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CELEBRITIES ONLY LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #288 -- SPRING 2024 |
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| Card 1: Held in Innsbruck (Attendance: 3,923) |
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SOS: Lifeguard Wade pinned Tom Arnold in 6 at 1:45 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 97.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster overpowered Taylor Swift in 6 at 5:55 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 98.
CURE/VD: Protozoa overpowered Andres Escobar in 6 at 4:06 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 76 (non-title).
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster overpowered Andres Escobar in 6 at 4:36 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 76.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster pinned Fallen Paparazzi #1 in 6 at 1:21 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 142.
CURE/VD: Norovirus beat CURE/VD: Horse Pox at 29:43 (Cobra Clutch) by 4.
CURE/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk won over SOS: Preston James at 27:45 (Cobra Clutch) by 4.
Main event: CURE/VD: Protozoa outmuscled CURE/VD: Horse Pox at 33:58 (Cobra Clutch) by 3. |
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| Card 2: Held in Waco (Attendance: 4,477) |
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CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster annihilated Tom Arnold in 6 at 1:51 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 97.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade destroyed Mama June in 6 at 4:38 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 103.
SOS: Wrath over Andres Escobar in 2 at 3:11 (Disqualification: hit opponent with microphone).
CURE/VD: Wicked Clown won over Andres Escobar in 6 at 2:04 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 76.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade pinned CURE/VD: Protozoa at 27:50 (Rip Current) by 2 (non-title).
CURE/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson beat CURE/VD: Horse Pox at 28:06 (Cobra Clutch) by 5.
CURE/VD: Influenza defeated CURE/VD: Horse Pox at 28:01 (Cobra Clutch) by 1.
Main event: CURE/VD: Protozoa defeated CURE/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk at 34:40 (Cobra Clutch) by 2. |
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| Card 3: Held in Calcutta (Attendance: 2,603) |
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CURE/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk destroyed SOS: Javy Jaggar at 29:55 (Cobra Clutch) by 2.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster destroyed Mama June in 6 at 3:32 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 103.
CURE/VD: The Smog overpowered Andres Escobar in 6 at 1:53 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 76.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade defeated Fred Merkle in 12 at 0:16 (Stunner) by 175.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade over Ross Perot in 1 at 2:40 (Count Out).
CURE/VD: Patrick annihilated SOS: Irma Gerd at 27:57 (Cobra Clutch) by 4.
CURE/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk won over CURE/VD: Horse Pox at 28:39 (Cobra Clutch) by 1.
Main event: CURE/VD: Protozoa destroyed CURE/VD: Patrick at 51:36 (Cobra Clutch) by 1. |
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| Card 4: Held in Lansing (Attendance: 8,549) |
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SOS: Envy overpowered SOS: Dark Messyer at 18:19 (Thou Shall Not Covet) by 6 (Guest Referee: CURE/VD: Cow Pox).
SOS: Lifeguard Wade defeated Richard Hatch in 6 at 3:38 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 117.
SOS: Sloth destroyed Andres Escobar in 8 at 4:26 (Rib Breaker) by 107.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster won over Fred Merkle in 12 at 0:57 (Boston Crab) by 172.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster over Ross Perot in 1 at 11:40 (Count Out).
CURE/VD: Patrick destroyed SOS: Lifeguard Daron at 27:16 (Cobra Clutch) by 2.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster beat CURE/VD: Horse Pox at 28:59 (Chicken Hunting) by 3.
Main event: SOS: LE Williams decked CURE/VD: Protozoa at 37:33 (Ball And Chain) by 3. |
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| Card 5: Held in Seville (Attendance: 7,338) |
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SOS: Shane Gretsky decked Andres Escobar in 6 at 5:47 (Chickenwing) by 67.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster won over Richard Hatch in 6 at 2:47 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 117.
CURE/VD: Strep Throat destroyed Andres Escobar in 8 at 4:43 (Rib Breaker) by 111.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade destroyed Chris Webber in 6 at 2:25 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 107.
CURE/VD: Pink Eye tied CURE/VD: Patrick at 8:02 (No Contest).
CURE/VD: Patrick pinned CURE/VD: Horse Pox at 27:55 (Cobra Clutch) by 2.
CURE/VD: Candyman annihilated CURE/VD: Horse Pox at 29:43 (Butterfinger) by 4.
Main event: SOS: LE Williams decked CURE/VD: Norovirus at 42:49 (Ball And Chain) by 2. |
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| Card 6: Held in Harvey (Attendance: 7,640) |
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SOS: Lifeguard Wade over Hugh Grant in 1 at 5:08 (Disqualification: hit opponent with microphone).
SOS: Zitz beat CURE/VD: Horse Pox at 28:47 (Zigga Zig Ah) by 1 (non-title).
CURE/CTI: Gynecologists pinned Andres Escobar in 6 at 3:20 (Ankle Lock) by 72.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster bested Chris Webber in 6 at 0:47 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 107.
CURE/VD: Norovirus defeated CURE/VD: Gone Aria at 29:56 (Cobra Clutch) by 2.
SOS: Envy bested CURE/CTI: Humpty Hump at 27:51 (Thou Shall Not Covet) by 4.
SOS: Javy Jaggar* and Dark Messyer outmuscled CURE/VD: Tonsillitis* and CURE/CTI: Bootylicious at 10:55 (The Five Hole) by 13.
Main event: SOS: LE Williams beat CURE/VD: Influenza at 30:14 (Ball And Chain) by 5. |
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| Card 7: Held in Matamoros (Attendance: 2,332) |
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CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster over Hugh Grant in 1 at 5:44 (Disqualification: tied opponent up).
SOS: Lifeguard Wade annihilated Andy Herren in 6 at 4:11 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 103.
CURE/CTI: Rectal beat Andres Escobar in 6 at 5:43 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 76.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade bested Leon Lett in 6 at 4:51 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 80.
CURE/VD: Gone Aria annihilated CURE/VD: Horse Pox at 28:20 (Cobra Clutch) by 2.
CURE/VD: Influenza overpowered CURE/VD: Shingles at 29:26 (Cobra Clutch) by 5.
SOS: Shane Gretsky and Sloth* won over CURE/VD: Tonsillitis* and CURE/CTI: Bootylicious at 13:41 (The Pig Pen) by 13.
Main event: SOS: LE Williams beat SOS: Pimple at 43:43 (Ball And Chain) by 6 (Guest Referee: EDGE: "Super Stud" Jon Boden). |
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| Card 8: Held in Naples (Attendance: 5,401) |
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SOS: Lifeguard Wade pinned Lil' Baby in 6 at 4:08 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 108.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster bested Andy Herren in 6 at 2:38 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 103.
SOS: Garth String decked Andres Escobar in 6 at 2:59 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 71.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster bested Leon Lett in 6 at 4:01 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 80.
CURE/VD: Cactus Sac bested CURE/VD: Influenza at 24:35 (Cobra Clutch) by 6 (non-title) (Guest Referee: EDGE: Petey LaFlame).
SOS: LE Williams bested SOS: Gary String at 7:44 (Ball And Chain) by 15.
League Tag-team titles: SOS: Zitz* and Alabama Doink beat CURE/VD: Tonsillitis* and CURE/CTI: Bootylicious at 10:00 (Zigga Zig Ah) by 15.
Main event: SOS: LE Williams annihilated SOS: Envy at 41:30 (Ball And Chain) by 2. |
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| Card 9: Held in Wheeling (Attendance: 8,661) |
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CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster defeated Lil' Baby in 6 at 1:43 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 108.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade pinned Josh Duggar in 12 at 2:15 (Stunner) by 174.
CURE/VD: Zika Virus outmuscled Andres Escobar in 6 at 3:28 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 76.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade outmuscled Gary Anderson in 6 at 2:24 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 83.
TV title: CURE/VD: Cactus Sac annihilated CURE/VD: Horse Pox at 15:18 (Cobra Clutch) by 7.
SOS: Oma Gerd beat CURE/VD: Horse Pox at 24:40 (Oma Gosh) by 7.
SOS: Rash and "Pistol" Pez Dispenser* bested CURE/VD: Tonsillitis* and CURE/CTI: Bootylicious at 12:01 (Cherry Pop Tart) by 12.
Main event: SOS: LE Williams decked CURE/CTI: Family Jewels at 28:32 (Ball And Chain) by 4. |
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| Card 10: Held in Augusta (Attendance: 2,065) |
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SOS: Lifeguard Wade destroyed Vanilla Ice in 6 at 1:58 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 122.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster defeated Josh Duggar in 12 at 2:37 (Boston Crab) by 171.
SOS: Gill T over Andres Escobar in 2 at 3:55 (Disqualification: manager in ring).
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster won over Gary Anderson in 6 at 4:46 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 83.
Pacific Northwest title: SOS: Gluttony beat CURE/VD: Influenza at 29:54 (Pig Out) by 1.
SOS: LE Williams defeated CURE/VD: Swine Flu at 28:24 (Ball And Chain) by 1.
CURE/VD: Pink Eye* and CURE/CTI: Gynecologists outmuscled CURE/VD: Tonsillitis* and CURE/CTI: Bootylicious at 16:25 (Superplex) by 13.
Main event: SOS: LE Williams decked CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster at 54:13 (Ball And Chain) by 3. |
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| Card 11: Held in Pecos (Attendance: 7,713) |
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CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster decked Vanilla Ice in 6 at 3:32 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 122.
SOS: Rash beat Andres Escobar in 8 at 4:04 (Ankle Lock) by 106.
SOS: LE Williams over Andres Escobar in 2 at 28:55 (Disqualification: nail file).
SOS: Pimple drew SOS: Greed (Time Limit).
CURE/VD: Influenza pinned SOS: Alabama Doink at 29:18 (Cobra Clutch) by 1.
SOS: LE Williams won over CURE/VD: Candyman at 29:01 (Ball And Chain) by 2.
CURE/VD: Pink Eye* and CURE/CTI: Gynecologists won over CURE/CTI: Rectal and CURE/VD: Swine Flu* at 10:05 (Superplex) by 11.
Main event: SOS: LE Williams defeated CURE/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson at 36:40 (Ball And Chain) by 1. |
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| Card 12: Held in Athens (Attendance: 7,859) |
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SOS: Lifeguard Wade outmuscled Lizzo in 6 at 5:43 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 78.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade defeated Khloe Kardashian in 6 at 1:55 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 132.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia beat Andres Escobar in 6 at 6:19 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 76.
Rocky Mountains title: CURE/VD: Tonsillitis overpowered SOS: Pimple at 29:13 (Cobra Clutch) by 2.
CURE/VD: Norovirus defeated SOS: "Pistol" Pez Dispenser at 28:15 (Cobra Clutch) by 5.
CURE/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk won over CURE/VD: Squidward at 27:05 (Cobra Clutch) by 1.
CURE/VD: Strep Throat* and CURE/CTI: Humpty Hump outmuscled CURE/VD: Tonsillitis* and CURE/CTI: Bootylicious at 10:51 (Superplex) by 15.
Main event: SOS: LE Williams destroyed CURE/VD: Gone Aria at 54:09 (Ball And Chain) by 4. |
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| Card 13: Held in Sparks (Attendance: 2,795) |
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CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster over Lizzo in 2 at 7:01 (Count Out).
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster decked Khloe Kardashian in 6 at 0:44 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 132.
SOS: Envy over Andres Escobar in 2 at 3:36 (Disqualification: pushed ref).
CURE/CTI: Bootylicious overpowered SOS: Pimple at 28:02 (Cobra Clutch) by 1.
CURE/CTI: Bootylicious tied CURE/VD: Influenza at 28:38 (Double Disqualification).
CURE/VD: Chlamydia annihilated CURE/VD: Horse Pox at 29:27 (Cobra Clutch) by 3.
CURE/CTI: Rectal and CURE/VD: Swine Flu* defeated CURE/VD: Tonsillitis* and CURE/CTI: Bootylicious at 28:39 (Cobra Clutch) by 2.
Main event: SOS: LE Williams destroyed SOS: Scott Commodity at 35:34 (Ball And Chain) by 2. |
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| Card 14: Held in Burton (Attendance: 3,779) |
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SOS: Lifeguard Wade outmuscled Lady Gaga in 6 at 4:09 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 71.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade pinned Drita D'Avanzo in 6 at 6:10 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 72.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade over Andres Escobar in 2 at 7:45 (Disqualification: hit opponent with microphone).
CURE/VD: Norovirus overpowered SOS: Pimple at 28:29 (Cobra Clutch) by 4 (non-title).
CURE/CTI: Family Jewels outmuscled CURE/VD: Horse Pox at 29:51 (Cobra Clutch) by 2.
CURE/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk decked SOS: Prejudice at 29:32 (Cobra Clutch) by 4.
SOS: Gary String* and Lust destroyed CURE/VD: Tonsillitis* and CURE/CTI: Bootylicious at 28:49 (Another Bad Pun?) by 2. |
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| Card 15: Held in Mobile (Attendance: 2,639) |
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CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster over Lady Gaga in 3 at 6:21 (Count Out).
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster pinned Drita D'Avanzo in 6 at 3:18 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 72.
CURE/VD: Spanish Flu bested Andres Escobar in 6 at 4:50 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 76.
SOS: Pimple outmuscled CURE/VD: Cow Pox at 27:45 (The Popper) by 3.
CURE/VD: Norovirus defeated SOS: Lust at 5:04 (Cobra Clutch) by 33.
CURE/VD: Influenza destroyed CURE/VD: Sponge Bob at 28:43 (Cobra Clutch) by 2.
TV Tag-team titles: CURE/VD: Strep Throat* and CURE/CTI: Humpty Hump beat CURE/CTI: Rectal and CURE/VD: Swine Flu* at 16:45 (Superplex) by 13. |
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| Card 16: Held in Donegal (Attendance: 6,246) |
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SOS: Lifeguard Wade overpowered Taylor Swift in 6 at 3:12 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 98.
SOS: Pimple over Andres Escobar in 2 at 2:25 (Disqualification: refused to break choke).
CURE/VD: Horse Pox defeated Andres Escobar in 6 at 2:00 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 76 (non-title).
SOS: Lifeguard Wade won over Fallen Paparazzi #1 in 6 at 0:39 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 142.
CURE/VD: Norovirus tied CURE/VD: HIV at 2:51 (Double Count Out).
SOS: Envy overpowered CURE/VD: Yellow Fever at 22:08 (Thou Shall Not Covet) by 7.
CURE/VD: Pink Eye*, CURE/CTI: Humpty Hump, and CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster won over Andy Herren, SOS: Pimple, and Garth String* in 10 at 11:46 (European Uppercut) by 12. |
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