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COWBOYS & OUTLAWS LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #309 -- JULY 2025 |
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| Card 1: Held in Lima (Attendance: 18,997) |
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SOS: Preston James won over SOS: Oderous Otolaryngologist Ernost Earwax at 29:27 (Prank Call) by 1.
TV title: CURE/CTI: M.J.'s #1 Fan of ? bested HERO: Murder Chef G-Unit Ramsay at 28:12 (Cobra Clutch) by 5.
HERO: Bad Norman bested Lizzo in 6 at 6:02 (European Uppercut) by 81.
SOS: The Duves of Hurl annihilated Josh Duggar at 1:27 (Peach Cobbler Clobber) by 172.
SOS: The Duves of Hurl pinned Leon Lett in 6 at 5:13 (Chickenwing) by 95.
HERO: Murder Chef Wolfgang Punk won over SOS: Wrath at 29:32 (The Knife's Edge) by 2.
SOS: Dr. Steve Brule pinned HERO: Devil Kyle at 27:47 (Cobra Clutch) by 4.
CURE/CTI: Bootylicious* and CURE/VD: Wicked Clown bested HERO: Hunter Downe and Hoser Downe* at 18:24 (Cobra Clutch) by 9.
Main event: HERO: Murder Chef G-Unit Ramsay destroyed HERO: Ahmana Rolle at 47:17 (It's Burnt!) by 3. |
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| Card 2: Held in Opa-locka (Attendance: 7,457) |
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HERO: Bad Norman overpowered Tom Arnold in 6 at 5:36 (European Uppercut) by 79.
HERO: Murder Chef G-Unit Ramsay tied SOS: El Hijo Del Harambe at 1:22 (Double Disqualification).
CURE/VD: Chlamydia annihilated Lizzo in 6 at 5:49 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 84.
West Coast title: SOS: Oma Gerd defeated SOS: Beaver Boy Krunk at 20:14 (Oma Gosh) by 8.
HERO: Bad Norman won over Gary Anderson in 6 at 2:30 (European Uppercut) by 77.
SOS: Gluttony outmuscled SOS: Grum at 29:34 (Pig Out) by 3.
SOS: Envy destroyed SOS: Dr. Steve Brule at 27:17 (Thou Shall Not Covet) by 2.
League Tag-team titles: CURE/CTI: Family Jewels* and CURE/VD: Norovirus destroyed HERO: Hunter Downe and Hoser Downe* at 8:07 (Cobra Clutch) by 19.
Main event: SOS: Preston James beat HERO: Murder Chef G-Unit Ramsay at 59:09 (Prank Call) by 2. |
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| Card 3: Held in Arlington (Attendance: 7,448) |
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CURE/VD: Chlamydia decked Tom Arnold in 6 at 5:24 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 82.
SOS: The Duves of Hurl destroyed HERO: Murder Chef G-Unit Ramsay at 29:28 (Peach Cobbler Clobber) by 1.
SOS: The Duves of Hurl beat Lizzo in 6 at 2:23 (Chickenwing) by 82.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia won over SOS: Beaver Boy Krunk at 27:29 (Cobra Clutch) by 2.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia over Gary Anderson in 3 at 1:55 (Disqualification: used powder).
SOS: "Pistol" Pez Dispenser annihilated SOS: Grum at 28:39 (Cherry Pop Tart) by 5.
SOS: Dr. Steve Brule annihilated HERO: The Hooves of Durl at 28:00 (Cobra Clutch) by 3.
CURE/CTI: Gynecologists* and CURE/VD: HIV outmuscled HERO: Hunter Downe and Hoser Downe* at 12:35 (Cobra Clutch) by 11.
Main event: SOS: Lifeguard Daron tied SOS: Preston James at 2:45 (No Contest). |
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| Card 4: Held in Helena (Attendance: 12,190) |
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SOS: The Duves of Hurl destroyed Tom Arnold in 6 at 1:57 (Chickenwing) by 80.
SOS: Lifeguard Daron overpowered HERO: Blue J. Foyt at 28:24 (High Tide) by 2.
HERO: Bad Norman defeated Lady Gaga in 6 at 7:15 (European Uppercut) by 74.
HERO: Hunter Downe won over SOS: Beaver Boy Krunk at 28:11 (Thrill of the Hunt) by 2.
SOS: The Duves of Hurl destroyed Gary Anderson in 6 at 3:05 (Chickenwing) by 78.
CURE/CTI: Humpty Hump annihilated SOS: Grum at 29:37 (Cobra Clutch) by 4.
HERO: Murder Chef Wolfgang Punk decked CURE/VD: HIV at 28:29 (The Knife's Edge) by 5.
CURE/CTI: Humpty Hump* and CURE/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk defeated HERO: Hunter Downe and Hoser Downe* at 13:49 (Cobra Clutch) by 15.
Main event: SOS: Preston James overpowered SOS: Grum at 41:56 (Prank Call) by 6. |
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| Card 5: Held in Zurich (Attendance: 11,223) |
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SOS: Javy Jaggar bested SOS: Beaver Boy Krunk at 28:31 (The Five Hole) by 2.
HERO: Murder Chef Wolfgang Punk outmuscled HERO: Lark Martin at 28:33 (The Knife's Edge) by 1.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia won over Lady Gaga in 6 at 6:29 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 77.
HERO: Petey LaFlame bested SOS: Beaver Boy Krunk at 27:56 (Flame Out) by 5.
SOS: Lifeguard Daron destroyed SOS: Jim Joe Kelly at 29:19 (High Tide) by 2.
Great Lakes title: HERO: Hoser Downe decked SOS: Grum at 18:23 (Downe & Dirty) by 6.
SOS: El Hijo Del Harambe decked HERO: Bad Norman at 27:03 (Cobra Clutch) by 1.
HERO: Hunter Downe and Hoser Downe* decked HERO: Runner Downe and Rubber Downe* at 29:55 (Downe Under) by 2.
Main event: SOS: Gill T won over SOS: Preston James at 35:04 (Guilty Verdict) by 2. |
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| Card 6: Held in Rock Creek (Attendance: 12,862) |
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HERO: Murder Chef G-Unit Ramsay destroyed SOS: Beaver Boy Krunk at 27:50 (It's Burnt!) by 3.
SOS: El Hijo Del Harambe decked SOS: Dark Messyer at 29:33 (Cobra Clutch) by 1.
SOS: The Duves of Hurl defeated Lady Gaga in 6 at 4:00 (Chickenwing) by 75.
HERO: Murder Chef Wolfgang Punk decked SOS: Rash at 28:09 (The Knife's Edge) by 2.
SOS: Pimple beat SOS: Will Grello at 29:30 (The Popper) by 3.
CURE/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk outmuscled SOS: Grum at 27:35 (Backbreaker) by 3.
SOS: Prejudice decked HERO: Davey Jameis at 29:14 (And Zombies) by 3.
Main event: SOS: Gill T destroyed SOS: Will Grello at 57:03 (Guilty Verdict) by 5. |
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| Card 7: Held in Belgrade (Attendance: 5,770) |
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HERO: Murder Chef G-Unit Ramsay won over SOS: Will Grello at 27:14 (It's Burnt!) by 1.
Southeast title: SOS: Shane Gretsky bested HERO: Davey Jameis at 17:43 (The Slap Shot) by 6.
HERO: Bad Norman destroyed Taylor Swift in 6 at 0:48 (European Uppercut) by 110.
HERO: Davey Jameis destroyed SOS: Beaver Boy Dilly at 27:41 (The Buyout) by 3.
SOS: Sloth decked SOS: Will Grello at 27:12 (The Pig Pen) by 2.
SOS: Gill T won over CURE/VD: Cactus Sac at 28:21 (Guilty Verdict) by 5.
SOS: Allen Bishopman annihilated HERO: Davey Jameis at 29:36 (Cobra Clutch) by 3.
Main event: HERO: Murder Chef Wolfgang Punk tied SOS: Gill T at 6:11 (No Contest). |
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| Card 8: Held in Maidstone (Attendance: 18,216) |
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HERO: Murder Chef G-Unit Ramsay decked SOS: Big Chungus at 29:11 (It's Burnt!) by 1.
HERO: Quail Earnhardt overpowered HERO: Davey Jameis at 27:04 (The Im-Quailer) by 1.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia over Taylor Swift in 1 at 27:30 (Count Out).
HERO: Bad Norman over Khloe Kardashian in 2 at 5:05 (Count Out).
HERO: Crawdad Overlord defeated SOS: Will Grello at 28:05 (A Hero is Me) by 3.
SOS: Gill T decked SOS: Greed at 29:16 (Guilty Verdict) by 5.
HERO: Davey Jameis decked CURE/VD: Wicked Clown at 29:18 (The Buyout) by 3.
Main event: SOS: Gill T decked SOS: Dr. Steve Brule at 47:09 (Guilty Verdict) by 4. |
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| Card 9: Held in Vancouver (Attendance: 5,498) |
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HERO: Murder Chef G-Unit Ramsay won over SOS: Grum at 27:19 (It's Burnt!) by 4.
SOS: Donald Mahanahan drew SOS: Lifeguard Daron (Time Limit).
SOS: The Duves of Hurl bested Taylor Swift in 6 at 2:22 (Chickenwing) by 111.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia destroyed Khloe Kardashian in 6 at 0:53 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 115.
HERO: Rubber Downe bested SOS: Will Grello at 28:12 (Here's the Rub) by 1.
SOS: El Hijo Del Harambe defeated CURE/VD: Tonsillitis at 27:48 (Cobra Clutch) by 4.
SOS: The Duves of Hurl beat HERO: Davey Jameis at 29:24 (Peach Cobbler Clobber) by 2.
Main event: SOS: Gill T won over HERO: Davey Jameis at 46:32 (Guilty Verdict) by 5. |
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| Card 10: Held in Honolulu (Attendance: 19,674) |
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HERO: Murder Chef G-Unit Ramsay beat CURE/VD: Gone Aria at 29:50 (It's Burnt!) by 1.
SOS: Gill T bested SOS: Mike Mahanahan at 20:30 (Guilty Verdict) by 7.
HERO: Bad Norman bested Mama June in 6 at 3:18 (European Uppercut) by 104.
SOS: The Duves of Hurl over Khloe Kardashian in 2 at 2:19 (Count Out).
Northeast title: CURE/VD: Candyman won over SOS: Will Grello at 23:58 (Butterfinger) by 6.
SOS: Gill T won over SOS: Alabama Doink at 27:39 (Guilty Verdict) by 2.
Southwest title: SOS: Irma Gerd outmuscled SOS: El Hijo Del Harambe at 28:33 (Irma Genius) by 4.
Main event: SOS: Gill T decked SOS: El Hijo Del Harambe at 42:16 (Guilty Verdict) by 4. |
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| Card 11: Held in Munich (Attendance: 5,789) |
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CURE/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson defeated HERO: Murder Chef G-Unit Ramsay at 27:04 (Cobra Clutch) by 2.
SOS: Lifeguard Daron bested HERO: Yohm Ahma at 29:08 (High Tide) by 5.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia bested Mama June in 6 at 4:01 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 107.
HERO: Bad Norman destroyed Drita D'Avanzo in 6 at 6:59 (European Uppercut) by 82.
HERO: Bad Norman decked Fallen Paparazzi #1 in 6 at 1:36 (European Uppercut) by 127.
SOS: Lifeguard Daron destroyed CURE/CTI: Bootylicious at 28:24 (High Tide) by 5.
SOS: Gill T won over HERO: Runner Downe at 17:36 (Guilty Verdict) by 7.
Main event: SOS: Gill T won over SOS: Beaver Boy Krunk at 19:30 (Guilty Verdict) by 7. |
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| Card 12: Held in Milan (Attendance: 15,214) |
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HERO: Murder Chef G-Unit Ramsay tied SOS: Dr. Steve Brule at 5:18 (Double Count Out).
HERO: Bad Norman overpowered Hugh Grant in 6 at 1:08 (European Uppercut) by 102.
SOS: The Duves of Hurl over Mama June in 1 at 7:12 (Count Out).
CURE/VD: Chlamydia beat Drita D'Avanzo in 6 at 4:35 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 85.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia overpowered Fallen Paparazzi #1 in 6 at 2:56 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 130.
HERO: Murder Chef Wolfgang Punk decked CURE/CTI: Family Jewels at 29:29 (The Knife's Edge) by 2.
SOS: Gill T pinned SOS: Oddly Muscular Garfield at 27:09 (Guilty Verdict) by 4.
Main event: SOS: Gill T overpowered SOS: Big Chungus at 45:37 (Guilty Verdict) by 5. |
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| Card 13: Held in Malta (Attendance: 14,227) |
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HERO: Murder Chef G-Unit Ramsay bested HERO: Davey Jameis at 28:21 (It's Burnt!) by 1.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia defeated Hugh Grant in 6 at 4:10 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 105.
HERO: Bad Norman won over Richard Hatch in 6 at 1:27 (European Uppercut) by 116.
SOS: The Duves of Hurl pinned Drita D'Avanzo in 6 at 1:41 (Chickenwing) by 83.
SOS: The Duves of Hurl pinned Fallen Paparazzi #1 in 6 at 1:37 (Chickenwing) by 128.
CURE/VD: Norovirus decked SOS: Dr. Steve Brule at 29:08 (Backbreaker) by 1.
SOS: LE Williams drew SOS: Preston James at 6:27 (Double Disqualification).
Main event: SOS: Gill T overpowered CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster at 29:52 (Guilty Verdict) by 5. |
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| Card 14: Held in Fort Smith (Attendance: 18,008) |
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SOS: Gill T outmuscled HERO: Murder Chef G-Unit Ramsay at 27:30 (Guilty Verdict) by 4 (non-title).
SOS: The Duves of Hurl annihilated Hugh Grant in 6 at 3:06 (Chickenwing) by 103.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia outmuscled Richard Hatch in 6 at 0:32 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 119.
SOS: Preston James bested SOS: Glen Tennis at 29:37 (Prank Call) by 5.
HERO: Bad Norman over Martin Van Buren in 2 at 10:03 (Disqualification: pushed ref).
SOS: Gill T outmuscled CURE/CTI: Gynecologists at 29:20 (Guilty Verdict) by 4.
HERO: Murder Chef Wolfgang Punk overpowered SOS: Tairy Greene at 29:58 (The Knife's Edge) by 2.
Main event: SOS: Gill T destroyed CURE/VD: The Speckled Monster at 27:28 (Guilty Verdict) by 5. |
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| Card 15: Held in Quebec (Attendance: 10,139) |
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HERO: Murder Chef G-Unit Ramsay outmuscled CURE/VD: Chlamydia at 29:47 (It's Burnt!) by 1.
HERO: Bad Norman beat Lil' Baby in 6 at 3:02 (European Uppercut) by 97.
HERO: Ahmana Rolle bested Richard Hatch in 6 at 2:16 (Back Elbow Smash) by 112 (non-title).
HERO: Bad Norman pinned Fred Merkle in 6 at 5:27 (European Uppercut) by 84.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia defeated Martin Van Buren in 6 at 5:39 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 91.
SOS: Preston James overpowered CURE/CTI: Rectal at 29:02 (Prank Call) by 5.
SOS: Lifeguard Daron overpowered SOS: Trash Dove at 29:33 (High Tide) by 5.
Main event: SOS: Gill T overpowered CURE/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson at 39:03 (Guilty Verdict) by 2. |
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| Card 16: Held in Basel (Attendance: 11,489) |
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SOS: Lifeguard Daron pinned HERO: Murder Chef G-Unit Ramsay at 29:42 (High Tide) by 2.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia destroyed Lil' Baby in 6 at 1:38 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 100.
SOS: The Duves of Hurl outmuscled Richard Hatch in 6 at 4:17 (Chickenwing) by 117.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia outmuscled Fred Merkle in 6 at 6:00 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 87.
SOS: The Duves of Hurl over Martin Van Buren in 2 at 3:57 (Disqualification: used belt to hit opponent).
SOS: Lifeguard Daron defeated SOS: Garth String at 29:38 (High Tide) by 3.
SOS: Preston James overpowered SOS: Taquito at 29:47 (Prank Call) by 2.
Main event: SOS: Gill T overpowered CURE/VD: Gone Aria at 32:50 (Guilty Verdict) by 5. |
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| Card 17: Held in Bari (Attendance: 12,170) |
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SOS: Preston James beat HERO: Murder Chef G-Unit Ramsay at 27:56 (Prank Call) by 2.
SOS: The Duves of Hurl defeated Lil' Baby in 6 at 3:47 (Chickenwing) by 98.
Rocky Mountains title: SOS: Zitz pinned SOS: Dr. Steve Brule at 27:47 (Zigga Zig Ah) by 4.
SOS: The Duves of Hurl beat Fred Merkle in 12 at 1:47 (Brainbuster) by 168.
SOS: Gill T destroyed SOS: Steve Mahanahan at 29:08 (Guilty Verdict) by 4.
HERO: Murder Chef Bobby Slay tied SOS: Gill T at 2:42 (No Contest).
HERO: Jack Tupp drew SOS: El Hijo Del Harambe (Time Limit). |
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| Card 18: Held in Amsterdam (Attendance: 18,801) |
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HERO: Murder Chef G-Unit Ramsay destroyed CURE/VD: The Speckled Monster at 27:22 (It's Burnt!) by 1.
HERO: Mark Mywards annihilated SOS: Grum at 29:58 (You Will Rule) by 4.
HERO: Bad Norman pinned Andy Herren in 6 at 2:47 (European Uppercut) by 121.
HERO: Bad Norman decked Chris Webber in 6 at 2:59 (European Uppercut) by 95.
HERO: Murder Chef Wolfgang Punk defeated SOS: Chonky Cat Oh Lawd He Comin' at 17:56 (The Knife's Edge) by 7.
SOS: Preston James beat SOS: Gary String at 29:05 (Prank Call) by 3.
HERO: Murder Chef Wolfgang Punk defeated SOS: James Quall at 28:39 (The Knife's Edge) by 5. |
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| Card 19: Held in Echo (Attendance: 15,049) |
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SOS: Lifeguard Wade decked HERO: Murder Chef G-Unit Ramsay at 29:05 (Rip Current) by 2.
HERO: Bad Norman overpowered Vanilla Ice in 6 at 2:34 (European Uppercut) by 126.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia over Andy Herren in 1 at 5:44 (Count Out).
CURE/VD: Chlamydia won over Chris Webber in 6 at 5:39 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 98.
SOS: Big Chungus drew HERO: Davey Jameis at 3:20 (Double Count Out).
SOS: Tayne drew SOS: Preston James at 3:36 (Double Count Out).
HERO: Blue J. Foyt* and SOS: Trash Dove outmuscled HERO: Runner Downe and Rubber Downe* at 12:31 (Hoity Foyty) by 13. |
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| Card 20: Held in Back of the Yards (Attendance: 18,402) |
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HERO: Murder Chef Wolfgang Punk overpowered HERO: Murder Chef G-Unit Ramsay at 28:00 (The Knife's Edge) by 4.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia outmuscled Vanilla Ice in 6 at 1:31 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 129.
SOS: The Duves of Hurl won over Andy Herren in 6 at 1:57 (Chickenwing) by 122.
SOS: The Duves of Hurl annihilated Chris Webber in 6 at 2:27 (Chickenwing) by 96.
HERO: Bad Norman won over Ross Perot in 6 at 1:18 (European Uppercut) by 119.
East Coast title: SOS: Lust pinned SOS: Lifeguard Daron at 29:30 (Sudden Attraction) by 1.
TV Tag-team titles: HERO: Lark Martin* and SOS: Oddly Muscular Garfield defeated HERO: Runner Downe and Rubber Downe* at 13:46 (Lark the Angels Sing) by 17. |
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| Card 21: Held in Lynchburg (Attendance: 9,232) |
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HERO: Murder Chef G-Unit Ramsay overpowered CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster at 28:35 (It's Burnt!) by 1.
SOS: The Duves of Hurl beat Vanilla Ice in 6 at 2:20 (Chickenwing) by 127.
HERO: Bad Norman won over Josh Duggar in 6 at 1:35 (European Uppercut) by 85.
HERO: Bad Norman overpowered Leon Lett in 6 at 6:26 (European Uppercut) by 94.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia bested Ross Perot in 6 at 2:33 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 122.
SOS: Celery Man drew SOS: Lifeguard Daron (Time Limit).
HERO: Quail Earnhardt* and SOS: Crawleb Caydad pinned HERO: Runner Downe and Rubber Downe* at 17:58 (Intimidation Tactic) by 11. |
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| Card 22: Held in Hermosillo (Attendance: 12,639) |
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SOS: Scott Commodity pinned HERO: Murder Chef G-Unit Ramsay at 28:23 (Hey-Lo) by 1.
HERO: Murder Chef Wolfgang Punk defeated SOS: Crawleb Caydad at 19:11 (The Knife's Edge) by 7.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia destroyed Josh Duggar in 6 at 4:26 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 88.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia bested Leon Lett in 6 at 6:47 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 97.
SOS: The Duves of Hurl pinned Ross Perot in 6 at 4:07 (Chickenwing) by 120.
SOS: Gill T destroyed SOS: Spagett at 29:42 (Guilty Verdict) by 4.
CURE/VD: Tonsillitis and CURE/CTI: Rectal* defeated HERO: Hunter Downe and Hoser Downe* at 23:05 (Cobra Clutch) by 9. |
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| Battle Royal: Held in Philadelphia (Attendance: 9,127) |
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SOS: Crawleb Caydad collected $1,000 when he was thrown outside the ring by SOS: Jim Joe Kelly.
HERO: Crawdad Overlord made $1,100 after SOS: Oddly Muscular Garfield and SOS: Jim Joe Kelly hurled him out.
SOS: Chonky Cat Oh Lawd He Comin' won $1,200 after getting thrown onto the announcer's table by SOS: Glen Tennis.
SOS: Glen Tennis gained $1,300 when he was flung outside the ring by SOS: Jim Joe Kelly.
SOS: Jim Joe Kelly got $1,400 in imaginary money after he got thrown outside the ring by SOS: Oddly Muscular Garfield.
SOS: Oddly Muscular Garfield received $1,500 when SOS: Oderous Otolaryngologist Ernost Earwax threw him out.
SOS: Oderous Otolaryngologist Ernost Earwax won the COL battle royal and the $40,000 purse. |
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