. |
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| Card 3: Held in Amsterdam (Attendance: 19,536) |
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CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster overpowered Tom Arnold in 6 at 3:38 (Cross-Armbar) by 87.
HERO: Clintyn Kildepsteen defeated Hugh Grant in 6 at 3:02 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 92.
HERO: Clintyn Kildepsteen beat Dinosaurus Max in 6 at 6:06 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 81.
SOS: Pimple won over COLD: Tyrant Hero at 27:07 (The Popper) by 4.
SOS: Irma Gerd bested SOS: Wrath at 27:28 (Irma Genius) by 1.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster destroyed Don Scrubford in 6 at 0:36 (Cross-Armbar) by 113.
HERO: Bird of War Dennis won over SOS: Scott Commodity at 29:35 (The Implications) by 2.
SOS: Shane Gretsky*, Alabama Doink, and Prejudice pinned CURE/VD: Tonsillitis, CURE/CTI: Bootylicious, and Rectal* at 19:52 (The Slap Shot) by 10.
Main event: CURE/VD: Norovirus defeated SOS: Pimple at 27:34 (Cobra Clutch) by 2. |
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| Card 4: Held in Oakland (Attendance: 5,453) |
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HERO: Clintyn Kildepsteen destroyed Tom Arnold in 12 at 0:53 (Brainbuster) by 186.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster overpowered Lil' Baby in 6 at 5:36 (Cross-Armbar) by 97.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster pinned Andy Herren in 6 at 1:22 (Cross-Armbar) by 102.
HERO: Hunter Downe annihilated SOS: Pimple at 29:51 (Thrill of the Hunt) by 1.
TV title: CURE/VD: Chlamydia pinned SOS: Wrath at 23:49 (Cobra Clutch) by 8.
HERO: Clintyn Kildepsteen won over Don Scrubford in 6 at 4:18 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 113.
CURE/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk beat SOS: Scott Commodity at 27:48 (Boston Crab) by 5.
GiFt: G Offsilver, Devil Kyle*, and Bad Norman bested CURE/VD: Tonsillitis, CURE/CTI: Bootylicious, and Rectal* at 18:11 (All Out of Pity) by 10.
Main event: CURE/VD: Norovirus beat CURE/VD: Tonsillitis at 41:58 (Cobra Clutch) by 3. |
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| Card 5: Held in Lyons (Attendance: 14,455) |
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CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster defeated Maniac Jak in 6 at 0:46 (Cross-Armbar) by 133.
HERO: Clintyn Kildepsteen overpowered Lil' Baby in 6 at 5:06 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 97.
HERO: Clintyn Kildepsteen annihilated Andy Herren in 6 at 0:50 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 102.
SOS: Pimple annihilated SOS: Preston James at 28:46 (The Popper) by 1.
CURE/VD: The Speckled Monster decked SOS: Wrath at 16:38 (Cobra Clutch) by 7.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster pinned Louie Kablooie in 6 at 3:45 (Cross-Armbar) by 90.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster over Jimmy Carter in 1 at 4:18 (Count Out).
TV Six-man titles: HERO: Bird of War Dennis, Bird of War Charlie*, and Bird of War Mac annihilated CURE/VD: Tonsillitis, CURE/CTI: Bootylicious, and Rectal* at 9:27 (Going America!) by 21.
Main event: CURE/VD: Norovirus pinned SOS: Shane Gretsky at 32:47 (Cobra Clutch) by 1. |
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| Card 6: Held in Sparks (Attendance: 12,375) |
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HERO: Clintyn Kildepsteen bested Maniac Jak in 6 at 1:12 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 133.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster overpowered Vanilla Ice in 6 at 4:46 (Cross-Armbar) by 104.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster decked Josh Duggar in 6 at 1:30 (Cross-Armbar) by 81.
SOS: Pimple drew HERO: Bird of War Charlie (Time Limit).
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster defeated SOS: Wrath at 29:06 (Chicken Hunting) by 5.
HERO: Clintyn Kildepsteen annihilated Louie Kablooie in 6 at 1:44 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 90.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster over Gerald Ford in 1 at 6:10 (Count Out).
Main event: CURE/VD: Norovirus pinned SOS: Irma Gerd at 38:19 (Cobra Clutch) by 5. |
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| Card 7: Held in Cancun (Attendance: 7,768) |
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SOS: Javy Jaggar defeated Richard Hatch in 6 at 4:39 (Fallaway Slam) by 108.
HERO: Clintyn Kildepsteen defeated Vanilla Ice in 6 at 4:45 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 104.
HERO: Clintyn Kildepsteen defeated Josh Duggar in 12 at 0:17 (Brainbuster) by 163.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster decked Fallen Paparazzi #1 in 6 at 2:34 (Cross-Armbar) by 134.
CURE/VD: Candyman annihilated SOS: Wrath at 24:29 (Butterfinger) by 7.
CURE/VD: Norovirus defeated SOS: "Pistol" Pez Dispenser at 15:43 (Cobra Clutch) by 9.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster outmuscled Amanda Bynes in 6 at 2:16 (Cross-Armbar) by 95.
Main event: SOS: Garth String tied CURE/VD: Norovirus at 30:03 (Double Count Out). |
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| Card 8: Held in Richmond (Attendance: 15,831) |
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CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster overpowered Hugo the Slacker in 6 at 6:50 (Cross-Armbar) by 99.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster won over Lizzo in 6 at 5:27 (Cross-Armbar) by 67.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster over Khloe Kardashian in 2 at 10:26 (Count Out).
HERO: Clintyn Kildepsteen decked Fallen Paparazzi #1 in 6 at 1:57 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 134.
SOS: Wrath annihilated SOS: Scott Commodity at 29:10 (Revenge is Sweet) by 1.
CURE/VD: Norovirus annihilated COLD: Tyrant Hero at 16:44 (Cobra Clutch) by 6.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster bested Sean Penn in 6 at 2:58 (Cross-Armbar) by 92.
Main event: CURE/VD: Norovirus defeated SOS: Scott Commodity at 20:55 (Cobra Clutch) by 7. |
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| Card 9: Held in Monterey (Attendance: 19,455) |
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HERO: Clintyn Kildepsteen won over Hugo the Slacker in 6 at 3:13 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 99.
HERO: Clintyn Kildepsteen annihilated Lizzo in 6 at 7:09 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 67.
HERO: Clintyn Kildepsteen won over Khloe Kardashian in 6 at 3:38 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 109.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster over Martin Van Buren in 1 at 27:30 (Count Out).
CURE/CTI: M.J.'s #1 Fan of ? pinned SOS: Wrath at 27:45 (Cobra Clutch) by 5.
CURE/VD: Norovirus beat SOS: Lifeguard Daron at 18:34 (Cobra Clutch) by 9.
HERO: Clintyn Kildepsteen over Jimmy Carter in 1 at 4:29 (Count Out).
Main event: CURE/VD: Norovirus outmuscled CURE/VD: Gone Aria at 29:26 (Cobra Clutch) by 2. |
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| Card 10: Held in Johannesburg (Attendance: 14,911) |
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Pacific Northwest title: SOS: Dark Messyer pinned SOS: Irma Gerd at 28:38 (The Cross Check) by 3.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster won over Lady Gaga in 6 at 3:33 (Cross-Armbar) by 78.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster destroyed Drita D'Avanzo in 6 at 6:10 (Cross-Armbar) by 86.
HERO: Clintyn Kildepsteen over Martin Van Buren in 1 at 6:35 (Count Out).
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster beat Dan Quayle in 6 at 2:15 (Cross-Armbar) by 107.
CURE/VD: Norovirus won over HERO: Hoser Downe at 27:34 (Cobra Clutch) by 1.
HERO: Clintyn Kildepsteen over Gerald Ford in 1 at 8:59 (Count Out).
Main event: CURE/VD: Norovirus destroyed CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster at 50:32 (Cobra Clutch) by 1. |
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| Card 11: Held in Jakarta (Attendance: 10,202) |
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SOS: Shane Gretsky defeated SOS: Rash at 24:32 (The Slap Shot) by 7.
HERO: Clintyn Kildepsteen annihilated Lady Gaga in 6 at 6:17 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 78.
HERO: Clintyn Kildepsteen destroyed Drita D'Avanzo in 6 at 4:43 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 86.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster decked Millard Fillmore in 6 at 4:05 (Cross-Armbar) by 101.
HERO: Clintyn Kildepsteen annihilated Dan Quayle in 6 at 1:15 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 107.
CURE/VD: Norovirus bested HERO: Bird of War Mac at 16:38 (Cobra Clutch) by 7.
HERO: Clintyn Kildepsteen annihilated Amanda Bynes in 6 at 5:01 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 95.
Main event: CURE/VD: The Speckled Monster annihilated CURE/VD: Norovirus at 29:19 (Cobra Clutch) by 1. |
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| Card 12: Held in San Francisco (Attendance: 15,314) |
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SOS: Shane Gretsky decked SOS: Wrath at 28:25 (The Slap Shot) by 5.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster pinned Taylor Swift in 6 at 2:12 (Cross-Armbar) by 119.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster decked Fred Merkle in 6 at 3:24 (Cross-Armbar) by 88.
HERO: Clintyn Kildepsteen outmuscled Millard Fillmore in 6 at 1:10 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 101.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster bested Lindsay Lohan in 6 at 5:09 (Cross-Armbar) by 73.
CURE/CTI: Gynecologists pinned SOS: Scott Commodity at 16:10 (Cobra Clutch) by 6.
HERO: Clintyn Kildepsteen beat Sean Penn in 6 at 1:48 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 92.
Main event: CURE/VD: The Speckled Monster defeated CURE/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson at 27:19 (Cobra Clutch) by 4. |
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| Card 13: Held in Kalamazoo (Attendance: 15,446) |
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SOS: Shane Gretsky overpowered CURE/CTI: Bootylicious at 27:44 (The Slap Shot) by 2.
HERO: Clintyn Kildepsteen annihilated Taylor Swift in 6 at 2:07 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 119.
HERO: Clintyn Kildepsteen beat Fred Merkle in 12 at 0:23 (Brainbuster) by 171.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster overpowered Vlad the Wretched in 6 at 6:16 (Cross-Armbar) by 88.
HERO: Clintyn Kildepsteen decked Lindsay Lohan in 6 at 4:12 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 73.
CURE/CTI: Rectal outmuscled SOS: Irma Gerd at 28:20 (Cobra Clutch) by 3.
SOS: Javy Jaggar and Dark Messyer* outmuscled SOS: Greed and Alabama Doink* at 29:11 (The Cross Check) by 4.
Main event: CURE/VD: The Speckled Monster beat CURE/CTI: M.J.'s #1 Fan of ? at 29:07 (Cobra Clutch) by 2. |
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| Card 14: Held in Columbia (Attendance: 14,393) |
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SOS: Shane Gretsky destroyed GiFt: Devil Kyle at 23:40 (The Slap Shot) by 6.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster over Mama June in 1 at 4:34 (Count Out).
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster won over Chris Webber in 6 at 4:49 (Cross-Armbar) by 90.
HERO: Clintyn Kildepsteen bested Vlad the Wretched in 6 at 4:32 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 88.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster outmuscled Jane Fonda in 6 at 4:18 (Cross-Armbar) by 78.
SOS: Garth String bested CURE/CTI: Humpty Hump at 28:08 (Another One) by 2.
SOS: Sloth* and Alabama Doink overpowered Mama June and Richard Hatch* in 6 at 0:32 (Fallaway Slam) by 104. |
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| Card 15: Held in Jericho (Attendance: 14,045) |
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SOS: Shane Gretsky defeated SOS: Gill T at 21:09 (The Slap Shot) by 7.
HERO: Clintyn Kildepsteen over Mama June in 1 at 4:23 (Count Out).
HERO: Clintyn Kildepsteen outmuscled Chris Webber in 6 at 3:07 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 90.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster outmuscled Ross Perot in 6 at 4:58 (Cross-Armbar) by 107.
HERO: Clintyn Kildepsteen over Jane Fonda in 2 at 6:41 (Disqualification: loaded elbow pad).
Southeast title: HERO: Davey Jameis decked SOS: Garth String at 27:18 (The Buyout) by 1.
SOS: Greed* and Prejudice defeated Mama June and Richard Hatch* in 6 at 6:50 (Fallaway Slam) by 96. |
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| Card 16: Held in Barbours Cut (Attendance: 12,546) |
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SOS: Shane Gretsky bested HERO: Rubber Downe at 15:04 (The Slap Shot) by 6.
SOS: Zitz annihilated Richard Hatch in 6 at 3:30 (Back Elbow Smash) by 108.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster decked Leon Lett in 6 at 2:22 (Cross-Armbar) by 83.
HERO: Clintyn Kildepsteen annihilated Ross Perot in 6 at 4:36 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 107.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster outmuscled Omar the Humongous in 6 at 2:13 (Cross-Armbar) by 112.
SOS: Garth String pinned HERO: Murder Chef Wolfgang Punk at 27:48 (Another One) by 1.
TV Tag-team titles: SOS: Zitz* and Gary String decked SOS: Greed and Alabama Doink* at 28:59 (Zigga Zig Ah) by 5. |
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| Card 17: Held in Chicago (Attendance: 12,854) |
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SOS: Shane Gretsky bested HERO: Ahmana Rolle at 15:33 (The Slap Shot) by 9.
SOS: Wrath overpowered Richard Hatch in 6 at 1:01 (Side Slam) by 105 (non-title).
HERO: Clintyn Kildepsteen beat Leon Lett in 6 at 4:37 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 83.
CURE/VD: Gone Aria outmuscled SOS: Wrath at 28:13 (Cobra Clutch) by 4.
HERO: Clintyn Kildepsteen pinned Omar the Humongous in 6 at 2:21 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 112.
SOS: Garth String defeated CURE/VD: Wicked Clown at 27:11 (Another One) by 3.
League Tag-team titles: CURE/CTI: Gynecologists* and CURE/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk annihilated SOS: Zitz* and Gary String at 29:11 (Cobra Clutch) by 1. |
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| Card 18: Held in Yorktown (Attendance: 7,216) |
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CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster won over Dr. Crankenstein in 6 at 2:18 (Cross-Armbar) by 108.
SOS: Greed over Richard Hatch in 2 at 1:53 (Count Out).
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster defeated Gary Anderson in 6 at 6:10 (Cross-Armbar) by 99.
CURE/VD: Cactus Sac pinned SOS: Wrath at 27:52 (Cobra Clutch) by 4.
SOS: Garth String bested SOS: Sloth at 22:55 (Another One) by 8.
SOS: Garth String destroyed HERO: Clintyn Kildepsteen at 28:09 (Another One) by 2.
SOS: Zitz* and Gary String won over CURE/CTI: Humpty Hump* and CURE/VD: Wicked Clown at 27:11 (Zigga Zig Ah) by 1. |
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| Card 19: Held in Yonkers (Attendance: 14,167) |
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HERO: Clintyn Kildepsteen won over Dr. Crankenstein in 6 at 3:42 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 108.
SOS: Lust pinned Richard Hatch in 6 at 2:07 (Side Slam) by 103.
HERO: Clintyn Kildepsteen won over Gary Anderson in 6 at 2:51 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 99.
CURE/VD: Tonsillitis beat SOS: Wrath at 27:30 (Cobra Clutch) by 3.
SOS: Gluttony drew SOS: Irma Gerd at 6:04 (Double Disqualification).
Southwest title: HERO: Murder Chef Bobby Slay overpowered SOS: Scott Commodity at 23:14 (Can't Beat Bobby) by 6.
SOS: Greed and Alabama Doink* destroyed SOS: Rash* and "Pistol" Pez Dispenser at 28:49 (Hey Hey It's Conrad) by 2. |
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| Card 20: Held in Leeds (Attendance: 11,955) |
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CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster destroyed The Creepy Crawler in 6 at 1:50 (Cross-Armbar) by 117.
SOS: Prejudice over Richard Hatch in 2 at 5:39 (Count Out).
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster destroyed Fallen Paparazzi #2 in 6 at 4:13 (Cross-Armbar) by 79.
CURE/VD: Norovirus won over SOS: Wrath at 16:12 (Cobra Clutch) by 6.
CURE/VD: Tonsillitis overpowered SOS: Alabama Doink at 28:16 (Cobra Clutch) by 4.
SOS: Irma Gerd won over GiFt: Bad Norman at 28:58 (Irma Genius) by 2.
CURE/CTI: Gynecologists* and CURE/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk bested SOS: Greed and Alabama Doink* at 22:03 (Cobra Clutch) by 6. |
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| Card 21: Held in Hazzard County (Attendance: 9,923) |
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HERO: Clintyn Kildepsteen defeated The Creepy Crawler in 6 at 3:48 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 117.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade destroyed Richard Hatch in 6 at 3:22 (Side Slam) by 105 (non-title).
HERO: Clintyn Kildepsteen won over Fallen Paparazzi #2 in 6 at 5:00 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 79.
CURE/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson destroyed SOS: Wrath at 28:44 (Cobra Clutch) by 3.
CURE/VD: Tonsillitis overpowered GiFt: G Offsilver at 19:09 (Cobra Clutch) by 7.
HERO: Monsieur Wristlock bested SOS: Irma Gerd at 28:20 (Over the Head Wristlock) by 2.
CURE/CTI: Humpty Hump* and CURE/VD: Wicked Clown overpowered SOS: Greed and Alabama Doink* at 29:38 (Cobra Clutch) by 4. |
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| Card 22: Held in Hammond (Attendance: 15,489) |
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CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster destroyed Forrest Glenfield in 6 at 4:34 (Cross-Armbar) by 92.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster overpowered Richard Hatch in 6 at 3:43 (Cross-Armbar) by 107.
SOS: Pimple outmuscled SOS: Wrath at 27:54 (The Popper) by 4.
SOS: Garth String decked SOS: Wrath at 21:22 (Another One) by 6.
CURE/VD: Tonsillitis decked SOS: LE Williams at 29:46 (Cobra Clutch) by 3.
SOS: Irma Gerd decked HERO: Petey LaFlame at 28:00 (Irma Genius) by 2.
HERO: Murder Chef Bobby Slay* and Murder Chef Wolfgang Punk overpowered SOS: Greed and Alabama Doink* at 29:53 (Recipe for Death) by 4. |
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| Battle Royal: Held in Montpelier (Attendance: 7,883) |
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CURE/VD: Wicked Clown was given $1,000 when he was catapulted onto the steps by SOS: Preston James.
SOS: LE Williams was given $1,100 after HERO: Clintyn Kildepsteen flipped him out.
CURE/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk grabbed an imaginary $1,200 after COLD: Tyrant Hero flung him into some chairs at ringside.
COLD: Tyrant Hero made $1,300 when SOS: Gluttony tossed him out.
HERO: Chad Bro Chillington collected $1,400 in imaginary earnings after being hurled onto the steps by SOS: Preston James.
SOS: Gluttony was paid $1,500 in imaginary earnings after he was flipped out of the ring by HERO: Clintyn Kildepsteen.
SOS: Preston James gained $1,600 when HERO: Clintyn Kildepsteen catapulted him over the turnbuckle.
HERO: Clintyn Kildepsteen won the battle royal and its $40,000 prize. |
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