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EVIL CLOWN LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #453 -- SPRING 2024 |
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| Card 1: Held in Montgomery (Attendance: 433) |
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Southwest title: SOS/ARMY: Manslaughter destroyed RFD: Killer Kyle Carnage at 17:09 (Chokeslam to Hell) by 6 (Guest Referee: The Shmoe).
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale beat Chuckles the Sensitive Clown in 6 at 2:46 (Chickenwing) by 108.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale won over Gregory the Gigantic in 6 at 7:54 (Chickenwing) by 71.
SOS/ARMY: Craile tied RFD: The Roanoke Rottweiler (Time Limit).
RFD: The Roanoke Rottweiler decked CURE: Dream Denied at 27:02 (Slingshot Suplex) by 4.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: Craile bested SOS/ARMY: "Bloodletter" Xeno X-Rod Rodriguez at 31:00 (Morose DDT) by 1. |
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| Card 2: Held in Paris (Attendance: 877) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Alley Cat" Ray-Ray Jackson won over RFD: Sadistic Syd Slaughter at 29:47 (Kiss Pavement, Bruh!!!) by 5.
SOS/ARMY: Craile defeated RFD: Killer Kyle Carnage at 21:37 (Morose DDT) by 6 (non-title) (Guest Referee: EDGE/ROT: Disciple of Terror 14).
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale over Les S. Moore in 1 at 3:57 (Count Out).
SOS/ARMY: Craile decked Gregory the Gigantic in 6 at 5:54 (Chickenwing) by 67 (non-title).
SOS/ARMY: "Rated MA Renegade" Tyreese Crenshaw outmuscled RFD: Masked Warrior at 29:28 (For Mature Audiences Only) by 5.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: Craile annihilated SOS/ARMY: "Rated MA Renegade" Tyreese Crenshaw at 57:50 (Morose DDT) by 2. |
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| Card 3: Held in Houston (Attendance: 586) |
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East Coast title: SOS/ARMY: Craile outmuscled RFD: Sadistic Syd Slaughter at 15:27 (Morose DDT) by 9.
RFD: Killer Kyle Carnage overpowered SOS/ARMY: "Dime Piece" Midori Porter at 28:48 (Boston Crab) by 2.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale bested The Shmoe in 11 at 1:56 (Figure Four) by 135.
SOS/ARMY: Craile pinned RFD: Masked Warrior at 19:21 (Morose DDT) by 7 (non-title).
Southeast title: CURE: Cody Steel pinned RFD: Masked Warrior at 21:46 (Steel Chair Shot) by 7.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: Craile annihilated RFD: Sadistic Syd Slaughter at 46:32 (Morose DDT) by 9. |
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| Card 4: Held in Bahrain (Attendance: 735) |
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COT: Super Shadow Machine outmuscled RFD: Sadistic Syd Slaughter at 16:38 (Shadowban) by 8.
SOS/ARMY: Craile pinned SOS/ARMY: "Ghetto Superstar" Shedrick Porter at 28:21 (Morose DDT) by 4.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale won over Grady Ringlebopper in 6 at 0:45 (Chickenwing) by 106.
SOS/ARMY: Craile bested RFD: Graveyard at 17:00 (Morose DDT) by 8 (non-title).
SOS/ARMY: "Rated MA Renegade" Tyreese Crenshaw annihilated RFD: Mr. Massive at 27:44 (For Mature Audiences Only) by 2.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: Craile defeated RFD: Graveyard at 16:06 (Morose DDT) by 8. |
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| Card 5: Held in Prague (Attendance: 394) |
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Mid-Atlantic title: RFD: Taxman Slash Thompson destroyed SOS/ARMY: "Fist of the Voiceless" Daryl Coleman at 17:20 (Piledriver) by 6 (Guest Referee: ACE: New Jersey Devil).
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale bested Jason Adams III in 6 at 5:02 (Chickenwing) by 94.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale beat Warren Wrassleman in 6 at 2:23 (Chickenwing) by 102.
RFD: Masked Hound Spike decked SOS/ARMY: Craile at 29:19 (Landslide) by 1.
RFD: Masked Hound Spike beat CURE: Forgiven Faith at 28:47 (Landslide) by 4.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: Craile outmuscled SOS/ARMY: "Fist of the Voiceless" Daryl Coleman at 38:23 (Morose DDT) by 4. |
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| Card 6: Held in Calais (Attendance: 839) |
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COT: Miniscule Machine destroyed SOS/ARMY: "Fist of the Voiceless" Daryl Coleman at 29:28 (Very Small Package) by 2.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale decked The Extraordinary Mr. Pinfall in 6 at 2:49 (Chickenwing) by 78.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale decked The Shamemonger in 6 at 1:42 (Chickenwing) by 101.
RFD: The Roanoke Rottweiler decked SOS/ARMY: "Ladies' Man" Toad Porter at 27:42 (Slingshot Suplex) by 5.
Central Plains title: CURE: Shawn Steel won over SOS/ARMY: "Rated MA Renegade" Tyreese Crenshaw at 27:28 (Boston Crab) by 3.
Main event: RFD: The Roanoke Rottweiler tied SOS/ARMY: Craile at 6:53 (Double Disqualification). |
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| Card 7: Held in Barbours Cut (Attendance: 397) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Fist of the Voiceless" Daryl Coleman tied RFD: Sgt. Slammer at 6:36 (No Contest).
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale decked Sir Losealot in 6 at 5:37 (Chickenwing) by 93.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale decked Joey W. in 10 at 2:07 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 101.
COT: Super Fast Machine pinned SOS/ARMY: "Bloodletter" Xeno X-Rod Rodriguez at 28:44 (Super Fast Count) by 2 (non-title).
CURE: Shawn Steel won over RFD: Mauler at 20:43 (Boston Crab) by 6 (Guest Referee: Earl of Mobsters).
Main event: RFD: Masked Hound Spike pinned SOS/ARMY: Craile at 55:34 (Landslide) by 1. |
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| Card 8: Held in Sandusky (Attendance: 688) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Fist of the Voiceless" Daryl Coleman tied RFD: Mr. Massive at 6:56 (Double Disqualification).
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale over Zachary Blast in 2 at 3:47 (Disqualification: used rope to choke).
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale over SOS/IND: Juan Howard in 11 at 7:48 (Count Out).
SOS/ARMY: "Bloodletter" Xeno X-Rod Rodriguez overpowered Les S. Moore in 6 at 3:45 (Chickenwing) by 89 (non-title).
SOS/ARMY: "Rated MA Renegade" Tyreese Crenshaw pinned RFD: The Impostor at 24:18 (For Mature Audiences Only) by 7.
Main event: CURE: Shawn Steel drew RFD: Masked Hound Spike at 5:24 (Double Disqualification). |
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| Card 9: Held in Hermosillo (Attendance: 427) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Fist of the Voiceless" Daryl Coleman annihilated CURE: Mr. Eaves at 22:02 (Taped Fist Knockout) by 8.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale decked Kongaroo in 10 at 0:28 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 125.
CURE: Shawn Steel destroyed RFD: Razor at 28:38 (Boston Crab) by 1.
SOS/ARMY: Zipperface beat CURE: Mike Eaves at 20:51 (No Safe-Word) by 8.
CURE: Cody Steel beat SOS/ARMY: "Rated MA Renegade" Tyreese Crenshaw at 27:33 (Steel Chair Shot) by 2.
Main event: RFD: Masked Hound Spike outmuscled RFD: Masked Warrior at 31:08 (Landslide) by 8. |
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| Card 10: Held in Cincinnati (Attendance: 389) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Fist of the Voiceless" Daryl Coleman bested RFD: Mauler at 28:02 (Taped Fist Knockout) by 1.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale over COT: So-So Machine in 12 at 5:18 (Count Out).
SOS/ARMY: "South Side" Reggie Brown pinned RFD: Masked Warrior at 29:24 (Mild Sauce Drop) by 2.
SOS/ARMY: Zipperface drew RFD: Masked Hound Spike at 3:42 (No Contest).
COT: Miniscule Machine, Super Shadow Machine, and Super Fast Machine* outmuscled COT: So-So Machine, Low Quality Machine, and Pretty Good Machine* in 7 at 17:24 (Headlock) by 7.
Main event: RFD: Masked Hound Spike won over RFD: Killer Kyle Carnage at 29:32 (Landslide) by 7. |
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| Card 11: Held in Macao (Attendance: 983) |
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RFD: Masked Hound Spike bested SOS/ARMY: "Fist of the Voiceless" Daryl Coleman at 28:15 (Landslide) by 5.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale annihilated COT: Low Quality Machine at 10:49 (Guerrilla Press Tombstone) by 25.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks defeated RFD: Graveyard at 28:54 (Respeck This!) by 2.
SOS/ARMY: Zipperface defeated RFD: Fang at 27:04 (No Safe-Word) by 1.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: Zipperface drew RFD: Masked Hound Spike at 8:05 (No Contest). |
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| Card 12: Held in Gadsden (Attendance: 617) |
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SOS/ARMY: Zipperface decked RFD: Saberclaw at 18:25 (No Safe-Word) by 7.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale over COT: Pretty Good Machine at 1:11 (Disqualification: manager in ring).
SOS/ARMY: Craile pinned SOS/ARMY: Graft the Pyromaniac at 27:27 (Morose DDT) by 1.
CURE: Shawn Steel pinned SOS/ARMY: The Gimp at 27:58 (Boston Crab) by 1.
Main event: RFD: Masked Hound Spike destroyed SOS/ARMY: "Violent Breed" Bobby Colfax at 59:03 (Landslide) by 3. |
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| Card 13: Held in Las Vegas (Attendance: 642) |
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CURE: Shawn Steel beat RFD: Saberclaw at 19:55 (Boston Crab) by 7.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale over Horatio Thunderbelly in 2 at 29:38 (Count Out).
TV title: SOS/ARMY: The Deranged Mechanic decked SOS/ARMY: Craile at 29:04 (Deranged Dreams) by 1.
Great Lakes title: COT: Miniscule Machine outmuscled RFD: Graveyard at 18:32 (Very Small Package) by 6 (Guest Referee: Horatio Thunderbelly).
Main event: SOS/ARMY: "Urban American Dream" Leon Walls bested RFD: Masked Hound Spike at 40:08 (Livin' Da Dream) by 3. |
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| Card 14: Held in Fairbanks (Attendance: 993) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale bested The Westfield Strangler in 8 at 2:10 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 106.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale decked The Human Pretzel in 6 at 6:19 (Chickenwing) by 96.
SOS/ARMY: Craile beat SOS/ARMY: The Wreckage at 28:04 (Morose DDT) by 1.
COT: Super Shadow Machine annihilated SOS/ARMY: "Rated MA Renegade" Tyreese Crenshaw at 29:00 (Shadowban) by 1.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: "Urban American Dream" Leon Walls overpowered SOS/ARMY: "The Homeless Savior" Jesse Christopher at 51:26 (Livin' Da Dream) by 1. |
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| Card 15: Held in Lincoln (Attendance: 476) |
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CURE: Shawn Steel defeated SOS/ARMY: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar at 29:12 (Boston Crab) by 4.
RFD: The Roanoke Rottweiler annihilated SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale at 28:14 (Slingshot Suplex) by 3.
COT: Super Fast Machine bested SOS/ARMY: Craile at 29:11 (Super Fast Count) by 1 (non-title).
RFD: Bad Street Marcus Brown defeated SOS/ARMY: "Rated MA Renegade" Tyreese Crenshaw at 29:45 (Bad Street Blast) by 1.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: Death Gambler bested SOS/ARMY: "Urban American Dream" Leon Walls at 43:35 (Rollin' Dice DVD) by 1. |
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| Battle Royal: Held in Birmingham (Attendance: 317) |
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SOS/ARMY: "South Side" Reggie Brown gained $1,000 in imaginary earnings when he got thrown between the ropes by CURE: Mike Eaves.
COT: Super Shadow Machine was given $1,100 when he got flipped out by CURE: Dream Denied.
CURE: Cody Steel was given $1,200 after CURE: Mike Eaves and CURE: Forgiven Faith hurled him onto the apron.
CURE: Dream Denied made $1,300 in imaginary money when COT: Miniscule Machine threw him into his manager at ringside.
COT: Miniscule Machine and SOS/ARMY: Manslaughter snatched $1,400 and $1,500 in imaginary earnings, respectively, when both were tossed outside the ring by COT: Super Fast Machine.
COT: Super Fast Machine was awarded $1,600 when he got thrown into his manager at ringside by CURE: Forgiven Faith.
CURE: Mr. Eaves snatched $1,700 when he got flung out by CURE: Shawn Steel.
CURE: Mike Eaves won $1,800 when CURE: Shawn Steel tossed him onto the concrete floor.
CURE: Shawn Steel received $1,900 in imaginary earnings after being catapulted into the audience by CURE: Forgiven Faith.
CURE: Forgiven Faith won the ECL battle royal and the $30,000 prize. |
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