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XTREME WRESTLING LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #341 -- DECEMBER 2025 |
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| Card 1: Held in Kansas City (Attendance: 5,072) |
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SOS/ARMY: Scorched Earth Messiah outmuscled Jayne Cobb in 10 at 29:53 (Ankle Lock) by 2 (Guest Referee: SOS: The Seal of Approval).
SOS/ARMY: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands won over Gregor Grendel in 6 at 1:35 (Ankle Lock) by 102.
SOS: Will Ostrich destroyed IMT: Big Blank #4 in 11 at 18:33 (Figure Four) by 12 (non-title).
EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West outmuscled EDGE: Lefty O'Leary at 28:04 (Re-Animation) by 4.
SOS: Will Ostrich outmuscled Damien King in 6 at 1:05 (Shoulder Breaker) by 101 (non-title).
East Coast title: SOS/ARMY: "Hardcore Goddess" Rebelle Vicious pinned EDGE: Bad News Boyd at 23:08 (Vicious Moonsault) by 7.
Mid-Atlantic title: SOS: Dr. D. Dogbreath defeated Inara Serra at 29:58 (Spinebuster) by 2 (Guest Referee: SOS: Betty Wont).
SOS/ARMY: "Urban Disciple" Joker Skott, SOS: Joe "Tuna" Allen*, and SOS/ARMY: "El Loco" Miguel Juarez overpowered Kaylee Frye, Jayne Cobb, and Inara Serra* at 28:46 (Tuna Forever) by 2 (Guest Referee: Arizona Sheriff #2).
Main event: SOS: Will Ostrich destroyed SOS/ARMY: Sugar Skull Papa in 10 at 37:20 (Headlock) by 0. |
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| Card 2: Held in Belgrade (Attendance: 7,374) |
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West Coast title: SOS/ARMY: "Psychopathic" Buddy Carver outmuscled Maniacal Reaver at 28:35 (Piledriver thru Table) by 1.
SOS: Will Ostrich decked Gregor Grendel in 6 at 2:28 (Shoulder Breaker) by 98 (non-title).
Inara Serra beat EDGE: "Texas Hold 'Em" Deuce Maverick at 23:56 (Knockout Kiss) by 10.
SOS/ARMY: "Punisher" Desperation Williams beat SOS: Betty Wont at 28:52 (Last Resort) by 4.
HT: Power House Jackson won over Damien King in 6 at 2:14 (Fallaway Slam) by 101.
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver outmuscled SOS: Will Ostrich at 28:10 (Weedwhacker Punishment/Carverplex) by 4.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm pinned Jayne Cobb at 27:44 (Death from Above) by 1.
Main event: EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West destroyed SOS: Will Ostrich at 51:57 (Re-Animation) by 5. |
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| Card 3: Held in Ozone Park (Attendance: 4,346) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands pinned Fr. Bud Masters in 6 at 5:13 (Ankle Lock) by 84.
SOS/ARMY: Ironhorse defeated Gregor Grendel in 6 at 4:13 (Ankle Lock) by 104.
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murder Bundy annihilated EDGE: "High Card" Ace Maverick at 19:21 (To Hell and Back) by 9.
SOS: Richie Rouge pinned SOS: Betty Wont at 28:22 (Squish an Apple) by 4.
SOS/ARMY: Ironhorse overpowered Damien King in 6 at 1:26 (Ankle Lock) by 107.
SOS: Will Ostrich won over Edward Fiddlesticks, Jr. in 6 at 1:28 (Shoulder Breaker) by 111 (non-title).
SOS/ARMY: Bruiser Dog destroyed EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West at 27:31 (The Mauling Spear) by 1.
Main event: EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West destroyed EDGE: Bad News Boyd at 37:29 (Re-Animation) by 3. |
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| Card 4: Held in Alberta (Attendance: 2,145) |
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SOS: Will Ostrich annihilated Fr. Bud Masters in 6 at 4:06 (Shoulder Breaker) by 80 (non-title).
Maniacal Reaver outmuscled EDGE: Billy Bedlam at 29:12 (Bite Opponent's Face) by 1.
EDGE: Bad News Boyd defeated EDGE: Righty O'Reilly at 19:28 (Ghetto Dope) by 14.
SOS: Betty Wont outmuscled SOS: Will Ostrich at 29:22 (To The Outhouse) by 3.
SOS/ARMY: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands defeated "Exceptional" Drake Fonzwalter in 6 at 1:50 (Ankle Lock) by 125.
SOS/ARMY: Ironhorse beat Edward Fiddlesticks, Jr. in 6 at 3:45 (Ankle Lock) by 117.
SOS: "Big Broseph" Seth Brosevic decked EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murder Bundy at 28:11 (Spinebuster) by 1.
Main event: EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murder Bundy annihilated EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West at 58:58 (To Hell and Back) by 1. |
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| Card 5: Held in Memphis (Attendance: 4,120) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands won over Mr. Gene Douglas in 6 at 4:36 (Ankle Lock) by 62.
SOS: Betty Wont pinned EDGE: Swamp Thing at 27:18 (To The Outhouse) by 4.
SOS/ARMY: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands won over Captain Dropkick in 6 at 3:01 (Ankle Lock) by 100.
Southwest title: SOS/ARMY: "El Loco" Miguel Juarez outmuscled SOS: Betty Wont at 29:30 (Loco-Motive) by 4.
SOS/ARMY: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands annihilated Mr. Maneuver in 6 at 2:48 (Ankle Lock) by 113.
HT: Black Jack Anderson defeated Edward Fiddlesticks, Jr. in 6 at 3:21 (Fallaway Slam) by 117.
Inara Serra pinned HT: Black Jack Anderson at 21:54 (Knockout Kiss) by 8.
Main event: EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murder Bundy bested Inara Serra at 32:00 (To Hell and Back) by 1. |
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| Card 6: Held in Santiago (Attendance: 5,878) |
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SOS: Will Ostrich decked Mr. Gene Douglas in 8 at 1:45 (Ankle Lock) by 80 (non-title).
SOS/ARMY: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands defeated Halloween Kid in 9 at 2:49 (Headlock) by 126.
SOS/ARMY: Sugar Skull Papa decked Captain Dropkick in 6 at 3:42 (Ankle Lock) by 102 (non-title).
SOS: Mitch Please drew Jayne Cobb at 14:27 (Double Count Out).
SOS/ARMY: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands overpowered E.Z. Pickens in 6 at 1:18 (Ankle Lock) by 114.
SOS: Will Ostrich defeated SOS/ARMY: "Patriarch of Violence" Kelvin Black in 10 at 28:57 (Headlock) by 3.
EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West outmuscled HT: Power House Jackson at 17:25 (Re-Animation) by 10.
Main event: EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murder Bundy pinned Jayne Cobb at 31:38 (To Hell and Back) by 2 (Guest Referee: Captain Reynolds). |
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| Card 7: Held in Sandusky (Attendance: 8,576) |
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EDGE: Cyrus the Virus bested SOS/ARMY: "Cueball" Andy Skidmore at 27:51 (Spinebuster) by 5.
SOS: Will Ostrich destroyed Halloween Kid in 9 at 0:19 (Cross-Armbar) by 127 (non-title).
SOS: Will Ostrich over Captain Dropkick in 2 at 8:52 (Count Out) (non-title).
Inara Serra bested SOS: The Seal of Approval at 28:02 (Knockout Kiss) by 2 (Guest Referee: Dr. Simon Tam).
SOS/ARMY: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands won over Vinnie "The Lock" Smith in 6 at 1:29 (Ankle Lock) by 114.
SOS: Big Baller Lavar Ball tied EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West (Time Limit).
SOS/ARMY: "Street Hustler" Yardie Skott* and SOS: Betty Wont annihilated HT: Power House Jackson* and Black Jack Anderson at 29:22 (63rd St. Reppin') by 3.
Main event: EDGE: Cyrus the Virus pinned EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murder Bundy at 36:55 (Spinebuster) by 4. |
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| Card 8: Held in Cincinnati (Attendance: 8,211) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands decked Jumpin' Johnny Jinx in 6 at 1:31 (Ankle Lock) by 104.
HT: Power House Jackson defeated Halloween Kid in 9 at 2:13 (Shoulder Breaker) by 127.
SOS/ARMY: Ironhorse outmuscled Captain Dropkick in 6 at 2:48 (Ankle Lock) by 102.
Great Lakes title: SOS: Senor Citizen bested EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murder Bundy at 29:22 (Casa de Pancakes, Ole!) by 1.
SOS/ARMY: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands bested Edward Fiddlesticks, Jr. in 6 at 3:31 (Ankle Lock) by 115.
Maniacal Reaver annihilated SOS: Joe "Tuna" Allen at 28:18 (Bite Opponent's Face) by 3.
HT: Power House Jackson and Black Jack Anderson* defeated "Mr. Unpopular" Les Kuhl and Mr. Maneuver* in 6 at 4:05 (Fallaway Slam) by 91.
Main event: EDGE: Cyrus the Virus won over SOS/ARMY: "Disposable Hero" Titus Watts at 39:47 (Spinebuster) by 6. |
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| Card 9: Held in Cadiz (Attendance: 8,170) |
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SOS: Will Ostrich decked Jumpin' Johnny Jinx in 6 at 4:41 (Shoulder Breaker) by 100 (non-title).
River Tam annihilated EDGE: Garland Greene at 28:29 (River Moonsault) by 5.
HT: Black Jack Anderson outmuscled Captain Dropkick in 6 at 2:00 (Fallaway Slam) by 102.
SOS/ARMY: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands defeated J.P. Wrassleman in 6 at 2:28 (Ankle Lock) by 87.
TV title: SOS/ARMY: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands destroyed SOS: Will Ostrich at 23:28 (Old School Piledriver on chair) by 7.
Southeast title: SOS: Jumpin Jeff Farmer destroyed River Tam at 27:26 (Things Go My Way) by 1.
Jayne Cobb and Inara Serra* decked SOS/ARMY: "Street Hustler" Yardie Skott* and SOS: Betty Wont at 29:29 (Knockout Kiss) by 4.
Main event: EDGE: Cyrus the Virus overpowered River Tam at 36:52 (Spinebuster) by 4. |
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| Card 10: Held in Las Vegas (Attendance: 5,555) |
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SOS/ARMY: Ironhorse annihilated Jumpin' Johnny Jinx in 6 at 2:56 (Ankle Lock) by 106.
EDGE: Cyrus the Virus defeated SOS/ARMY: "Street Hustler" Yardie Skott at 29:25 (Spinebuster) by 2 (Guest Referee: SOS: Lil Italy).
SOS/ARMY: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands destroyed Harvey the Powerful in 6 at 3:09 (Ankle Lock) by 100.
SOS: Will Ostrich pinned J.P. Wrassleman in 6 at 6:57 (Shoulder Breaker) by 83 (non-title).
SOS: Will Ostrich over "Exceptional" Drake Fonzwalter in 2 at 4:05 (Count Out) (non-title).
EDGE: Bad News Boyd overpowered SOS: Will Ostrich at 27:34 (Ghetto Dope) by 2 (Guest Referee: Tom Bradford, Sr.).
Jayne Cobb and Inara Serra* destroyed HT: Power House Jackson* and Black Jack Anderson at 16:23 (Knockout Kiss) by 7.
Main event: EDGE: Cyrus the Virus annihilated SOS: Betty Wont at 16:05 (Spinebuster) by 7. |
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| Card 11: Held in Buenos Aires (Attendance: 2,526) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands outmuscled Dr. Deathlock in 6 at 1:47 (Ankle Lock) by 80.
EDGE: Cyrus the Virus won over SOS: The Yeti at 15:00 (Spinebuster) by 8.
SOS: Will Ostrich defeated Harvey the Powerful in 6 at 6:45 (Shoulder Breaker) by 96 (non-title).
HT: Power House Jackson annihilated J.P. Wrassleman in 6 at 6:42 (Fallaway Slam) by 83.
SOS/ARMY: Ironhorse beat "Exceptional" Drake Fonzwalter in 6 at 2:34 (Ankle Lock) by 127.
EDGE: Bad News Boyd destroyed HT: Power House Jackson at 17:55 (Ghetto Dope) by 7.
Kaylee Frye, Jayne Cobb, and Inara Serra* won over SOS/ARMY: Scorched Earth Messiah, SOS: The Yeti*, and Richie Rouge at 29:40 (Knockout Kiss) by 2 (Guest Referee: SOS/ARMY: "Punisher" Desperation Williams).
Main event: EDGE: Cyrus the Virus beat Maniacal Reaver at 29:31 (Spinebuster) by 2 (Guest Referee: VU: Xtreme Warrior). |
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| Card 12: Held in El Paso (Attendance: 1,469) |
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SOS: Will Ostrich beat Dr. Deathlock at 2:50 (What's an Ospreay?) by 96 (non-title).
EDGE: Cyrus the Virus defeated SOS: Will Ostrich at 16:53 (Spinebuster) by 10 (non-title).
SOS/ARMY: Ironhorse beat Harvey the Powerful in 6 at 1:15 (Ankle Lock) by 102.
Northeast title: SOS/ARMY: "Urban Disciple" Joker Skott annihilated Jayne Cobb at 29:27 (No Laughing Matter) by 3.
SOS: Lil Italy destroyed EDGE: Bad News Boyd at 28:37 (Six Star Frog Splash) by 1.
SOS: The Uninvited House Guest beat EDGE: Bad News Boyd at 27:48 (Cradle Suplex) by 5.
Kaylee Frye, Jayne Cobb, and Inara Serra* pinned SOS/ARMY: "Psychopathic" Buddy Carver, SOS: Xsane, and The Uninvited House Guest* at 28:05 (Knockout Kiss) by 1.
Main event: EDGE: Cyrus the Virus outmuscled SOS/ARMY: "Half-Blind Brawler" Otis Bascomb at 38:42 (Spinebuster) by 8. |
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| Card 13: Held in La Paz (Attendance: 2,874) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands pinned Hammerlock Harry at 9:15 (Old School Piledriver on chair) by 28.
EDGE: Cyrus the Virus overpowered SOS: Enthusiastic Soccer Mom at 28:18 (Spinebuster) by 3.
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murder Bundy destroyed SOS/ARMY: "Jailbird" Marlon Porter at 27:41 (To Hell and Back) by 2 (Guest Referee: SOS/ARMY: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands).
River Tam destroyed SOS/ARMY: "The Worm" Cadillac Gaskins at 28:55 (River Moonsault) by 3.
SOS: Will Ostrich outmuscled Mr. Maneuver in 6 at 4:29 (Shoulder Breaker) by 109 (non-title).
Maniacal Reaver destroyed SOS/ARMY: "Deathmatch Siren" Shanay Doakes at 28:35 (Bite Opponent's Face) by 1.
TV Six-man titles: SOS/ARMY: "Cueball" Andy Skidmore, SOS: The Seal of Approval*, and SOS/ARMY: "Deathmatch Siren" Shanay Doakes annihilated Kaylee Frye, Jayne Cobb, and Inara Serra* at 23:10 (Thumbs Up) by 6.
Main event: EDGE: Cyrus the Virus outmuscled SOS: Norvell Austin at 12:04 (Spinebuster) by 13. |
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| Card 14: Held in Beijing (Attendance: 9,695) |
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SOS: Will Ostrich pinned Hammerlock Harry at 8:58 (What's an Ospreay?) by 21 (non-title).
EDGE: Cyrus the Virus decked EDGE: "Quantum Leap" Sam Beckett at 24:36 (Spinebuster) by 6.
SOS/ARMY: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands bested "Mr. Alphabet" Alvin B. Carlisle in 6 at 3:22 (Ankle Lock) by 83.
SOS/ARMY: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands over The Destructinator in 2 at 6:54 (Disqualification: hit ref).
SOS/ARMY: Ironhorse overpowered Mr. Maneuver in 6 at 3:27 (Ankle Lock) by 115.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane destroyed Inara Serra at 27:37 (Welcome to the Party Pal) by 1.
SOS/ARMY: "Jailbird" Marlon Porter, SOS: Enthusiastic Soccer Mom, and Extremely Tired Teacher* overpowered SOS/ARMY: "Human Snuff Film" Malcolm Gore, SOS: Mitch Please*, and "Big Broseph" Seth Brosevic at 24:59 (Cradle Suplex) by 6.
Main event: EDGE: Cyrus the Virus pinned SOS/ARMY: "Afropunk" Nat Jordan at 31:22 (Spinebuster) by 4. |
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| Card 15: Held in Youngstown (Attendance: 1,677) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Disposable Hero" Titus Watts annihilated EDGE: Diamond Dog at 14:44 (Disposed Sevenfold) by 12.
EDGE: Cyrus the Virus pinned HT: Black Jack Anderson at 12:16 (Spinebuster) by 13.
SOS: Will Ostrich bested "Mr. Alphabet" Alvin B. Carlisle in 6 at 6:32 (Shoulder Breaker) by 79 (non-title).
SOS: Will Ostrich won over The Destructinator in 6 at 5:46 (Shoulder Breaker) by 78 (non-title).
SOS: Will Ostrich pinned E.Z. Pickens in 6 at 1:04 (Shoulder Breaker) by 110 (non-title).
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murder Bundy outmuscled SOS: Will Ostrich at 15:10 (To Hell and Back) by 6.
League Six-man titles: SOS/ARMY: "Punisher" Desperation Williams, SOS: Big Baller Lavar Ball*, and Ricki Starr overpowered SOS/ARMY: "Human Snuff Film" Malcolm Gore, SOS: Mitch Please*, and "Big Broseph" Seth Brosevic at 18:36 (Never Lost) by 10.
Main event: EDGE: Cyrus the Virus outmuscled SOS/ARMY: "Suicide King" Leroy Gamble at 55:06 (Spinebuster) by 1. |
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| Card 16: Held in Innsbruck (Attendance: 5,495) |
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Rocky Mountains title: SOS: Ricki Starr won over SOS/ARMY: "Disposable Hero" Titus Watts at 29:34 (Starr Cast) by 3.
SOS/ARMY: "Human Snuff Film" Malcolm Gore drew Inara Serra at 3:05 (Double Disqualification).
SOS/ARMY: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands pinned "Mr. Unpopular" Les Kuhl in 6 at 2:07 (Ankle Lock) by 110.
SOS/ARMY: Ironhorse decked The Destructinator in 6 at 6:43 (Ankle Lock) by 84.
SOS/ARMY: Ironhorse annihilated E.Z. Pickens in 6 at 2:08 (Ankle Lock) by 116.
EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West won over SOS: Will Ostrich at 28:59 (Re-Animation) by 5.
SOS/ARMY: "Hardcore Goddess" Rebelle Vicious, SOS: Jumpin Jeff Farmer*, and Dr. D. Dogbreath destroyed SOS/ARMY: "Human Snuff Film" Malcolm Gore, SOS: Mitch Please*, and "Big Broseph" Seth Brosevic at 22:42 (Things Go My Way) by 7.
Main event: EDGE: Cyrus the Virus destroyed SOS/ARMY: Sugar Skull Echo at 13:43 (Spinebuster) by 11. |
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| Card 17: Held in Akron (Attendance: 4,582) |
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River Tam defeated SOS/ARMY: "Disposable Hero" Titus Watts at 28:29 (River Moonsault) by 2 (Guest Referee: VU: Widow Maker).
Jayne Cobb won over EDGE: Johnny-23 at 18:32 (Jayne Powerbomb) by 10.
SOS: Will Ostrich defeated "Mr. Unpopular" Les Kuhl in 6 at 0:37 (Shoulder Breaker) by 106 (non-title).
Central Plains title: SOS: Xsane annihilated EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West at 28:01 (Figure Four) by 2 (Guest Referee: Fr. Bud Masters).
SOS: Will Ostrich pinned Vinnie "The Lock" Smith in 6 at 4:08 (Shoulder Breaker) by 110 (non-title).
SOS/ARMY: Ironhorse overpowered SOS: Will Ostrich at 17:31 (Warcry Spear) by 6.
Kaylee Frye, Jayne Cobb, and Inara Serra* won over SOS/ARMY: "Human Snuff Film" Malcolm Gore, SOS: Mitch Please*, and "Big Broseph" Seth Brosevic at 22:30 (Knockout Kiss) by 8. |
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| Card 18: Held in Paradise (Attendance: 4,281) |
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SOS: Will Ostrich defeated Arizona Sheriff #2 at 11:04 (What's an Ospreay?) by 21 (non-title).
SOS/ARMY: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands outmuscled IMT: Big Blank #4 at 4:55 (Old School Piledriver on chair) by 34.
SOS/ARMY: Ironhorse defeated "Mr. Unpopular" Les Kuhl in 6 at 4:08 (Ankle Lock) by 112.
SOS/ARMY: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands annihilated Damien King in 6 at 1:48 (Ankle Lock) by 105.
SOS/ARMY: Ironhorse defeated Vinnie "The Lock" Smith in 6 at 3:40 (Ankle Lock) by 116.
Jayne Cobb annihilated SOS: Extremely Tired Teacher at 28:59 (Jayne Powerbomb) by 2 (Guest Referee: SOS: Norvell Austin).
SOS/ARMY: "Human Snuff Film" Malcolm Gore, SOS: Senor Citizen, and Lil Italy* destroyed Captain Dropkick, "Mr. Unpopular" Les Kuhl, and Mr. Maneuver* in 6 at 3:45 (Shoulder Breaker) by 82. |
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| Battle Royal: Held in Lynn (Attendance: 3,185) |
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HT: Black Jack Anderson pocketed $1,000 in imaginary earnings after HT: Power House Jackson threw him out.
HT: Power House Jackson collected a cool $1,100 in imaginary earnings after SOS/ARMY: "Psychopathic" Buddy Carver catapulted him out.
SOS/ARMY: "Cueball" Andy Skidmore was given $1,200 when SOS/ARMY: "Psychopathic" Buddy Carver hurled him between the ropes.
SOS/ARMY: "Psychopathic" Buddy Carver was the winner of the battle royal and the $30,000 purse. |
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