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EVIL CLOWN LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #454 -- MAY 2024 |
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| Card 1: Held in San Salvador (Attendance: 4,477) |
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Southwest title: RFD: Sadistic Syd Slaughter defeated SOS/ARMY: Manslaughter at 16:08 (Spinebuster) by 10.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale bested Zachary Blast in 6 at 5:46 (Cross-Armbar) by 93.
RFD: Razor won over SOS/ARMY: Zipperface at 27:57 (Back Suplex) by 4.
SOS/ARMY: The Deranged Mechanic won over Les S. Moore in 6 at 5:44 (Cross-Armbar) by 96 (non-title).
RFD: Mr. Massive destroyed COT: Miniscule Machine at 29:01 (Very Big Splash) by 2.
RFD: Masked Warrior over Joey W. in 2 at 2:32 (Disqualification: used powder).
Main event: SOS/ARMY: The Deranged Mechanic tied SOS/ARMY: Death Gambler at 22:35 (Double Count Out). |
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| Card 2: Held in Leeds (Attendance: 7,165) |
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RFD: Killer Kyle Carnage decked SOS/ARMY: Manslaughter at 17:48 (Spinebuster) by 9.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale annihilated SOS/ARMY: The Deranged Mechanic at 27:18 (Guerrilla Press Tombstone) by 2.
CURE: Forgiven Faith overpowered SOS/ARMY: "South Side" Reggie Brown at 16:05 (Spinebuster) by 6.
CURE: Forgiven Faith bested SOS/ARMY: The Deranged Mechanic at 27:21 (Spinebuster) by 4 (non-title).
CURE: Mike Eaves beat COT: Miniscule Machine at 18:29 (Figure Four) by 6.
CURE: Cody Steel overpowered RFD: Masked Warrior at 27:35 (Steel Chair Shot) by 4.
Main event: CURE: Shawn Steel tied SOS/ARMY: Death Gambler (Time Limit). |
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| Card 3: Held in Edinburgh (Attendance: 8,336) |
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COT: Super Shadow Machine bested SOS/ARMY: Manslaughter at 28:57 (Shadowban) by 3.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale pinned Kongaroo in 10 at 1:35 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 141.
RFD: Masked Warrior defeated Jason Adams III in 6 at 2:32 (Shoulder Breaker) by 89.
SOS/ARMY: The Deranged Mechanic tied CURE: Cody Steel at 28:25 (Double Count Out) (cage).
RFD: Masked Warrior over COT: So-So Machine at 4:26 (Disqualification: nail file).
RFD: Masked Warrior annihilated SOS/IND: Juan Howard in 14 at 15:26 (Spinebuster) by 17.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: Death Gambler destroyed SOS/ARMY: Craile at 51:31 (Rollin' Dice DVD) by 2. |
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| Card 4: Held in Trenton (Attendance: 3,865) |
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CURE: Mr. Eaves won over SOS/ARMY: Manslaughter at 21:28 (Spinebuster) by 8.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale decked COT: So-So Machine at 5:04 (Guerrilla Press Tombstone) by 28.
RFD: Masked Warrior annihilated The Extraordinary Mr. Pinfall in 14 at 0:41 (Spinebuster) by 116.
SOS/ARMY: The Deranged Mechanic won over RFD: Masked Hound Spike at 28:41 (Deranged Dreams) by 2.
RFD: Masked Warrior outmuscled COT: Low Quality Machine at 11:15 (Figure Four) by 20.
CURE: Forgiven Faith won over RFD: Graveyard at 17:30 (Spinebuster) by 9.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: Death Gambler won over COT: Miniscule Machine at 57:50 (Rollin' Dice DVD) by 2. |
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| Card 5: Held in Shannon (Attendance: 5,676) |
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RFD: The Impostor overpowered SOS/ARMY: Manslaughter at 21:15 (Spinebuster) by 6.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale over COT: Low Quality Machine in 14 at 2:02 (Disqualification: used powder).
RFD: Masked Warrior bested Sir Losealot in 6 at 2:04 (Shoulder Breaker) by 84.
SOS/ARMY: Death Gambler annihilated Gregory the Gigantic in 6 at 3:57 (Cross-Armbar) by 68 (non-title).
RFD: Masked Warrior won over COT: Pretty Good Machine at 5:02 (Figure Four) by 25.
CURE: Forgiven Faith defeated RFD: Mauler at 20:08 (Spinebuster) by 7.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: Death Gambler defeated RFD: Taxman Slash Thompson at 57:49 (Rollin' Dice DVD) by 1. |
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| Card 6: Held in Zacatecas (Attendance: 1,627) |
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CURE: Cody Steel won over SOS/ARMY: Manslaughter at 28:19 (Steel Chair Shot) by 4.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale over COT: Pretty Good Machine in 12 at 3:59 (Disqualification: used belt to hit opponent).
RFD: Masked Warrior decked Zachary Blast in 6 at 6:24 (Shoulder Breaker) by 89.
CURE: Forgiven Faith pinned SOS/ARMY: "Dime Piece" Midori Porter at 28:56 (Spinebuster) by 4.
RFD: Masked Warrior won over Horatio Thunderbelly in 8 at 0:48 (Headbutt) by 120.
CURE: Shawn Steel defeated RFD: Graveyard at 27:19 (Figure Four) by 5.
Main event: RFD: The Roanoke Rottweiler destroyed SOS/ARMY: Death Gambler at 27:46 (Slingshot Suplex) by 2. |
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| Card 7: Held in Florence (Attendance: 2,470) |
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CURE: Cody Steel beat SOS/ARMY: "Fist of the Voiceless" Daryl Coleman at 29:18 (Steel Chair Shot) by 1.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale beat Horatio Thunderbelly in 8 at 1:03 (Headbutt) by 122.
SOS/ARMY: "Alley Cat" Ray-Ray Jackson beat SOS/ARMY: The Deranged Mechanic at 27:01 (Kiss Pavement, Bruh!!!) by 2.
RFD: Masked Warrior won over Kongaroo in 10 at 1:58 (Headlock) by 138.
CURE: Shawn Steel pinned Horatio Thunderbelly in 6 at 5:16 (European Uppercut) by 81.
SOS/ARMY: "Rated MA Renegade" Tyreese Crenshaw pinned RFD: Masked Hound Spike at 29:49 (For Mature Audiences Only) by 2.
Main event: RFD: The Roanoke Rottweiler destroyed RFD: Masked Hound Spike at 37:34 (Slingshot Suplex) by 4. |
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| Card 8: Held in Greensboro (Attendance: 8,759) |
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CURE: Cody Steel outmuscled RFD: Saberclaw at 28:55 (Steel Chair Shot) by 4.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale overpowered The Human Pretzel in 6 at 3:58 (Cross-Armbar) by 92.
Great Lakes title: SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks defeated COT: Miniscule Machine at 20:56 (Respeck This!) by 6.
RFD: Taxman Slash Thompson drew SOS/ARMY: Zipperface at 4:51 (No Contest).
RFD: Masked Warrior decked The Human Pretzel in 6 at 3:04 (Shoulder Breaker) by 88.
CURE: Mr. Eaves overpowered RFD: Masked Hound Spike at 15:26 (Spinebuster) by 6.
Main event: CURE: Forgiven Faith outmuscled RFD: The Roanoke Rottweiler at 38:53 (Spinebuster) by 2. |
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| Card 9: Held in Boston (Attendance: 3,784) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale over The Westfield Strangler in 1 at 2:24 (Disqualification: pushed ref).
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale bested Gregory the Gigantic in 6 at 5:13 (Cross-Armbar) by 68.
East Coast title: RFD: Bad Street Marcus Brown won over SOS/ARMY: Craile at 27:42 (Bad Street Blast) by 3.
RFD: Bad Street Marcus Brown bested RFD: Taxman Slash Thompson at 27:51 (Bad Street Blast) by 2 (non-title).
RFD: The Roanoke Rottweiler destroyed RFD: Mr. Massive at 27:04 (Slingshot Suplex) by 2.
RFD: Masked Hound Spike overpowered RFD: Mauler at 28:11 (Landslide) by 1.
Main event: CURE: Forgiven Faith overpowered CURE: Cody Steel at 49:24 (Spinebuster) by 4. |
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| Card 10: Held in Bern (Attendance: 2,356) |
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RFD: Masked Warrior over The Westfield Strangler in 1 at 0:52 (Disqualification: hit ref).
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale outmuscled Les S. Moore in 6 at 5:03 (Cross-Armbar) by 96.
CURE: Shawn Steel decked SOS/ARMY: Craile at 29:21 (Figure Four) by 2.
Mid-Atlantic title: CURE: Mike Eaves bested RFD: Taxman Slash Thompson at 27:09 (Figure Four) by 5.
RFD: The Roanoke Rottweiler destroyed CURE: Dream Denied at 29:42 (Slingshot Suplex) by 2.
CURE: Dream Denied and Mr. Eaves* beat Chuckles the Sensitive Clown and Horatio Thunderbelly* in 6 at 2:01 (European Uppercut) by 75.
Main event: CURE: Forgiven Faith annihilated SOS/ARMY: Manslaughter at 22:59 (Spinebuster) by 8. |
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| Card 11: Held in Fort Smith (Attendance: 2,024) |
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Pacific Northwest title: SOS/ARMY: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar decked RFD: Masked Hound Spike at 20:10 (In the Name of Violence) by 7.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale destroyed The Shmoe in 6 at 5:55 (Cross-Armbar) by 70.
SOS/ARMY: Graft the Pyromaniac pinned SOS/ARMY: The Deranged Mechanic at 27:59 (Flaming Table Penance) by 4.
CURE: Dream Denied overpowered RFD: Taxman Slash Thompson at 29:45 (Spinebuster) by 1.
RFD: Masked Warrior decked Gregory the Gigantic in 6 at 6:33 (Shoulder Breaker) by 64.
TV Tag-team titles: COT: Super Shadow Machine* and Super Fast Machine overpowered Kongaroo* and Warren Wrassleman at 2:18 (Spike Piledriver) by 109.
Main event: CURE: Forgiven Faith overpowered SOS/ARMY: Zipperface at 44:03 (Spinebuster) by 5. |
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| Card 12: Held in East Chicago (Attendance: 7,014) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale over Chuckles the Sensitive Clown in 2 at 10:58 (Count Out).
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale over Grady Ringlebopper in 1 at 2:52 (Disqualification: used powder).
TV title: SOS/ARMY: The Wreckage annihilated SOS/ARMY: The Deranged Mechanic at 29:34 (Crashwreck) by 4.
SOS/ARMY: Zipperface tied COT: Super Fast Machine (Time Limit).
RFD: Masked Warrior won over Les S. Moore in 6 at 2:12 (Shoulder Breaker) by 92.
COT: Super Shadow Machine* and Super Fast Machine over Gregory the Gigantic* and Les S. Moore in 2 at 6:03 (Disqualification: used brass knuckles).
Main event: CURE: Forgiven Faith outmuscled SOS/ARMY: "Bloodletter" Xeno X-Rod Rodriguez at 56:57 (Spinebuster) by 4. |
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| Card 13: Held in Toledo (Attendance: 7,597) |
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RFD: Masked Warrior overpowered Chuckles the Sensitive Clown in 6 at 6:39 (Shoulder Breaker) by 98.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale destroyed Warren Wrassleman in 6 at 1:40 (Cross-Armbar) by 92.
SOS/ARMY: "Ladies' Man" Toad Porter outmuscled SOS/ARMY: The Deranged Mechanic at 28:58 (Five-Star Toadsplash) by 3.
West Coast title: RFD: Sgt. Slammer bested SOS/ARMY: Zipperface at 23:16 (Missile) by 8.
RFD: Masked Warrior won over The Shmoe in 11 at 1:20 (Superplex) by 135.
CURE: Mike Eaves* and Forgiven Faith pinned COT: Super Shadow Machine* and Super Fast Machine at 28:47 (Figure Four) by 4.
Main event: CURE: Forgiven Faith outmuscled SOS/ARMY: "Violent Breed" Bobby Colfax at 45:29 (Spinebuster) by 5. |
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| Card 14: Held in Lyons (Attendance: 1,983) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale beat Jason Adams III in 6 at 2:57 (Cross-Armbar) by 93.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale outmuscled The Shamemonger in 6 at 3:43 (Cross-Armbar) by 107.
SOS/ARMY: The Deranged Mechanic decked RFD: Taxman Slash Thompson at 28:42 (Deranged Dreams) by 1.
RFD: Fang won over SOS/ARMY: Zipperface at 27:26 (Spinebuster) by 2.
RFD: Masked Warrior over Grady Ringlebopper in 1 at 3:24 (Disqualification: manager in ring).
COT: Miniscule Machine, Super Shadow Machine*, and Super Fast Machine won over COT: So-So Machine*, Low Quality Machine, and Pretty Good Machine in 6 at 21:55 (Cross-Armbar) by 10.
Main event: CURE: Forgiven Faith destroyed SOS/ARMY: "Urban American Dream" Leon Walls at 43:23 (Spinebuster) by 4. |
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| Card 15: Held in Los Angeles (Attendance: 7,130) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale defeated The Extraordinary Mr. Pinfall at 0:56 (Guerrilla Press Tombstone) by 131.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale decked Joey W. in 10 at 2:07 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 98.
SOS/ARMY: The Deranged Mechanic pinned COT: Miniscule Machine at 27:04 (Deranged Dreams) by 2.
Northeast title: SOS/ARMY: The Gimp defeated RFD: The Roanoke Rottweiler at 27:13 (CBT Torture Submission) by 2.
RFD: Masked Warrior beat Warren Wrassleman in 6 at 3:40 (Shoulder Breaker) by 88.
COT: Miniscule Machine, Super Shadow Machine*, and Super Fast Machine pinned CURE: Shawn Steel, Mr. Eaves, and Cody Steel* at 29:13 (Triple Thumb to the Eye) by 5.
Main event: CURE: Forgiven Faith annihilated SOS/ARMY: "Ghetto Superstar" Shedrick Porter at 33:27 (Spinebuster) by 8. |
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| Card 16: Held in Antwerp (Attendance: 7,990) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale bested Sir Losealot in 6 at 2:31 (Cross-Armbar) by 88.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale over SOS/IND: Juan Howard in 12 at 4:01 (Disqualification: nail file).
RFD: The Roanoke Rottweiler pinned SOS/ARMY: The Deranged Mechanic at 28:31 (Slingshot Suplex) by 2.
COT: Miniscule Machine defeated RFD: Masked Warrior at 27:59 (Very Small Package) by 2.
RFD: Masked Warrior annihilated The Shamemonger in 6 at 1:32 (Shoulder Breaker) by 103.
Main event: CURE: Forgiven Faith overpowered SOS/ARMY: "The Homeless Savior" Jesse Christopher at 49:20 (Spinebuster) by 6. |
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| Battle Royal: Held in Istanbul (Attendance: 2,469) |
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COT: Miniscule Machine earned $1,000 in imaginary earnings when CURE: Forgiven Faith threw him onto the concrete floor.
COT: Super Shadow Machine collected a cool $1,100 after CURE: Mr. Eaves flipped him onto the apron.
CURE: Mr. Eaves was awarded $1,200 after he was catapulted out of the ring by CURE: Dream Denied.
SOS/ARMY: "South Side" Reggie Brown grabbed $1,300 when he was hurled onto the steps by CURE: Shawn Steel.
CURE: Cody Steel got $1,400 when SOS/ARMY: "Dime Piece" Midori Porter flung him onto the concrete floor.
CURE: Forgiven Faith won a cool $1,500 when he got thrown over the top rope by COT: Super Fast Machine.
SOS/ARMY: "Dime Piece" Midori Porter was given $1,600 after he got catapulted onto the apron by CURE: Mike Eaves.
CURE: Dream Denied was awarded $1,700 after getting thrown out by CURE: Shawn Steel.
COT: Super Fast Machine picked up $1,800 after CURE: Shawn Steel threw him out of the ring.
CURE: Shawn Steel nabbed $1,900 when he got thrown out by CURE: Mike Eaves.
CURE: Mike Eaves was the winner of the ECL battle royal and the $30,000 prize. |
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