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FINAL IMPACT LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #23 -- MAY 2024 |
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| Card 1: Held in Portland (Attendance: 32,075) |
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SOS: "Hardknocks" Diamond SQ overpowered The Friendly Commode in 6 at 3:17 (Back Elbow Smash) by 74.
AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. overpowered Jerrad Simpson in 6 at 1:21 (Ankle Lock) by 125.
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook pinned Sassafras in 6 at 1:15 (Back Elbow Smash) by 108.
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook pinned Ox Hart in 6 at 1:31 (Back Elbow Smash) by 114.
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook pinned Josie Puckerton in 6 at 6:38 (Back Elbow Smash) by 75.
SOS: TESD Bry destroyed The Rest Stop Jobber in 6 at 2:52 (Back Elbow Smash) by 89.
PG: Paulina Little Feather beat PG: Homeless Kenny at 27:59 (Indian Crossface) by 1.
AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. decked PG: Chief Moose Crossfox at 28:49 (JR's REVENGE) by 1.
Main event: SOS: Dos-Puncher bested James "Garriot" Gray in 13 at 17:09 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 26. |
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| Card 2: Held in Destin (Attendance: 26,510) |
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SOS: TESD Bry outmuscled The Friendly Commode in 6 at 2:24 (Back Elbow Smash) by 75.
COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister outmuscled Jerrad Simpson in 6 at 0:57 (Bodyslam) by 124.
AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. beat Sassafras in 6 at 1:15 (Ankle Lock) by 111.
AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. overpowered Ox Hart in 6 at 0:56 (Ankle Lock) by 117.
AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. decked Josie Puckerton in 6 at 1:41 (Ankle Lock) by 78.
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook beat The Rest Stop Jobber in 6 at 6:07 (Back Elbow Smash) by 89.
PG: The Samoan Savage Uca defeated PG: Homeless Timothy at 27:16 (The Samoan Spike) by 2.
PG: Sicko the Clown bested AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. at 29:31 (Funhouse Stunner) by 5.
Main event: SOS: Dos-Puncher won over COT/PPA: Deacon Elroy at 47:11 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 2. |
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| Card 3: Held in Mentor-on-the-Lake (Attendance: 24,548) |
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SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook bested The Friendly Commode in 6 at 2:01 (Back Elbow Smash) by 75.
SOS: Dos-Puncher won over Jerrad Simpson in 6 at 3:27 (Back Elbow Smash) by 121 (non-title).
COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister decked Sassafras in 6 at 1:29 (Bodyslam) by 110.
COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister pinned Ox Hart in 6 at 1:50 (Bodyslam) by 116.
COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister overpowered Josie Puckerton in 6 at 4:51 (Bodyslam) by 77.
AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. defeated The Rest Stop Jobber in 6 at 3:09 (Ankle Lock) by 92.
COT/PPA: Deacon Elroy defeated PG: Motormouth Brodie Piper at 27:05 (Deacon's Mallet) by 4.
SOS: Dos-Puncher defeated AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. at 29:01 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 3.
Main event: SOS: Dos-Puncher bested Eric "All American" Fontaine at 49:48 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 3. |
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| Card 4: Held in Aguascalientes (Attendance: 31,792) |
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AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. won over The Friendly Commode in 6 at 2:01 (Ankle Lock) by 78.
SOS: TESD Walt annihilated Jerrad Simpson in 6 at 4:17 (Back Elbow Smash) by 121.
SOS: TESD Bry annihilated Mrs. Jobber in 6 at 4:53 (Back Elbow Smash) by 95.
SOS: TESD Walt bested Ox Hart in 6 at 2:34 (Back Elbow Smash) by 113.
SOS: TESD Bry decked Suzie Blackfart in 6 at 5:33 (Back Elbow Smash) by 90.
COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister won over The Rest Stop Jobber in 6 at 5:02 (Bodyslam) by 91.
PG: Casper Sindrok bested PG: Motormouth Brodie Piper at 27:25 (Blackout Submission) by 3.
COT/PPA: Deacon Leroy annihilated PG: Tinkerbell at 16:13 (Deacon's Mallet) by 10 (non-title).
Main event: SOS: Dos-Puncher annihilated PG: Paulina Little Feather at 27:35 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 3. |
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| Card 5: Held in Staten Island (Attendance: 32,608) |
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COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister bested The Friendly Commode in 6 at 5:01 (Bodyslam) by 77.
SOS: TESD Q pinned Jerrad Simpson in 6 at 2:36 (Back Elbow Smash) by 121.
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook pinned Mrs. Jobber in 6 at 2:05 (Back Elbow Smash) by 95.
SOS: TESD Q outmuscled Ox Hart in 6 at 4:26 (Back Elbow Smash) by 113.
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook annihilated Suzie Blackfart in 6 at 5:14 (Back Elbow Smash) by 90.
SOS: TESD Bry beat Blackeye Dan in 6 at 2:22 (Back Elbow Smash) by 84.
AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. overpowered PG: Motormouth Brodie Piper at 27:59 (JR's REVENGE) by 3.
COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister outmuscled PG: Tinkerbell at 16:47 (The Good Book) by 7 (non-title).
Main event: PG: Sicko the Clown defeated SOS: Dos-Puncher at 27:00 (Funhouse Stunner) by 2. |
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| Card 6: Held in Bombay (Attendance: 20,545) |
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SOS: TESD Walt decked The Friendly Commode in 6 at 3:17 (Back Elbow Smash) by 74.
SOS: TESD Bry beat Travis McQ in 6 at 6:40 (Back Elbow Smash) by 84.
AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. overpowered Mrs. Jobber in 6 at 6:36 (Ankle Lock) by 98.
SOS: TESD Bry overpowered The Fartman Joey Gas in 6 at 4:12 (Back Elbow Smash) by 123.
AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. overpowered Suzie Blackfart in 6 at 2:59 (Ankle Lock) by 93.
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook annihilated Blackeye Dan in 6 at 4:27 (Back Elbow Smash) by 84.
COT/PPA: Deacon Leroy decked PG: Motormouth Brodie Piper at 19:53 (Deacon's Mallet) by 10 (non-title).
SOS: Dos-Puncher pinned PG: Tinkerbell at 20:55 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 6 (non-title).
Main event: PG: Sicko the Clown pinned PG: Motormouth Brodie Piper at 42:29 (Funhouse Stunner) by 8. |
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| Card 7: Held in Seattle (Attendance: 24,575) |
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SOS: TESD Q won over The Friendly Commode in 6 at 6:40 (Back Elbow Smash) by 74.
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook destroyed Travis McQ in 6 at 4:16 (Back Elbow Smash) by 84.
COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister outmuscled Mrs. Jobber in 6 at 4:12 (Bodyslam) by 97.
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook won over The Fartman Joey Gas in 6 at 2:52 (Back Elbow Smash) by 123.
COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister pinned Suzie Blackfart in 6 at 5:09 (Bodyslam) by 92.
SOS: TESD Bry bested Hawkeye in 6 at 4:28 (Back Elbow Smash) by 116.
PG: Homeless Matthew beat PG: Motormouth Brodie Piper at 27:01 (Homeless D) by 3.
SOS: TESD Walt won over PG: Tinkerbell at 27:46 (Cook's EDGE) by 3.
Main event: PG: Sicko the Clown annihilated PG: Tinkerbell at 43:22 (Funhouse Stunner) by 8. |
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| Card 8: Held in Smyrna (Attendance: 23,741) |
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SOS: TESD Bry defeated The Sniveling Whiner Loser McLoserton in 6 at 3:13 (Back Elbow Smash) by 84.
COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister defeated Travis McQ in 6 at 2:38 (Bodyslam) by 86.
SOS: TESD Bry outmuscled Geraldine Lee in 6 at 5:04 (Back Elbow Smash) by 94.
AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. destroyed The Fartman Joey Gas in 6 at 1:53 (Ankle Lock) by 126.
SOS: TESD Bry pinned Jaqueline Javal in 6 at 3:05 (Back Elbow Smash) by 80.
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook defeated Hawkeye in 6 at 3:42 (Back Elbow Smash) by 116.
Northeast title: SOS: Dos-Puncher pinned PG: Motormouth Brodie Piper at 20:44 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 6.
PG: Tinkerbell pinned CURE: Sly Smith at 27:46 (Fairy Dust Bomb) by 3.
Main event: PG: Sicko the Clown outmuscled PG: The Samoan Savage Uca at 40:18 (Funhouse Stunner) by 1. |
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| Card 9: Held in San Salvador (Attendance: 28,988) |
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SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook annihilated The Sniveling Whiner Loser McLoserton in 6 at 2:31 (Back Elbow Smash) by 84.
SOS: TESD Bry pinned Nopers McGee in 6 at 4:11 (Back Elbow Smash) by 109.
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook won over Geraldine Lee in 6 at 3:01 (Back Elbow Smash) by 94.
COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister annihilated The Fartman Joey Gas in 6 at 1:55 (Bodyslam) by 125.
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook decked Jaqueline Javal in 6 at 6:47 (Back Elbow Smash) by 80.
SOS: TESD Bry defeated Sam the Firefighter in 6 at 0:32 (Back Elbow Smash) by 114.
PG: Motormouth Brodie Piper tied CURE: Masked Rookie #2 at 5:19 (Double Disqualification).
COT/PPA: Deacon Leroy bested PG: Chief Moose Crossfox at 23:18 (Deacon's Mallet) by 8 (non-title).
Main event: PG: Sicko the Clown outmuscled PG: Quishy Taylor at 38:49 (Funhouse Stunner) by 6. |
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| Card 10: Held in Queens (Attendance: 25,083) |
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AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. won over The Sniveling Whiner Loser McLoserton in 6 at 2:40 (Ankle Lock) by 87.
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook bested Nopers McGee in 6 at 1:12 (Back Elbow Smash) by 109.
AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. decked Geraldine Lee in 6 at 6:16 (Ankle Lock) by 97.
SOS: TESD Bry over Parker Miller in 2 at 2:47 (Disqualification: pushed ref).
AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. overpowered Jaqueline Javal in 6 at 3:37 (Ankle Lock) by 83.
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook overpowered Sam the Firefighter in 6 at 2:35 (Back Elbow Smash) by 114.
PG: Sir Oliver Pumpernickel defeated PG: Lance Blackwolf at 27:08 (Backbreaker) by 4.
COT/PPA: Deacon Leroy overpowered SOS: Dos-Puncher at 29:31 (Deacon's Mallet) by 4 (non-title).
Main event: PG: Sicko the Clown won over PG: Sir Oliver Pumpernickel at 34:53 (Funhouse Stunner) by 3. |
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| Card 11: Held in San Diego (Attendance: 33,189) |
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COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister won over The Sniveling Whiner Loser McLoserton in 6 at 5:20 (Bodyslam) by 86.
AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. overpowered Nopers McGee in 6 at 1:01 (Ankle Lock) by 112.
COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister over Geraldine Lee in 2 at 3:28 (Disqualification: nail file).
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook over Parker Miller in 2 at 2:25 (Disqualification: tied opponent up).
COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister annihilated Jaqueline Javal in 6 at 4:14 (Bodyslam) by 82.
SOS: TESD Bry outmuscled Josh Wickenstein in 6 at 3:38 (Back Elbow Smash) by 82.
PG: Sir Oliver Pumpernickel destroyed COT/PPA: Deacon Elroy at 28:11 (Backbreaker) by 1.
COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister outmuscled PG: Chief Moose Crossfox at 29:28 (The Good Book) by 5 (non-title).
Main event: PG: Sicko the Clown destroyed PG: Chief Moose Crossfox at 29:41 (Funhouse Stunner) by 6. |
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| Card 12: Held in Zagreb (Attendance: 26,794) |
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SOS: TESD Bry over Crybaby Williams in 2 at 1:31 (Disqualification: used powder).
COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister decked Nopers McGee in 6 at 3:33 (Bodyslam) by 111.
SOS: TESD Bry overpowered Teresa Patterson in 6 at 3:55 (Back Elbow Smash) by 102.
AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. over Parker Miller in 2 at 4:07 (Disqualification: pushed ref).
SOS: TESD Bry destroyed Razor Kitty in 6 at 2:40 (Back Elbow Smash) by 126.
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook won over Josh Wickenstein in 6 at 4:02 (Back Elbow Smash) by 82.
PG: Sir Oliver Pumpernickel bested AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. at 28:46 (Backbreaker) by 2.
PG: Sicko the Clown annihilated COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister at 27:30 (Funhouse Stunner) by 1.
Main event: COT/PPA: Deacon Leroy decked PG: Sicko the Clown at 42:46 (Deacon's Mallet) by 2. |
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| Card 13: Held in Jericho (Attendance: 33,120) |
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SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook over Crybaby Williams in 2 at 4:37 (Disqualification: hit opponent with microphone).
SOS: TESD Bry outmuscled Mr. Jobber in 6 at 2:13 (Back Elbow Smash) by 118.
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook overpowered Teresa Patterson in 6 at 1:10 (Back Elbow Smash) by 102.
COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister annihilated Parker Miller in 6 at 3:58 (Bodyslam) by 111.
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook decked Razor Kitty in 6 at 0:33 (Back Elbow Smash) by 126.
SOS: TESD Bry bested Sick Nick Claustrophobia in 6 at 4:56 (Back Elbow Smash) by 78.
COT/PPA: Deacon Leroy pinned PG: Sir Oliver Pumpernickel at 28:30 (Deacon's Mallet) by 5 (non-title).
COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister won over SOS: Dos-Puncher at 28:04 (The Good Book) by 1.
Main event: COT/PPA: Deacon Leroy defeated COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister at 30:41 (Deacon's Mallet) by 3. |
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| Card 14: Held in Bucharest (Attendance: 33,822) |
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AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. over Crybaby Williams in 2 at 19:02 (Disqualification: pushed ref).
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook beat Mr. Jobber in 6 at 2:53 (Back Elbow Smash) by 118.
AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. won over Teresa Patterson in 6 at 2:04 (Ankle Lock) by 105.
SOS: TESD Bry over The Rotten Loser in 2 at 11:12 (Disqualification: hit opponent with microphone).
AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. won over Razor Kitty in 6 at 2:07 (Ankle Lock) by 129.
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook pinned Sick Nick Claustrophobia in 6 at 2:34 (Back Elbow Smash) by 78.
COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister bested PG: Sir Oliver Pumpernickel at 28:54 (The Good Book) by 2 (non-title).
SOS: Dos-Puncher won over PG: Chief Moose Crossfox at 28:10 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 4. |
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| Card 15: Held in Sparks (Attendance: 29,869) |
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COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister outmuscled Crybaby Williams in 6 at 6:35 (Bodyslam) by 96.
AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. destroyed Mr. Jobber in 6 at 4:26 (Ankle Lock) by 121.
COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister won over Teresa Patterson in 6 at 4:30 (Bodyslam) by 104.
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook over The Rotten Loser in 2 at 2:28 (Disqualification: used powder).
COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister bested Razor Kitty in 6 at 1:18 (Bodyslam) by 128.
SOS: TESD Bry beat Michelle Weasley in 6 at 6:18 (Back Elbow Smash) by 81.
SOS: Dos-Puncher defeated PG: Sir Oliver Pumpernickel at 28:37 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 1.
TV title: PG: Sicko the Clown beat SOS: Dos-Puncher at 28:00 (Funhouse Stunner) by 2. |
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| Card 16: Held in Crete (Attendance: 25,584) |
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SOS: "Hardknocks" Diamond SQ overpowered Losing Streak #1 in 6 at 4:25 (Back Elbow Smash) by 91.
COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister pinned Mr. Jobber in 6 at 2:24 (Bodyslam) by 120.
SOS: "Hardknocks" Diamond SQ decked Rosie McGee in 6 at 1:14 (Back Elbow Smash) by 101.
AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. over The Rotten Loser in 2 at 3:07 (Disqualification: loaded elbow pad).
SOS: "Hardknocks" Diamond SQ destroyed Joan Myrats in 6 at 3:56 (Back Elbow Smash) by 107.
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook destroyed Michelle Weasley in 6 at 5:22 (Back Elbow Smash) by 81.
COT/PPA: Deacon Elroy won over PG: Zoink the Clown at 27:00 (Deacon's Mallet) by 2.
PG: Sicko the Clown decked CURE: Masked Rookie #1 at 21:17 (Funhouse Stunner) by 10. |
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| Card 17: Held in Harrisburg (Attendance: 25,911) |
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SOS: TESD Bry decked Losing Streak #1 in 6 at 4:02 (Back Elbow Smash) by 92.
SOS: "Hardknocks" Diamond SQ decked Stephanie Hoover in 6 at 4:32 (Back Elbow Smash) by 100.
SOS: TESD Bry won over Rosie McGee in 6 at 4:15 (Back Elbow Smash) by 102.
COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister decked The Rotten Loser in 6 at 6:38 (Bodyslam) by 91.
SOS: TESD Bry destroyed Joan Myrats in 6 at 1:24 (Back Elbow Smash) by 108.
SOS: TESD Bry bested Holly Hollister in 6 at 3:30 (Back Elbow Smash) by 92.
PG: Quishy Taylor decked PG: The Dark Scorpion at 28:09 (The Flying Quishnado) by 5.
PG: Lance Blackwolf and Chief Moose Crossfox* destroyed Eric "All American" Fontaine and AOD: Michael Martin, Jr.* at 29:23 (The Headbuster) by 5. |
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| Card 18: Held in Sydney (Attendance: 20,220) |
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SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook annihilated Losing Streak #1 in 6 at 2:15 (Back Elbow Smash) by 92.
SOS: TESD Bry destroyed Stephanie Hoover in 6 at 3:06 (Back Elbow Smash) by 101.
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook pinned Rosie McGee in 6 at 4:42 (Back Elbow Smash) by 102.
SOS: TESD Bry decked IWA's Favorite Loser in 6 at 1:44 (Back Elbow Smash) by 112.
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook pinned Joan Myrats in 6 at 4:44 (Back Elbow Smash) by 108.
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook outmuscled Holly Hollister in 6 at 6:37 (Back Elbow Smash) by 92.
COT/PPA: Deacon Elroy pinned PG: Paulina Little Feather at 27:38 (Deacon's Mallet) by 1.
PG: Squishy Sabo and Quishy Taylor* defeated Eric "All American" Fontaine and AOD: Michael Martin, Jr.* at 29:02 (The Flying Quishnado) by 5. |
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| Card 19: Held in Gary (Attendance: 23,625) |
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AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. decked Losing Streak #1 in 6 at 4:53 (Ankle Lock) by 95.
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook overpowered Stephanie Hoover in 6 at 2:53 (Back Elbow Smash) by 101.
AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. destroyed Rosie McGee in 6 at 1:22 (Ankle Lock) by 105.
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook won over IWA's Favorite Loser in 6 at 3:07 (Back Elbow Smash) by 112.
AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. decked Joan Myrats in 6 at 1:01 (Ankle Lock) by 111.
SOS: TESD Bry defeated Kimbra Coleleak in 6 at 6:55 (Back Elbow Smash) by 99.
PG: Paulina Little Feather tied AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. at 22:07 (Double Count Out).
PG: Lance Blackwolf and Chief Moose Crossfox* won over SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook* and AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. at 16:25 (The Headbuster) by 7. |
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| Card 20: Held in Quebec (Attendance: 30,979) |
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COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister outmuscled Losing Streak #1 in 6 at 6:27 (Bodyslam) by 94.
AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. overpowered Stephanie Hoover in 6 at 1:23 (Ankle Lock) by 104.
COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister won over Rosie McGee in 6 at 2:12 (Bodyslam) by 104.
AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. overpowered IWA's Favorite Loser in 6 at 1:19 (Ankle Lock) by 115.
COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister outmuscled Joan Myrats in 6 at 1:22 (Bodyslam) by 110.
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook defeated Kimbra Coleleak in 6 at 6:16 (Back Elbow Smash) by 99.
Great Lakes title: PG: Sexy Michael McAwesomeness beat PG: Paulina Little Feather at 28:36 (McAwesomeness Bomb) by 4.
PG: Squishy Sabo and Quishy Taylor* outmuscled SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook* and AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. at 21:14 (The Flying Quishnado) by 7. |
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| Card 21: Held in New York City (Attendance: 31,065) |
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SOS: TESD Walt won over Losing Streak #1 in 6 at 4:36 (Back Elbow Smash) by 91.
COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister pinned Stephanie Hoover in 6 at 2:26 (Bodyslam) by 103.
SOS: TESD Walt overpowered Rosie McGee in 6 at 3:08 (Back Elbow Smash) by 101.
COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister beat IWA's Favorite Loser in 6 at 3:04 (Bodyslam) by 114.
SOS: TESD Walt overpowered Joan Myrats in 6 at 1:26 (Back Elbow Smash) by 107.
SOS: TESD Bry over Robin Geraldson in 2 at 7:06 (Disqualification: manager in ring).
SOS: Dos-Puncher overpowered PG: Paulina Little Feather at 29:11 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 3.
PG: Squishy Sabo and Quishy Taylor* tied PG: Lance Blackwolf and Chief Moose Crossfox* at 1:47 (Double Count Out). |
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| Card 22: Held in Fort Myers (Attendance: 30,846) |
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SOS: TESD Q defeated Losing Streak #1 in 6 at 4:31 (Back Elbow Smash) by 91.
SOS: TESD Walt bested Stephanie Hoover in 6 at 1:59 (Back Elbow Smash) by 100.
SOS: TESD Q defeated Rosie McGee in 6 at 0:42 (Back Elbow Smash) by 101.
SOS: TESD Bry beat The Complainer Jeff Loserton in 6 at 1:50 (Back Elbow Smash) by 86.
SOS: TESD Q destroyed Joan Myrats in 6 at 4:27 (Back Elbow Smash) by 107.
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook over Robin Geraldson in 2 at 3:37 (Disqualification: nail file).
PG: Paulina Little Feather destroyed CURE: Tony the Boss Black at 28:54 (Indian Crossface) by 2.
PG: Homeless Kenny, Homeless Timothy*, and Homeless Matthew destroyed SOS: "Hardknocks" Diamond SQ, PG: Sir Oliver Pumpernickel, and AOD: Michael Martin, Jr.* at 15:02 (Homeless D) by 7. |
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| Card 23: Held in Savannah (Attendance: 34,037) |
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SOS: "Hardknocks" Diamond SQ over Losing Streak #2 in 1 at 4:32 (Count Out).
SOS: TESD Q decked Stephanie Hoover in 6 at 3:29 (Back Elbow Smash) by 100.
SOS: "Hardknocks" Diamond SQ defeated Blackeye Betsy in 6 at 1:46 (Back Elbow Smash) by 124.
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook decked The Complainer Jeff Loserton in 6 at 5:07 (Back Elbow Smash) by 86.
SOS: TESD Bry beat China Beast in 6 at 6:36 (Back Elbow Smash) by 99.
SOS: TESD Bry annihilated Chloe Jorgenson in 6 at 5:28 (Back Elbow Smash) by 95.
Central Plains title: PG: The Samoan Savage Uca defeated COT/PPA: Deacon Elroy at 29:33 (The Samoan Spike) by 3.
SOS: "Hardknocks" Diamond SQ, PG: Sir Oliver Pumpernickel, and AOD: Michael Martin, Jr.* annihilated COT/PPA: Deacon Elroy, Deacon Leroy*, and The Menacing Minister at 27:48 (JR's REVENGE) by 1. |
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| Card 24: Held in Fredericksburg (Attendance: 31,686) |
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SOS: TESD Bry over Losing Streak #2 in 1 at 2:34 (Count Out).
SOS: TESD Bry over Sunshine The Clown in 2 at 11:28 (Count Out).
SOS: TESD Bry annihilated Blackeye Betsy in 6 at 0:53 (Back Elbow Smash) by 125.
COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister overpowered The Complainer Jeff Loserton in 6 at 2:54 (Bodyslam) by 88.
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook defeated China Beast in 6 at 2:56 (Back Elbow Smash) by 99.
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook bested Chloe Jorgenson in 6 at 2:44 (Back Elbow Smash) by 95.
PG: The Samoan Savage Uca beat PG: Squishy Sabo at 21:47 (The Samoan Spike) by 6.
PG: Homeless Kenny, Homeless Timothy*, and Homeless Matthew defeated SOS: "Hardknocks" Diamond SQ, PG: Sir Oliver Pumpernickel, and AOD: Michael Martin, Jr.* at 18:01 (Homeless D) by 7. |
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| Card 25: Held in Cadiz (Attendance: 25,012) |
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SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook over Losing Streak #2 in 1 at 9:49 (Count Out).
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook over Sunshine The Clown in 2 at 6:40 (Count Out).
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook outmuscled Blackeye Betsy in 6 at 0:17 (Back Elbow Smash) by 125.
SOS: "Hardknocks" Diamond SQ defeated Whoberg in 6 at 1:52 (Back Elbow Smash) by 92.
AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. decked China Beast in 6 at 3:47 (Ankle Lock) by 102.
SOS: TESD Bry overpowered Bosmeralda Queensberg in 6 at 2:12 (Back Elbow Smash) by 139.
PG: The Samoan Savage Uca overpowered AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. at 27:18 (The Samoan Spike) by 4.
PG: Homeless Kenny, Homeless Timothy*, and Homeless Matthew beat COT/PPA: Deacon Elroy, Deacon Leroy*, and The Menacing Minister at 24:57 (Homeless D) by 8. |
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| Card 26: Held in Salem (Attendance: 24,679) |
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AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. over Losing Streak #2 in 1 at 4:01 (Count Out).
AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. over Sunshine The Clown in 2 at 4:33 (Count Out).
AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. destroyed Blackeye Betsy in 6 at 0:25 (Ankle Lock) by 128.
SOS: TESD Bry won over Whoberg in 6 at 6:22 (Back Elbow Smash) by 93.
COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister outmuscled China Beast in 6 at 4:14 (Bodyslam) by 101.
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook outmuscled Bosmeralda Queensberg in 6 at 0:21 (Back Elbow Smash) by 139.
COT/PPA: Deacon Leroy outmuscled PG: The Samoan Savage Uca at 28:50 (Deacon's Mallet) by 3 (non-title). |
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| Card 27: Held in Augusta (Attendance: 24,850) |
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COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister over Losing Streak #2 in 1 at 4:30 (Count Out).
COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister pinned Sunshine The Clown in 6 at 3:37 (Bodyslam) by 96.
COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister annihilated Blackeye Betsy in 6 at 2:54 (Bodyslam) by 127.
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook beat Whoberg in 6 at 2:16 (Back Elbow Smash) by 93.
SOS: TESD Bry over Sunny Pedals in 2 at 5:02 (Count Out).
SOS: TESD Bry destroyed The Final Girl Brittany Capone in 6 at 1:28 (Back Elbow Smash) by 104.
PG: The Samoan Savage Uca overpowered SOS: Dos-Puncher at 27:36 (The Samoan Spike) by 1. |
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| Card 28: Held in Oklahoma City (Attendance: 20,524) |
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SOS: TESD Walt over Losing Streak #2 in 1 at 2:07 (Count Out).
SOS: TESD Bry beat Melissa Lax in 6 at 5:13 (Back Elbow Smash) by 96.
SOS: TESD Walt pinned Blackeye Betsy in 6 at 4:32 (Back Elbow Smash) by 124.
AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. destroyed Whoberg in 6 at 4:41 (Ankle Lock) by 96.
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook over Sunny Pedals in 2 at 2:04 (Count Out).
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook bested The Final Girl Brittany Capone in 6 at 2:42 (Back Elbow Smash) by 104.
PG: The Samoan Savage Uca destroyed SOS: TESD Q at 28:06 (The Samoan Spike) by 1. |
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| Card 29: Held in Los Angeles (Attendance: 32,088) |
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SOS: TESD Q over Losing Streak #2 in 1 at 15:20 (Count Out).
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook beat Melissa Lax in 6 at 6:32 (Back Elbow Smash) by 96.
SOS: TESD Q overpowered Blackeye Betsy in 6 at 2:52 (Back Elbow Smash) by 124.
COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister defeated Whoberg in 6 at 5:15 (Bodyslam) by 95.
SOS: TESD Bry overpowered Paulina Jorgenson in 6 at 2:59 (Back Elbow Smash) by 124.
COT/PPA: Deacon Elroy annihilated Eric "All American" Fontaine at 27:21 (Deacon's Mallet) by 1.
PG: Sicko the Clown pinned PG: "The Extreme Grandma" Kathleen Sparks at 27:48 (Funhouse Stunner) by 4. |
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| Card 30: Held in Minneapolis (Attendance: 26,847) |
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SOS: "Hardknocks" Diamond SQ overpowered IWA Security Guard in 6 at 4:23 (Back Elbow Smash) by 101.
AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. defeated Melissa Lax in 6 at 3:24 (Ankle Lock) by 99.
SOS: TESD Bry defeated Luke Starr in 6 at 2:59 (Back Elbow Smash) by 119.
SOS: TESD Walt beat Whoberg in 6 at 4:30 (Back Elbow Smash) by 92.
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook pinned Paulina Jorgenson in 6 at 1:59 (Back Elbow Smash) by 124.
Eric "All American" Fontaine drew AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. (Time Limit).
COT/PPA: Deacon Elroy annihilated PG: Quishy Taylor at 27:42 (Deacon's Mallet) by 2 (non-title). |
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| Card 31: Held in Cologne (Attendance: 26,579) |
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SOS: TESD Bry annihilated IWA Security Guard in 6 at 1:30 (Back Elbow Smash) by 102.
COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister won over Melissa Lax in 6 at 4:31 (Bodyslam) by 98.
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook pinned Luke Starr in 6 at 1:10 (Back Elbow Smash) by 119.
SOS: TESD Q destroyed Whoberg in 6 at 2:59 (Back Elbow Smash) by 92.
COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister beat Paulina Jorgenson in 6 at 1:07 (Bodyslam) by 126.
Eric "All American" Fontaine annihilated PG: Tinkerbell at 29:08 (Fontaine Kick) by 3.
COT/PPA: Deacon Elroy bested AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. at 29:25 (Deacon's Mallet) by 1. |
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| Card 32: Held in Pasadena (Attendance: 21,733) |
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SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook overpowered IWA Security Guard in 6 at 0:34 (Back Elbow Smash) by 102.
SOS: "Hardknocks" Diamond SQ outmuscled Twinkle Toes in 6 at 2:36 (Back Elbow Smash) by 86.
AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. defeated Luke Starr in 6 at 0:56 (Ankle Lock) by 122.
SOS: TESD Bry decked Jaxon Whatterson in 6 at 5:07 (Back Elbow Smash) by 83.
SOS: TESD Bry over Samantha the Unwise in 1 at 5:47 (Count Out).
East Coast title: COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister annihilated Eric "All American" Fontaine at 29:32 (The Good Book) by 4.
COT/PPA: Deacon Elroy won over CURE: Big Frank Country at 29:45 (Deacon's Mallet) by 2. |
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| Card 33: Held in Sioux Falls (Attendance: 31,785) |
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AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. pinned IWA Security Guard in 6 at 1:06 (Ankle Lock) by 105.
SOS: TESD Bry pinned Twinkle Toes in 6 at 3:10 (Back Elbow Smash) by 87.
COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister annihilated Luke Starr in 6 at 3:11 (Bodyslam) by 121.
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook outmuscled Jaxon Whatterson in 6 at 5:25 (Back Elbow Smash) by 83.
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook over Samantha the Unwise in 1 at 4:22 (Count Out).
Eric "All American" Fontaine destroyed PG: Chief Moose Crossfox at 27:03 (Fontaine Kick) by 1.
Pacific Northwest title: COT/PPA: Deacon Elroy bested PG: Tinkerbell at 27:04 (Deacon's Mallet) by 4. |
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| Card 34: Held in Mobile (Attendance: 25,051) |
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COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister defeated IWA Security Guard in 6 at 4:03 (Bodyslam) by 104.
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook destroyed Twinkle Toes in 6 at 5:36 (Back Elbow Smash) by 87.
SOS: TESD Bry destroyed Scrubs the Clown in 6 at 3:06 (Back Elbow Smash) by 106.
AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. decked Jaxon Whatterson in 6 at 5:23 (Ankle Lock) by 86.
AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. over Samantha the Unwise in 1 at 4:12 (Count Out).
Eric "All American" Fontaine outmuscled SOS/WAI: Michael Cipio in 11 at 18:46 (Figure Four) by 13 (Guest Referee: Maxine Cartwright).
PG: Sicko the Clown destroyed COT/PPA: Deacon Elroy at 28:56 (Funhouse Stunner) by 4 (non-title). |
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| Card 35: Held in Accra (Attendance: 28,795) |
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SOS: TESD Walt bested IWA Security Guard in 6 at 0:55 (Back Elbow Smash) by 101.
AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. destroyed Twinkle Toes in 6 at 6:54 (Ankle Lock) by 90.
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook beat Scrubs the Clown in 6 at 1:49 (Back Elbow Smash) by 106.
COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister over Jaxon Whatterson in 2 at 3:59 (Disqualification: used rope to choke).
COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister over Samantha the Unwise in 1 at 11:53 (Count Out).
SOS: Dos-Puncher beat Eric "All American" Fontaine at 29:51 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 3.
Southeast title: AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. pinned PG: Quishy Taylor at 29:41 (JR's REVENGE) by 1. |
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| Card 36: Held in Osaka (Attendance: 20,217) |
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SOS: TESD Q won over IWA Security Guard in 6 at 1:04 (Back Elbow Smash) by 101.
COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister overpowered Twinkle Toes in 6 at 6:36 (Bodyslam) by 89.
AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. won over Scrubs the Clown in 6 at 2:53 (Ankle Lock) by 109.
SOS: TESD Bry bested Ugly Woman in 6 at 4:50 (Back Elbow Smash) by 103.
SOS: TESD Bry decked Mike Fail in 6 at 5:18 (Back Elbow Smash) by 95.
Eric "All American" Fontaine defeated CURE: Bruiser Buck Dewitt at 27:22 (Fontaine Kick) by 4.
COT/PPA: Deacon Leroy outmuscled PG: Quishy Taylor at 18:04 (Deacon's Mallet) by 8 (non-title). |
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| Card 37: Held in Munich (Attendance: 28,634) |
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SOS: "Hardknocks" Diamond SQ bested Jerrad Simpson in 6 at 1:07 (Back Elbow Smash) by 121.
SOS: TESD Walt bested Twinkle Toes in 6 at 6:17 (Back Elbow Smash) by 86.
COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister annihilated Scrubs the Clown in 6 at 0:45 (Bodyslam) by 108.
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook annihilated Ugly Woman in 6 at 3:11 (Back Elbow Smash) by 103.
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook decked Mike Fail in 6 at 4:06 (Back Elbow Smash) by 95.
SOS: "Hardknocks" Diamond SQ outmuscled PG: Motormouth Brodie Piper at 16:44 (What Say You?) by 6.
COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister annihilated PG: Quishy Taylor at 27:48 (The Good Book) by 5 (non-title). |
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| Card 38: Held in Cleveland (Attendance: 33,326) |
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SOS: TESD Bry overpowered Jerrad Simpson in 6 at 0:42 (Back Elbow Smash) by 122.
SOS: TESD Q overpowered Twinkle Toes in 6 at 2:22 (Back Elbow Smash) by 86.
SOS: "Hardknocks" Diamond SQ pinned Ox Hart in 6 at 4:18 (Back Elbow Smash) by 113.
COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister beat Ugly Woman in 6 at 3:07 (Bodyslam) by 105.
SOS: TESD Bry outmuscled The High Stacks Loser in 6 at 5:02 (Back Elbow Smash) by 96.
Southwest title: SOS: TESD Bry destroyed PG: Sir Oliver Pumpernickel at 29:03 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 2.
SOS: Dos-Puncher pinned PG: Quishy Taylor at 29:24 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 4 (non-title). |
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| Card 39: Held in Cairo (Attendance: 23,260) |
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SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook defeated Jerrad Simpson in 6 at 3:31 (Back Elbow Smash) by 122.
SOS: TESD Bry decked Sassafras in 6 at 0:31 (Back Elbow Smash) by 108.
SOS: TESD Bry destroyed Ox Hart in 6 at 3:45 (Back Elbow Smash) by 114.
SOS: TESD Bry defeated Josie Puckerton in 6 at 1:46 (Back Elbow Smash) by 75.
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook decked The High Stacks Loser in 6 at 3:29 (Back Elbow Smash) by 96.
West Coast title: SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook annihilated PG: Chief Moose Crossfox at 29:56 (Cook's EDGE) by 5.
AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. outmuscled PG: Tinkerbell at 28:09 (JR's REVENGE) by 3. |
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| Battle Royal: Held in Matamoros (Attendance: 24,392) |
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AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. grabbed a quick $1,000 when PG: Sir Oliver Pumpernickel threw him out.
COT/PPA: Deacon Elroy snatched a cool $1,100 after COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister hurled him into some fans at ringside.
PG: Zoink the Clown won $1,200 after he got tossed out by SOS: TESD Q.
PG: Tinkerbell nabbed $1,300 when she got flung between the ropes by SOS: "Hardknocks" Diamond SQ.
COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister gained $1,400 when he was flipped out of the ring by COT/PPA: Deacon Leroy.
SOS: TESD Walt won $1,500 in imaginary money after getting thrown outside the ring by Eric "All American" Fontaine.
PG: "The Extreme Grandma" Kathleen Sparks made an imaginary $1,600 when PG: Sir Oliver Pumpernickel and PG: Sicko the Clown flipped her out.
PG: Sir Oliver Pumpernickel was paid $1,700 when he was hurled out by Eric "All American" Fontaine.
PG: Sexy Michael McAwesomeness won $1,800 after PG: Sicko the Clown threw him through the ropes.
PG: Sicko the Clown pocketed $1,900 when SOS: TESD Q threw him out.
Eric "All American" Fontaine was awarded $2,000 in imaginary money after COT/PPA: Deacon Leroy threw him out of the ring.
SOS: TESD Q grabbed $2,100 in imaginary earnings when he got thrown out by SOS: Dos-Puncher.
SOS: Dos-Puncher made $2,200 after he was thrown out by PG: The Samoan Savage Uca.
SOS: "Hardknocks" Diamond SQ picked up $2,300 when he was thrown out by PG: The Samoan Savage Uca.
PG: The Samoan Savage Uca nabbed $2,400 when he was tossed outside the ring by COT/PPA: Deacon Leroy.
COT/PPA: Deacon Leroy won the battle royal and the $30,000 prize, along with 16 free FIL matches. |
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