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CAGED ANIMAL WRESTLING |
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| BULLETIN #51 -- SPRING 2024 |
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| Card 1: Held in Mexicali (Attendance: 5,623) |
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Eryx Khaosyn decked Maxwell Jacobs in 6 at 1:44 (European Uppercut) by 105.
CURE/BDE: Wicked Sister over CJ Bluebird in 1 at 6:07 (Disqualification: hit opponent with microphone).
Eryx Khaosyn over Supreme Losing Machine in 1 at 7:53 (Count Out).
VIRUS/AI: Devious Dex Stonehart decked Bad Breath Betty in 6 at 2:58 (Headlock) by 97.
Central Plains title: PG: "The Maniac Warrior" Kenny Gunderson annihilated CURE/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley at 27:23 (Buckle Chokeslam) by 2.
PG: TC Rip decked "Schlitz Man" Valentin Degenhardt at 28:06 (Face Eraser) by 4.
CURE/BDE: Wicked Sister outmuscled Apollos "The Destroyer" Pain at 17:35 (Cobra Clutch) by 6 (Guest Referee: The Fart Man Dick Mitchell).
Kastur Khaosyn, Eryx Khaosyn, and Pollux Khaosyn* decked VIRUS/AI: Sinister Steve Stonehart, Devious Dex Stonehart*, and Deadly David Stonehart at 7:00 (Total Khaos) by 21.
Main event: CURE/VD: Mrs. Infection destroyed CURE/VD: Princess Anna at 46:24 (Cobra Clutch) by 1. |
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| Card 2: Held in Providence (Attendance: 1,461) |
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PG: Z pinned Maxwell Jacobs in 6 at 2:30 (Side Slam) by 106.
Eryx Khaosyn outmuscled Lucky Cottonmouth in 6 at 3:28 (European Uppercut) by 116.
Eryx Khaosyn defeated Crybaby Geraldson in 6 at 1:34 (European Uppercut) by 80.
Eryx Khaosyn won over JJ Babyface in 6 at 2:04 (European Uppercut) by 102.
CURE/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley tied Eryx Khaosyn (Time Limit).
Northeast title: Pollux Khaosyn decked CURE/VD: Black Lung at 29:20 (The Khaos-Switch) by 3.
CURE/BDE: Wicked Sister drew PG: Dr. Savage (Time Limit).
League Six-man titles: Kastur Khaosyn, Eryx Khaosyn, and Pollux Khaosyn* outmuscled COT/PPA: El Jefe, El Luchador*, and El Destructor at 27:43 (Total Khaos) by 2.
Main event: CURE/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley defeated CURE/VD: Mrs. Infection at 29:41 (Cobra Clutch) by 2. |
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| Card 3: Held in Dallas (Attendance: 5,802) |
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CURE/BDE: Wicked Sister overpowered Maxwell Jacobs in 6 at 2:51 (Ankle Lock) by 109.
Eryx Khaosyn defeated Ellie Mayfeather in 6 at 1:28 (European Uppercut) by 108.
Eryx Khaosyn decked Tori Hatfield in 6 at 1:50 (European Uppercut) by 85.
Eryx Khaosyn won over Johnny Jayhawk in 6 at 3:39 (European Uppercut) by 109.
Mid-Atlantic title: CURE/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley won over CURE/BDE: Wicked Sister at 27:15 (Cobra Clutch) by 1.
CURE/VD: Black Lung outmuscled "Schlitz Man" Valentin Degenhardt at 28:39 (Cobra Clutch) by 2.
COT/PPA: El Luchador over CURE: Shawn Vicious at 6:20 (Disqualification: hit ref).
TV Six-man titles: COT/PPA: El Jefe, El Luchador*, and El Destructor over VIRUS/AI: Sinister Steve Stonehart, Devious Dex Stonehart*, and Deadly David Stonehart at 5:57 (Disqualification: used steel chair).
Main event: CURE/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley defeated PG: Dr. Savage at 40:18 (Cobra Clutch) by 1. |
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| Card 4: Held in Juneau (Attendance: 6,427) |
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Eryx Khaosyn outmuscled Bam Bam Monsoon in 6 at 6:10 (European Uppercut) by 82.
Eryx Khaosyn bested The Sniveling Whiner Loser McLoserton in 6 at 1:35 (European Uppercut) by 110.
Eryx Khaosyn annihilated Susan McCoy in 6 at 3:53 (European Uppercut) by 100.
Pollux Khaosyn beat Johnny Jayhawk in 6 at 3:24 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 107.
CURE/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley bested "Schlitz Man" Valentin Degenhardt at 29:55 (Cobra Clutch) by 5.
CURE/VD: Black Lung annihilated Apollos "The Destroyer" Pain at 29:51 (Cobra Clutch) by 4.
COT/PPA: El Luchador bested "Schlitz Man" Valentin Degenhardt at 28:09 (Backbreaker) by 1.
Kastur Khaosyn, Eryx Khaosyn, and Pollux Khaosyn* destroyed COT/PPA: El Jefe, El Luchador*, and El Destructor at 28:42 (Total Khaos) by 2.
Main event: CURE/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley outmuscled COT/PPA: El Luchador at 36:15 (Cobra Clutch) by 4. |
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| Card 5: Held in Jackson (Attendance: 8,279) |
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PG: Z outmuscled Bam Bam Monsoon in 6 at 2:43 (Side Slam) by 83.
Eryx Khaosyn over Pat Jerome in 1 at 11:46 (Count Out).
Eryx Khaosyn outmuscled 411 in 6 at 1:32 (European Uppercut) by 82.
Eryx Khaosyn overpowered Toots McGee in 6 at 2:46 (European Uppercut) by 85.
CURE/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley destroyed Apollos "The Destroyer" Pain at 15:52 (Cobra Clutch) by 7.
Kastur Khaosyn bested COT/PPA: El Destructor at 23:50 (The Khaos-Switch) by 7 (non-title).
COT/PPA: El Luchador destroyed Apollos "The Destroyer" Pain at 28:00 (Backbreaker) by 3.
Main event: CURE/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley overpowered CURE/BDE: Wicked Sister at 42:29 (Cobra Clutch) by 1. |
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| Card 6: Held in Monterey (Attendance: 3,168) |
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CURE/BDE: Wicked Sister overpowered Bam Bam Monsoon in 6 at 3:45 (Ankle Lock) by 86.
Eryx Khaosyn destroyed Chicken McGee in 6 at 5:07 (European Uppercut) by 98.
Pollux Khaosyn decked 411 in 6 at 5:58 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 80.
Pollux Khaosyn outmuscled Toots McGee in 6 at 2:12 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 83.
CURE/VD: Mrs. Krabs bested CURE/VD: Mrs. Infection at 29:19 (Cobra Clutch) by 1.
Kastur Khaosyn over CURE: Shawn Vicious at 6:01 (Count Out).
Southwest title: "Schlitz Man" Valentin Degenhardt outmuscled COT/PPA: El Destructor at 28:55 (Schlitz Faced) by 2.
Main event: CURE/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley won over CURE/VD: Black Lung at 53:44 (Cobra Clutch) by 3. |
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| Card 7: Held in Ottawa (Attendance: 6,178) |
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Eryx Khaosyn pinned Gorilla Bigelow in 6 at 6:35 (European Uppercut) by 95.
Eryx Khaosyn bested The Fighting Nerd Junior McCollum in 6 at 3:02 (European Uppercut) by 112.
Eryx Khaosyn over 911 in 3 at 17:53 (Count Out).
Eryx Khaosyn defeated Gregory McPeck in 6 at 7:34 (European Uppercut) by 72.
CURE/VD: Mrs. Infection tied CURE/VD: Ecstasy (Time Limit).
Kastur Khaosyn bested "Schlitz Man" Valentin Degenhardt at 28:02 (The Khaos-Switch) by 5.
COT/PPA: El Destructor tied Apollos "The Destroyer" Pain at 17:14 (No Contest).
Main event: Pollux Khaosyn drew CURE/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley at 49:42 (Double Count Out). |
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| Card 8: Held in Johannesburg (Attendance: 6,610) |
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Eryx Khaosyn pinned Connor Mayweather in 6 at 3:04 (European Uppercut) by 123.
Eryx Khaosyn destroyed Billy White Horse in 6 at 1:46 (European Uppercut) by 92.
Pollux Khaosyn decked 911 in 6 at 5:04 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 65.
Eryx Khaosyn overpowered Henry Rottenwood in 6 at 4:49 (European Uppercut) by 87.
CURE/VD: Mrs. Infection won over CURE/VD: Black Lung at 29:18 (Cobra Clutch) by 1.
Kastur Khaosyn bested Apollos "The Destroyer" Pain at 16:08 (The Khaos-Switch) by 7.
PG: Dr. Savage over CURE: Awesome Adam Diamond in 12 at 2:44 (Disqualification: manager in ring).
Main event: CURE/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley outmuscled PG: 2 Quick J.G. Brenner at 31:13 (Cobra Clutch) by 2. |
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| Card 9: Held in Macao (Attendance: 1,650) |
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Eryx Khaosyn bested Eugene Madison in 6 at 4:34 (European Uppercut) by 121.
Eryx Khaosyn annihilated Whiplash Kid in 6 at 1:21 (European Uppercut) by 112.
Eryx Khaosyn decked Blue Dog Mitch in 6 at 4:08 (European Uppercut) by 99.
CURE/BDE: SmokeDogg Wrexx defeated Henry Rottenwood in 6 at 6:52 (Chickenwing) by 82.
TV title: Eryx Khaosyn destroyed CURE/VD: Mrs. Infection at 29:39 (The Khaos-Switch) by 2.
Eryx Khaosyn annihilated COT/PPA: El Luchador at 28:51 (The Khaos-Switch) by 4 (non-title).
PG: 2 Quick J.G. Brenner beat "Schlitz Man" Valentin Degenhardt at 28:19 (To Hell With You Driver) by 3.
Main event: Kastur Khaosyn drew CURE/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley at 10:44 (Double Disqualification). |
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| Card 10: Held in Maidstone (Attendance: 7,596) |
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Pollux Khaosyn over Eugene Madison in 1 at 1:33 (Count Out).
Pollux Khaosyn bested Whiplash Kid in 6 at 4:30 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 110.
Eryx Khaosyn annihilated Blue Dog Dutch in 6 at 4:29 (European Uppercut) by 85.
Eryx Khaosyn outmuscled The Species in 6 at 4:46 (European Uppercut) by 87.
CURE/BDE: Wicked Sister defeated CURE/VD: Mrs. Infection at 27:17 (Cobra Clutch) by 1.
Eryx Khaosyn bested PG: 2 Quick J.G. Brenner at 28:57 (The Khaos-Switch) by 2 (non-title).
PG: Dr. Savage annihilated "Schlitz Man" Valentin Degenhardt at 28:03 (The Flying Guillotine) by 4.
Main event: CURE/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley overpowered COT/PPA: El Destructor at 26:11 (Cobra Clutch) by 7. |
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| Card 11: Held in Orange Beach (Attendance: 3,413) |
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Eryx Khaosyn destroyed Cindy Malone in 6 at 3:05 (European Uppercut) by 97.
Eryx Khaosyn overpowered Cottonmouth John in 6 at 1:44 (European Uppercut) by 108.
Pollux Khaosyn over Blue Dog Dutch in 2 at 3:02 (Disqualification: pushed ref).
Eryx Khaosyn beat Quackers The Thunderdog in 6 at 5:42 (European Uppercut) by 87.
CURE/VD: Mrs. Infection tied PG: 2 Quick J.G. Brenner at 8:10 (No Contest).
Eryx Khaosyn defeated PG: Dr. Savage at 28:07 (The Khaos-Switch) by 1 (non-title).
PG: 2 Quick J.G. Brenner defeated Apollos "The Destroyer" Pain at 29:36 (To Hell With You Driver) by 5.
Main event: CURE/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley won over PG: TC Rip at 44:27 (Cobra Clutch) by 1. |
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| Card 12: Held in Fairbanks (Attendance: 7,214) |
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Eryx Khaosyn over The Singing Wrestler Donna Risher in 2 at 5:14 (Disqualification: used rope to choke).
Eryx Khaosyn decked Red Eyed Donkey in 6 at 2:14 (European Uppercut) by 113.
Eryx Khaosyn pinned The Fart Man Dick Mitchell in 6 at 3:59 (European Uppercut) by 101.
Eryx Khaosyn bested Meatwagon Charlie in 6 at 3:55 (European Uppercut) by 61.
PG: Dr. Savage defeated CURE/VD: Mrs. Infection at 29:27 (The Flying Guillotine) by 1.
Pollux Khaosyn bested CURE/BDE: Wicked Sister at 27:44 (The Khaos-Switch) by 1.
PG: Dr. Savage overpowered Apollos "The Destroyer" Pain at 18:09 (The Flying Guillotine) by 6 (Guest Referee: Toots McGee).
Main event: PG: Yeppers McGee pinned CURE/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley at 30:59 (Over Charged Powerbomb) by 1. |
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| Card 13: Held in Kansas City (Attendance: 9,973) |
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Kastur Khaosyn defeated CJ Bluebird in 6 at 2:22 (Back Elbow Smash) by 116.
Pollux Khaosyn bested Red Eyed Donkey in 6 at 3:52 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 111.
Kastur Khaosyn bested Bad Breath Betty in 6 at 3:28 (Back Elbow Smash) by 97.
Eryx Khaosyn over Bugface Katie in 2 at 2:59 (Disqualification: used rope to choke).
Kastur Khaosyn defeated CURE/VD: Mrs. Krabs at 28:21 (The Khaos-Switch) by 1.
Pollux Khaosyn over CURE: Awesome Adam Diamond in 12 at 5:41 (Disqualification: hit ref).
Kastur Khaosyn and Pollux Khaosyn* won over COT/PPA: El Luchador* and El Destructor at 29:26 (The Syn-Gun) by 2.
Main event: PG: Yeppers McGee overpowered CURE/VD: Ecstasy at 45:31 (Over Charged Powerbomb) by 3. |
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| Card 14: Held in San Salvador (Attendance: 5,953) |
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VIRUS/AI: Sinister Steve Stonehart defeated CJ Bluebird in 6 at 2:06 (Fallaway Slam) by 120.
PG: Z beat Red Eyed Donkey in 6 at 1:00 (Side Slam) by 114.
Eryx Khaosyn outmuscled Bad Breath Betty in 6 at 4:41 (European Uppercut) by 100.
CURE/BDE: SmokeDogg Mayhem pinned Bugface Katie in 6 at 6:57 (European Uppercut) by 84.
CURE/BDE: Wicked Sister pinned CURE/VD: Ecstasy at 27:27 (Cobra Clutch) by 1.
Pollux Khaosyn defeated "Schlitz Man" Valentin Degenhardt at 28:25 (The Khaos-Switch) by 5.
PG: 2 Quick J.G. Brenner and Dr. Savage* destroyed Kastur Khaosyn and Pollux Khaosyn* at 27:22 (Tag Stab Guillotine Extreme) by 5. |
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| Card 15: Held in Garden City (Attendance: 8,040) |
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Eryx Khaosyn bested CJ Bluebird in 6 at 2:00 (European Uppercut) by 119.
CURE/BDE: Wicked Sister destroyed Red Eyed Donkey in 6 at 1:24 (Ankle Lock) by 117.
Pollux Khaosyn destroyed Bad Breath Betty in 6 at 4:17 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 98.
Eryx Khaosyn over The Great White in 1 at 6:26 (Count Out).
PG: TC Rip beat CURE/VD: Black Lung at 27:28 (Face Eraser) by 2.
Pollux Khaosyn outmuscled Apollos "The Destroyer" Pain at 15:02 (The Khaos-Switch) by 7.
League Tag-team titles: CURE/BDE: SmokeDogg Mayhem and SmokeDogg Wrexx* defeated COT/PPA: El Luchador* and El Destructor at 28:10 (Superplex) by 3. |
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| Card 16: Held in Bagdad (Attendance: 9,739) |
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Pollux Khaosyn bested CJ Bluebird in 6 at 3:20 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 117.
VIRUS/AI: Deadly David Stonehart won over Red Eyed Donkey in 6 at 2:36 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 112.
PG: Z bested Bad Breath Betty in 6 at 3:35 (Side Slam) by 101.
Eryx Khaosyn overpowered Deadeye Pumpkinhead in 6 at 1:56 (European Uppercut) by 91.
Kastur Khaosyn destroyed PG: TC Rip at 29:51 (The Khaos-Switch) by 1 (non-title).
Great Lakes title: PG: Z overpowered COT/PPA: El Luchador at 27:51 (The Z Driller) by 4.
PG: 2 Quick J.G. Brenner and Dr. Savage* beat CURE/BDE: SmokeDogg Mayhem and SmokeDogg Wrexx* at 28:04 (Tag Stab Guillotine Extreme) by 4. |
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| Card 17: Held in Fairview (Attendance: 1,071) |
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PG: Z beat CJ Bluebird in 6 at 2:50 (Side Slam) by 120.
Eryx Khaosyn defeated Mack The Big Red Apple in 6 at 5:47 (European Uppercut) by 98.
CURE/BDE: Wicked Sister decked Bad Breath Betty in 6 at 1:45 (Ankle Lock) by 104.
CURE/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley bested CURE/VD: Mrs. Infection at 29:26 (Cobra Clutch) by 2.
PG: TC Rip over CURE: Awesome Adam Diamond in 11 at 5:56 (Disqualification: tied opponent up).
CURE/BDE: Wicked Sister annihilated "Schlitz Man" Valentin Degenhardt at 29:24 (Cobra Clutch) by 4.
TV Tag-team titles: COT/PPA: El Luchador* and El Destructor annihilated PG: 2 Quick J.G. Brenner and Dr. Savage* in 10 at 27:13 (Mounted Punches) by 2. |
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| Battle Royal: Held in Dothan (Attendance: 8,441) |
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COT/PPA: El Destructor picked up $1,000 when CURE/BDE: Wicked Sister hurled him out.
COT/PPA: El Luchador made $1,100 after getting thrown into some fans at ringside by PG: "The Maniac Warrior" Kenny Gunderson and Pollux Khaosyn.
Pollux Khaosyn snatched $1,200 after getting thrown out by COT/PPA: Tusk the Warrior.
Kastur Khaosyn nabbed $1,300 after he got thrown out of the ring by PG: "The Maniac Warrior" Kenny Gunderson.
COT/PPA: Tusk the Warrior was paid $1,400 when he was thrown out by CURE/BDE: Wicked Sister.
CURE/BDE: Wicked Sister nabbed $1,500 in imaginary earnings when she got thrown into her manager at ringside by COT/PPA: El Jefe.
PG: "The Maniac Warrior" Kenny Gunderson took $1,600 when he got thrown into the audience by COT/PPA: El Jefe.
COT/PPA: El Jefe was the winner of the CAW battle royal and the $30,000 purse, and also 8 free CAW matches. |
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