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BRASS KNUCKLES LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #98 -- DOG DAYS 2024 |
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| Card 1: Held in Macao (Attendance: 6,794) |
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PG: Timbo Kingston destroyed Jacques Williams in 6 at 0:46 (Back Elbow Smash) by 113.
SOS: Yung Cessna bested "Too Cool" Johnny Kuhl in 6 at 3:56 (Chickenwing) by 91.
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy destroyed The Mobster in 6 at 4:16 (Cross-Armbar) by 82.
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy annihilated The Masked Wonder in 6 at 2:55 (Cross-Armbar) by 98.
SOS: El Hijo del Monster Truck defeated Bobert Cuttlefish in 6 at 1:31 (Chickenwing) by 101.
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy decked Good 'ol Simon in 6 at 1:39 (Cross-Armbar) by 102.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm over Joey Bologna in 2 at 1:54 (Count Out).
PG: Timbo Kingston, Big Moe, and Kendall Woods* overpowered COT: Drew Smith, Grant Hartwig*, and Brooks Raley at 23:49 (High Intelligence Elbow) by 8.
Main event: SOS: Texas Omelet Tammy O'Neal decked SOS: Lil' Boeing at 49:22 (Egg Cracker) by 1. |
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| Card 2: Held in Waco (Attendance: 8,472) |
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SOS: La Hija del Monster Truck overpowered Jacques Williams in 6 at 2:55 (Mounted Punches) by 111.
SOS: Lil' Boeing bested "Too Cool" Johnny Kuhl in 6 at 2:54 (Mounted Punches) by 94 (non-title).
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm won over The Mobster in 6 at 4:39 (Cross-Armbar) by 82.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm defeated The Masked Wonder in 6 at 6:31 (Cross-Armbar) by 98.
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy bested Bobert Cuttlefish in 6 at 4:16 (Cross-Armbar) by 105.
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy won over Dr. Punchman in 6 at 1:38 (Cross-Armbar) by 108.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm overpowered Buck Labonte in 6 at 3:18 (Cross-Armbar) by 95.
Main event: SOS: Texas Omelet Tammy O'Neal destroyed COT: Jake Diekman at 53:29 (Egg Cracker) by 1. |
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| Card 3: Held in Pittsburgh (Attendance: 16,138) |
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SOS: El Hijo del Monster Truck decked Jacques Williams in 6 at 3:24 (Chickenwing) by 108.
SOS: Texas Omelet Tammy O'Neal defeated "Too Cool" Johnny Kuhl in 6 at 4:10 (Mounted Punches) by 94 (non-title).
SOS: El Hijo del Monster Truck bested Cyclopto in 6 at 1:41 (Chickenwing) by 87.
SOS: El Hijo del Monster Truck pinned Zack Majik in 6 at 3:02 (Chickenwing) by 88.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm overpowered Bobert Cuttlefish in 6 at 4:22 (Cross-Armbar) by 105.
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy won over Igor the Ridiculous in 6 at 6:00 (Cross-Armbar) by 87.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm defeated Leonardo DaWimpy in 6 at 2:46 (Cross-Armbar) by 109.
Main event: COT: Grant Hartwig tied SOS: Texas Omelet Tammy O'Neal at 7:28 (Double Disqualification). |
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| Card 4: Held in Cairo (Attendance: 17,884) |
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EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy overpowered Jacques Williams in 6 at 2:01 (Cross-Armbar) by 112.
SOS: Butter Biscuit Betty Barnes pinned "Too Cool" Johnny Kuhl in 6 at 5:51 (Mounted Punches) by 94.
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy destroyed Cyclopto in 6 at 4:58 (Cross-Armbar) by 91.
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy over Zack Majik in 2 at 5:47 (Disqualification: manager in ring).
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy won over Chris "Puma" Stark in 7 at 2:13 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 87.
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy over Joey Bologna in 2 at 4:31 (Count Out).
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm pinned "Always Honest" Eddie Truman in 6 at 6:43 (Cross-Armbar) by 96.
Main event: EDGE: Horace the Shocker Pinker drew SOS: Texas Omelet Tammy O'Neal at 9:28 (Double Disqualification). |
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| Card 5: Held in Augusta (Attendance: 10,024) |
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EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm pinned Jacques Williams in 6 at 3:24 (Cross-Armbar) by 112.
SOS: El Hijo del Monster Truck annihilated Walter McShnerd in 12 at 4:01 (Piledriver) by 114.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm overpowered Cyclopto in 6 at 4:11 (Cross-Armbar) by 91.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm over Zack Majik in 2 at 3:06 (Disqualification: tied opponent up).
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm annihilated Chris "Puma" Stark in 7 at 6:37 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 87.
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy won over Buck Labonte in 6 at 2:45 (Cross-Armbar) by 95.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm overpowered Vincent Von Vanderbilt in 6 at 1:42 (Cross-Armbar) by 86.
Main event: EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm pinned SOS: Texas Omelet Tammy O'Neal at 33:27 (Kill Shot) by 1. |
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| Card 6: Held in Pahrump (Attendance: 8,070) |
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EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane outmuscled Jacques Williams in 6 at 1:08 (Side Slam) by 112.
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy over Walter McShnerd in 2 at 2:40 (Disqualification: manager in ring).
SOS: El Hijo del Monster Truck won over Samuel B. Sorry at 2:27 (Bigfoot Crunch) by 129.
SOS: El Hijo del Monster Truck decked Larry "Lefty" Lawrence in 6 at 3:06 (Chickenwing) by 113.
SOS: El Hijo del Monster Truck annihilated Nate the Great in 6 at 3:21 (Chickenwing) by 86.
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy won over Leonardo DaWimpy in 6 at 3:38 (Cross-Armbar) by 109.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm decked The Krushinator in 6 at 3:22 (Cross-Armbar) by 98.
Main event: PG: Junkyard Brawler Timothy Vaughn annihilated EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm at 27:57 (Honor Roll) by 3. |
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| Card 7: Held in Dallas (Attendance: 11,799) |
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SOS: Yung Cessna pinned Jacques Williams in 6 at 3:44 (Chickenwing) by 108.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm over Walter McShnerd in 2 at 6:11 (Disqualification: tied opponent up).
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy over Samuel B. Sorry in 3 at 28:56 (Disqualification: pushed ref).
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy defeated Larry "Lefty" Lawrence in 6 at 3:13 (Cross-Armbar) by 117.
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy annihilated Nate the Great in 6 at 5:11 (Cross-Armbar) by 90.
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy outmuscled "Always Honest" Eddie Truman in 6 at 6:07 (Cross-Armbar) by 96.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm destroyed Allan Chesterfield III in 6 at 4:34 (Cross-Armbar) by 115.
Main event: PG: Junkyard Brawler Timothy Vaughn overpowered CURE: Bad News Blake at 30:02 (Honor Roll) by 1. |
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| Card 8: Held in Berlin (Attendance: 13,081) |
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SOS: Lil' Boeing decked Jacques Williams in 6 at 2:11 (Mounted Punches) by 111 (non-title).
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy defeated Morris Mack in 6 at 5:16 (Cross-Armbar) by 77.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm over Samuel B. Sorry in 3 at 2:36 (Disqualification: pushed ref).
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm outmuscled Larry "Lefty" Lawrence in 6 at 3:16 (Cross-Armbar) by 117.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm beat Nate the Great in 6 at 6:55 (Cross-Armbar) by 90.
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy bested Vincent Von Vanderbilt in 6 at 6:41 (Cross-Armbar) by 86.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm pinned Nick O'Thyme in 6 at 4:18 (Cross-Armbar) by 109.
Main event: EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy tied PG: Junkyard Brawler Timothy Vaughn at 12:19 (No Contest). |
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| Card 9: Held in Bari (Attendance: 7,795) |
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SOS: Texas Omelet Tammy O'Neal outmuscled Jacques Williams in 6 at 2:31 (Mounted Punches) by 111 (non-title).
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm destroyed Morris Mack in 6 at 4:31 (Cross-Armbar) by 77.
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy overpowered Champanzee in 6 at 3:33 (Cross-Armbar) by 98.
SOS: El Hijo del Monster Truck over The Body Slammer in 1 at 3:16 (Count Out).
SOS: El Hijo del Monster Truck bested Vic Gruesome in 7 at 7:28 (Mounted Punches) by 73.
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy bested The Krushinator in 6 at 5:40 (Cross-Armbar) by 98.
Great Lakes title: CURE: Hollywood Armstrong beat EDGE: Horace the Shocker Pinker at 20:13 (Beverly Hills Backbreaker) by 8.
Main event: SOS: Yung Cessna overpowered PG: Junkyard Brawler Timothy Vaughn at 41:06 (Sky Twisting Moonsault) by 3. |
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| Card 10: Held in Ciudad Juarez (Attendance: 18,082) |
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SOS: Butter Biscuit Betty Barnes won over Jacques Williams in 6 at 0:45 (Mounted Punches) by 111.
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy won over Lance Wordsworth at 2:03 (Strangulation) by 148.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm won over Champanzee in 6 at 6:57 (Cross-Armbar) by 98.
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy over The Body Slammer in 1 at 5:49 (Count Out).
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy defeated Vic Gruesome in 7 at 5:03 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 76.
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy annihilated Allan Chesterfield III in 6 at 0:56 (Cross-Armbar) by 115.
PG: Class Act Kenneth Brigham beat EDGE: Horace the Shocker Pinker at 16:55 (Honor Roll) by 6.
Main event: SOS: La Hija del Monster Truck drew SOS: Yung Cessna at 4:25 (Double Count Out). |
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| Card 11: Held in Bismarck (Attendance: 10,619) |
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PG: Timbo Kingston bested The Bulkamaniac in 6 at 4:11 (Back Elbow Smash) by 108.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm won over Lance Wordsworth at 2:54 (Kill Shot) by 145.
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy overpowered Gregory Goliath in 6 at 7:33 (Cross-Armbar) by 70.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm over The Body Slammer in 1 at 2:53 (Count Out).
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm defeated Vic Gruesome in 7 at 2:17 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 76.
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy outmuscled Jason Adams in 6 at 4:49 (Cross-Armbar) by 116.
EDGE: Horace the Shocker Pinker tied SOS: Texas Omelet Tammy O'Neal at 27:33 (Double Disqualification).
Main event: SOS: Yung Cessna destroyed SOS: El Hijo del Monster Truck at 29:05 (Sky Twisting Moonsault) by 1. |
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| Card 12: Held in Red Hook (Attendance: 8,916) |
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SOS: El Hijo del Monster Truck overpowered The Bulkamaniac in 6 at 2:49 (Chickenwing) by 103.
SOS: El Hijo del Monster Truck bested Hemingway Matthews at 2:43 (Bigfoot Crunch) by 130.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm destroyed Gregory Goliath in 6 at 6:43 (Cross-Armbar) by 70.
SOS: El Hijo del Monster Truck beat "Mr. Speedy" Kurt Waite in 6 at 5:08 (Chickenwing) by 69.
CURE: Sly Smith bested COT: Jake Diekman at 29:15 (Back to the Top) by 5.
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy defeated Nick O'Thyme in 6 at 3:02 (Cross-Armbar) by 109.
SOS: Yung Cessna beat SOS: Texas Omelet Tammy O'Neal at 17:43 (Sky Twisting Moonsault) by 7.
Main event: SOS: Yung Cessna pinned EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West at 57:34 (Sky Twisting Moonsault) by 2. |
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| Card 13: Held in Macon (Attendance: 17,827) |
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EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy outmuscled The Bulkamaniac in 6 at 1:33 (Cross-Armbar) by 107.
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy annihilated Hemingway Matthews at 1:40 (Strangulation) by 128.
PG: Timbo Kingston bested Nelson Needlemeier in 6 at 1:09 (Back Elbow Smash) by 122.
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy beat "Mr. Speedy" Kurt Waite in 9 at 2:29 (European Uppercut) by 114.
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy bested PG: Timbo Kingston at 19:56 (Strangulation) by 11.
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy beat COT: Brooks Raley at 28:54 (Strangulation) by 1.
Central Plains title: PG: The Lumberjack Matthew Sparks destroyed COT: Jake Diekman at 23:59 (The Stump Puller) by 6.
Main event: SOS: Yung Cessna pinned SOS: Butter Biscuit Betty Barnes at 26:28 (Sky Twisting Moonsault) by 8. |
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| Card 14: Held in Bahrain (Attendance: 14,876) |
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EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm beat The Bulkamaniac in 6 at 2:16 (Cross-Armbar) by 107.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm outmuscled Hemingway Matthews at 0:27 (Kill Shot) by 125.
SOS: El Hijo del Monster Truck won over Nelson Needlemeier in 6 at 0:31 (Chickenwing) by 117.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm decked "Mr. Speedy" Kurt Waite in 9 at 2:25 (European Uppercut) by 114.
PG: Big Moe drew SOS: La Hija del Monster Truck at 6:56 (Double Count Out).
EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West annihilated SOS: Texas Omelet Tammy O'Neal at 28:51 (Lobotomy) by 5.
EDGE: 976-EVIL tied SOS: Texas Omelet Tammy O'Neal at 4:29 (No Contest).
Main event: SOS: Yung Cessna defeated COT: Kodai Senga at 41:28 (Sky Twisting Moonsault) by 10. |
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| Card 15: Held in Boise (Attendance: 11,624) |
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SOS: El Hijo del Monster Truck overpowered Brady Thomas in 6 at 0:37 (Chickenwing) by 100.
SOS: El Hijo del Monster Truck over "The Woodchuck" Chuck Wood in 1 at 2:57 (Disqualification: used powder).
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy won over Nelson Needlemeier in 6 at 3:51 (Cross-Armbar) by 121.
PG: Timbo Kingston outmuscled Wyatt Goldstein in 12 at 3:44 (Stunner) by 101.
PG: Junkyard Brawler Timothy Vaughn destroyed CURE: Awesome Sean MCA at 29:14 (Honor Roll) by 3.
EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West defeated COT: Jake Diekman at 24:05 (Lobotomy) by 6.
EDGE: 976-EVIL tied COT: Grant Hartwig at 0:45 (No Contest).
Main event: SOS: Yung Cessna decked EDGE: 976-EVIL at 25:43 (Sky Twisting Moonsault) by 7. |
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| Card 16: Held in Tucson (Attendance: 7,480) |
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EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy destroyed Brady Thomas in 6 at 4:57 (Cross-Armbar) by 104.
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy over "The Woodchuck" Chuck Wood in 1 at 6:48 (Disqualification: used belt to hit opponent).
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm outmuscled Nelson Needlemeier in 6 at 1:12 (Cross-Armbar) by 121.
SOS: El Hijo del Monster Truck defeated Wyatt Goldstein in 12 at 1:06 (Piledriver) by 104.
TV title: SOS: La Hija del Monster Truck overpowered SOS: Texas Omelet Tammy O'Neal at 24:32 (Bigfoot Crunch) by 7.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm annihilated CURE: Ric Legend at 27:03 (Kill Shot) by 1.
PG: Junkyard Brawler Timothy Vaughn outmuscled SOS: Texas Omelet Tammy O'Neal at 28:10 (Honor Roll) by 4. |
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| Card 17: Held in Algiers (Attendance: 9,518) |
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EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm pinned Brady Thomas in 6 at 2:19 (Cross-Armbar) by 104.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm over "The Woodchuck" Chuck Wood in 1 at 2:37 (Disqualification: used belt to hit opponent).
SOS: Lil' Boeing annihilated Nelson Needlemeier in 6 at 1:55 (Mounted Punches) by 120 (non-title).
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy won over Wyatt Goldstein in 12 at 1:29 (Piledriver) by 101.
SOS: La Hija del Monster Truck won over COT: Edwin Diaz at 29:10 (Bigfoot Crunch) by 4.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm destroyed SOS: Texas Omelet Tammy O'Neal at 29:43 (Kill Shot) by 1.
East Coast title: CURE: Sheik Yerbutti bested COT: Grant Hartwig at 24:12 (Ayatollah's Interference) by 7. |
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| Card 18: Held in Harrisburg (Attendance: 11,543) |
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PG: Timbo Kingston decked "Too Cool" Johnny Kuhl in 6 at 3:53 (Back Elbow Smash) by 96.
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy decked Drake Overtone in 6 at 4:12 (Cross-Armbar) by 78.
SOS: Texas Omelet Tammy O'Neal destroyed Nelson Needlemeier in 6 at 1:44 (Mounted Punches) by 120 (non-title).
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm won over Wyatt Goldstein in 12 at 1:48 (Boston Crab) by 97.
SOS: El Hijo del Monster Truck outmuscled SOS: Texas Omelet Tammy O'Neal at 17:48 (Bigfoot Crunch) by 6.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm outmuscled Griffon B. Stylez in 6 at 1:41 (Cross-Armbar) by 131.
CURE: Bad News Blake bested SOS: Texas Omelet Tammy O'Neal at 27:23 (Bad News Backbreaker) by 3. |
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| Card 19: Held in Akron (Attendance: 15,499) |
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SOS: La Hija del Monster Truck beat "Too Cool" Johnny Kuhl in 6 at 3:47 (Mounted Punches) by 94.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm pinned Drake Overtone in 6 at 2:00 (Cross-Armbar) by 78.
SOS: El Hijo del Monster Truck outmuscled Turk L. Stein at 1:56 (Bigfoot Crunch) by 171.
SOS: Texas Omelet Tammy O'Neal defeated Wyatt Goldstein in 12 at 6:24 (Boston Crab) by 97 (non-title).
SOS: El Hijo del Monster Truck outmuscled PG: Kendall Woods at 27:20 (Bigfoot Crunch) by 3.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm bested The Wrecker in 6 at 2:13 (Cross-Armbar) by 76.
SOS: Texas Omelet Tammy O'Neal defeated SOS: Butter Biscuit Betty Barnes at 29:33 (Egg Cracker) by 1. |
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| Card 20: Held in Glasgow (Attendance: 5,911) |
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SOS: El Hijo del Monster Truck outmuscled "Too Cool" Johnny Kuhl in 6 at 2:21 (Chickenwing) by 91.
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy defeated Frank Tortilla in 11 at 1:24 (Big Splash) by 159.
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy outmuscled Turk L. Stein at 2:45 (Strangulation) by 169.
SOS: El Hijo del Monster Truck destroyed Louie G. Louie in 11 at 2:36 (Stunner) by 153.
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy won over SOS: Texas Omelet Tammy O'Neal at 28:55 (Strangulation) by 4.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm beat Good 'ol Simon in 6 at 3:29 (Cross-Armbar) by 102.
COT: Drew Smith decked SOS: Texas Omelet Tammy O'Neal at 27:21 (Just Rosin) by 3. |
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| Card 21: Held in Zurich (Attendance: 15,817) |
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EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy annihilated "Too Cool" Johnny Kuhl in 6 at 4:27 (Cross-Armbar) by 95.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm decked Frank Tortilla in 11 at 0:21 (Big Splash) by 159.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm pinned Turk L. Stein at 1:28 (Kill Shot) by 166.
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy overpowered Louie G. Louie in 11 at 1:25 (Big Splash) by 150.
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy annihilated Griffon B. Stylez in 6 at 0:16 (Cross-Armbar) by 131.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm overpowered Dr. Punchman in 6 at 2:10 (Cross-Armbar) by 108.
SOS: Texas Omelet Tammy O'Neal tied COT: Grant Hartwig (Time Limit). |
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| Card 22: Held in Geneva (Attendance: 5,757) |
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EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm beat "Too Cool" Johnny Kuhl in 6 at 6:56 (Cross-Armbar) by 95.
SOS: El Hijo del Monster Truck won over The Mobster in 10 at 2:15 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 144.
SOS: El Hijo del Monster Truck overpowered The Masked Wonder in 12 at 1:55 (Piledriver) by 169.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm overpowered Louie G. Louie in 11 at 2:00 (Big Splash) by 150.
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy outmuscled The Wrecker in 6 at 5:38 (Cross-Armbar) by 76.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm overpowered Igor the Ridiculous in 6 at 4:33 (Cross-Armbar) by 87.
SOS: Texas Omelet Tammy O'Neal decked COT: Jake Diekman at 28:36 (Egg Cracker) by 1. |
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| Battle Royal: Held in Lincoln (Attendance: 19,494) |
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COT: Edwin Diaz was paid $1,000 after PG: Junkyard Brawler Timothy Vaughn tossed him out.
COT: Drew Smith was paid $1,100 after PG: The Lumberjack Matthew Sparks hurled him into the audience.
PG: Junkyard Brawler Timothy Vaughn was given $1,200 when he got thrown into some fans at ringside by EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane.
PG: The Lumberjack Matthew Sparks collected a quick $1,300 after EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West threw him between the ropes.
PG: Class Act Kenneth Brigham won $1,400 in imaginary earnings when EDGE: Horace the Shocker Pinker threw him out.
SOS: Yung Cessna snatched $1,500 after being thrown out by EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane pocketed $1,600 when SOS: La Hija del Monster Truck threw him onto the concrete floor.
COT: Brooks Raley collected $1,700 when SOS: Butter Biscuit Betty Barnes flipped him out.
SOS: Lil' Boeing gained $1,800 when he was thrown out by SOS: Texas Omelet Tammy O'Neal.
EDGE: Horace the Shocker Pinker and EDGE: 976-EVIL earned $1,900 and $2,000, respectively, when EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy catapulted them out.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm took home $2,100 when SOS: Texas Omelet Tammy O'Neal threw him out.
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy picked up $2,200 when SOS: El Hijo del Monster Truck flipped him out of the ring.
EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West got $2,300 after getting hurled into some fans at ringside by SOS: Texas Omelet Tammy O'Neal.
SOS: El Hijo del Monster Truck was given $2,400 after SOS: Texas Omelet Tammy O'Neal catapulted him into some chairs at ringside.
SOS: Butter Biscuit Betty Barnes was given $2,500 in imaginary earnings after she got tossed out of the ring by SOS: Texas Omelet Tammy O'Neal.
SOS: Texas Omelet Tammy O'Neal made $2,600 when she got thrown out by SOS: La Hija del Monster Truck.
SOS: La Hija del Monster Truck was the winner of the battle royal and the $40,000 prize. |
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