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FINAL IMPACT LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #22 -- SPRING 2024 |
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| Card 1: Held in Wheeling (Attendance: 32,891) |
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SOS: "Hardknocks" Diamond SQ overpowered The Friendly Commode in 6 at 5:20 (Ankle Lock) by 64.
SOS: "Hardknocks" Diamond SQ annihilated Jerrad Simpson in 6 at 4:53 (Ankle Lock) by 110.
SOS: TESD Bry over Melissa Lax in 1 at 4:56 (Count Out).
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook bested Blackeye Betsy in 6 at 1:14 (Ankle Lock) by 111.
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook pinned IWA's Favorite Loser in 6 at 4:34 (Ankle Lock) by 106.
COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister beat Razor Kitty in 6 at 0:37 (Hammerlock) by 131 (non-title).
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook over Holly Hollister in 1 at 6:26 (Count Out).
SOS: Dos-Puncher destroyed AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. at 28:20 (Figure Four) by 2 (non-title).
Main event: COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister destroyed COT/PPA: Deacon Leroy at 31:02 (The Good Book) by 4. |
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| Card 2: Held in Red Hook (Attendance: 31,047) |
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SOS: TESD Bry pinned The Friendly Commode in 6 at 4:29 (Ankle Lock) by 65.
SOS: TESD Bry destroyed Jerrad Simpson in 6 at 2:07 (Ankle Lock) by 111.
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook over Melissa Lax in 1 at 1:04 (Count Out).
AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. overpowered Blackeye Betsy in 6 at 3:38 (Hammerlock) by 117.
AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. decked IWA's Favorite Loser in 6 at 1:58 (Hammerlock) by 112.
SOS: TESD Walt pinned Razor Kitty in 6 at 2:27 (Ankle Lock) by 125.
James "Garriot" Gray bested Kimbra Coleleak in 6 at 0:47 (Hammerlock) by 105.
AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. pinned SOS: TESD Walt at 19:15 (JR's REVENGE) by 7.
Main event: COT/PPA: Deacon Elroy outmuscled COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister at 38:10 (Deacon's Mallet) by 3. |
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| Card 3: Held in Basel (Attendance: 28,154) |
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SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook pinned The Friendly Commode in 6 at 5:15 (Ankle Lock) by 65.
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook outmuscled Jerrad Simpson in 6 at 3:52 (Ankle Lock) by 111.
AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. over Melissa Lax in 1 at 5:40 (Count Out).
COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister bested Blackeye Betsy in 6 at 1:33 (Hammerlock) by 116 (non-title).
COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister decked IWA's Favorite Loser in 6 at 0:41 (Hammerlock) by 111 (non-title).
SOS: "Hardknocks" Diamond SQ pinned Joan Myrats in 6 at 3:50 (Ankle Lock) by 99.
SOS: TESD Bry defeated Chloe Jorgenson in 6 at 3:37 (Ankle Lock) by 80.
James "Garriot" Gray over VIRUS: Eron Frost in 10 at 6:07 (Disqualification: refused to break choke).
Main event: COT/PPA: Deacon Elroy pinned AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. at 51:48 (Deacon's Mallet) by 2. |
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| Card 4: Held in Helena (Attendance: 33,345) |
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AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. decked The Friendly Commode in 6 at 7:32 (Hammerlock) by 71.
PG: Homeless Kenny decked Jerrad Simpson in 6 at 1:23 (Side Slam) by 114.
COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister over Melissa Lax in 1 at 3:33 (Count Out) (non-title).
SOS: TESD Walt destroyed Blackeye Betsy in 6 at 4:11 (Ankle Lock) by 110.
SOS: TESD Bry bested The Complainer Jeff Loserton in 6 at 6:32 (Ankle Lock) by 79.
SOS: TESD Bry outmuscled Joan Myrats in 6 at 4:46 (Ankle Lock) by 100.
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook bested Chloe Jorgenson in 6 at 1:53 (Ankle Lock) by 80.
PG: Tinkerbell bested SOS: TESD Walt at 27:39 (Fairy Dust Bomb) by 5.
Main event: Eric "All American" Fontaine drew COT/PPA: Deacon Elroy (Time Limit). |
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| Card 5: Held in Milan (Attendance: 30,030) |
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COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister outmuscled The Friendly Commode in 6 at 7:33 (Hammerlock) by 70 (non-title).
PG: Homeless Timothy defeated Jerrad Simpson in 6 at 2:26 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 114.
SOS: "Hardknocks" Diamond SQ annihilated Twinkle Toes in 6 at 5:29 (Ankle Lock) by 84.
SOS: "Hardknocks" Diamond SQ annihilated Luke Starr in 6 at 0:49 (Ankle Lock) by 110.
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook bested The Complainer Jeff Loserton in 6 at 2:23 (Ankle Lock) by 79.
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook decked Joan Myrats in 6 at 4:46 (Ankle Lock) by 100.
SOS: TESD Bry pinned Bosmeralda Queensberg in 6 at 1:48 (Ankle Lock) by 136.
PG: Sicko the Clown annihilated COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister at 27:37 (Funhouse Stunner) by 2 (non-title).
Main event: COT/PPA: Deacon Elroy bested PG: Sicko the Clown at 39:45 (Deacon's Mallet) by 1. |
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| Card 6: Held in Sacramento (Attendance: 28,828) |
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SOS: TESD Walt annihilated The Friendly Commode in 6 at 6:21 (Ankle Lock) by 64.
PG: Lance Blackwolf pinned Jerrad Simpson in 6 at 1:29 (Back Elbow Smash) by 118.
SOS: TESD Bry outmuscled Twinkle Toes in 6 at 6:39 (Ankle Lock) by 85.
SOS: TESD Bry outmuscled Luke Starr in 6 at 2:20 (Ankle Lock) by 111.
AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. destroyed The Complainer Jeff Loserton in 6 at 1:58 (Hammerlock) by 85.
AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. decked Joan Myrats in 6 at 3:47 (Hammerlock) by 106.
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook pinned Bosmeralda Queensberg in 6 at 2:50 (Ankle Lock) by 136.
James "Garriot" Gray annihilated COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister at 24:55 (Garriot Choke) by 7 (non-title).
Main event: SOS: Dos-Puncher tied COT/PPA: Deacon Elroy (Time Limit). |
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| Card 7: Held in Willowick (Attendance: 25,877) |
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SOS: "Hardknocks" Diamond SQ overpowered The Sniveling Whiner Loser McLoserton in 6 at 3:48 (Ankle Lock) by 74.
PG: The Dark Scorpion pinned Jerrad Simpson in 6 at 0:54 (Palm Strike) by 115.
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook pinned Twinkle Toes in 6 at 3:09 (Ankle Lock) by 85.
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook pinned Luke Starr in 6 at 2:40 (Ankle Lock) by 111.
COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister decked The Complainer Jeff Loserton in 6 at 2:48 (Hammerlock) by 84 (non-title).
COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister decked Joan Myrats in 6 at 3:40 (Hammerlock) by 105 (non-title).
SOS: TESD Bry decked The Final Girl Brittany Capone in 6 at 3:56 (Ankle Lock) by 99.
TV title: SOS: Dos-Puncher won over COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister at 28:23 (Figure Four) by 3.
Main event: COT/PPA: Deacon Elroy overpowered SOS: TESD Walt at 28:37 (Deacon's Mallet) by 9. |
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| Card 8: Held in Dublin (Attendance: 31,931) |
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SOS: TESD Bry beat The Sniveling Whiner Loser McLoserton in 6 at 1:44 (Ankle Lock) by 75.
PG: "The Extreme Grandma" Kathleen Sparks defeated Jerrad Simpson in 6 at 1:07 (Pumphandle Slam) by 117.
AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. annihilated Twinkle Toes in 6 at 2:29 (Hammerlock) by 91.
AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. bested Luke Starr in 6 at 4:25 (Hammerlock) by 117.
SOS: "Hardknocks" Diamond SQ outmuscled Whoberg in 6 at 3:45 (Ankle Lock) by 93.
SOS: TESD Walt annihilated Joan Myrats in 6 at 4:49 (Ankle Lock) by 99.
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook pinned The Final Girl Brittany Capone in 6 at 6:04 (Ankle Lock) by 99.
COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister outmuscled SOS: TESD Walt at 22:55 (The Good Book) by 6 (Guest Referee: Parker Miller).
Main event: COT/PPA: Deacon Elroy beat SOS: "Hardknocks" Diamond SQ at 22:25 (Deacon's Mallet) by 7. |
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| Card 9: Held in Rome (Attendance: 29,480) |
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SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook annihilated The Sniveling Whiner Loser McLoserton in 6 at 5:57 (Ankle Lock) by 75.
COT/PPA: Deacon Elroy decked Jerrad Simpson in 6 at 1:23 (Hammerlock) by 112.
COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister annihilated Twinkle Toes in 6 at 1:48 (Hammerlock) by 90 (non-title).
COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister won over Luke Starr in 6 at 4:15 (Hammerlock) by 116 (non-title).
SOS: TESD Bry bested Whoberg in 6 at 5:02 (Ankle Lock) by 94.
SOS: TESD Bry bested China Beast in 6 at 5:53 (Ankle Lock) by 85.
Eric "All American" Fontaine beat SOS: "Hardknocks" Diamond SQ at 20:05 (B & A Lock) by 7 (non-title).
SOS: TESD Q overpowered COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister at 27:27 (Cook's EDGE) by 2.
Main event: James "Garriot" Gray destroyed COT/PPA: Deacon Elroy at 53:32 (Garriot Choke) by 4. |
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| Card 10: Held in Athens (Attendance: 21,387) |
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AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. outmuscled The Sniveling Whiner Loser McLoserton in 6 at 5:15 (Hammerlock) by 81.
PG: Squishy Sabo beat Jerrad Simpson in 6 at 4:18 (Back Elbow Smash) by 116.
SOS: TESD Walt defeated Twinkle Toes in 6 at 3:26 (Ankle Lock) by 84.
SOS: TESD Walt bested Luke Starr in 6 at 3:44 (Ankle Lock) by 110.
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook outmuscled Whoberg in 6 at 5:52 (Ankle Lock) by 94.
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook defeated China Beast in 6 at 1:58 (Ankle Lock) by 85.
Eric "All American" Fontaine decked aRS: Kayden Vane at 12:01 (B & A Lock) by 24 (boxing).
PG: Sicko the Clown drew PG: Sexy Michael McAwesomeness at 2:27 (Double Count Out).
Main event: James "Garriot" Gray destroyed SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook at 27:40 (Garriot Choke) by 8. |
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| Card 11: Held in Opa-locka (Attendance: 29,714) |
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COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister annihilated The Sniveling Whiner Loser McLoserton in 6 at 6:03 (Hammerlock) by 80 (non-title).
AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. won over Jerrad Simpson in 6 at 1:32 (Hammerlock) by 117.
SOS: TESD Bry bested Sassafras in 6 at 2:00 (Ankle Lock) by 102.
SOS: TESD Bry won over Scrubs the Clown in 6 at 6:31 (Ankle Lock) by 82.
AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. defeated Whoberg in 6 at 3:22 (Hammerlock) by 100.
AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. destroyed China Beast in 6 at 3:05 (Hammerlock) by 91.
Eric "All American" Fontaine destroyed PG: The Samoan Savage Uca at 29:22 (B & A Lock) by 2.
Eric "All American" Fontaine* and PG: Sir Oliver Pumpernickel won over COT/PPA: Deacon Elroy* and Deacon Leroy at 28:16 (Fontaine Kick) by 4.
Main event: James "Garriot" Gray annihilated SOS: TESD Q at 58:38 (Garriot Choke) by 5. |
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| Card 12: Held in Indianapolis (Attendance: 32,700) |
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SOS: TESD Walt won over The Sniveling Whiner Loser McLoserton in 6 at 7:21 (Ankle Lock) by 74.
COT/PPA: Deacon Leroy bested Jerrad Simpson in 6 at 2:00 (Hammerlock) by 112 (non-title).
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook decked Sassafras in 6 at 0:38 (Ankle Lock) by 102.
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook won over Scrubs the Clown in 6 at 4:28 (Ankle Lock) by 82.
COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister pinned Whoberg in 6 at 5:00 (Hammerlock) by 99 (non-title).
COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister annihilated China Beast in 6 at 5:01 (Hammerlock) by 90 (non-title).
Eric "All American" Fontaine drew COT/PPA: Deacon Elroy (Time Limit) (non-title).
TV Tag-team titles: PG: Lance Blackwolf* and Chief Moose Crossfox over Eric "All American" Fontaine* and COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister in 13 at 3:34 (Disqualification: hidden spike).
Main event: James "Garriot" Gray defeated SOS: TESD Bry at 16:47 (Garriot Choke) by 6 (Guest Referee: Blackeye Betsy). |
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| Card 13: Held in Melbourne (Attendance: 31,381) |
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SOS: TESD Bry overpowered Crybaby Williams in 6 at 5:06 (Ankle Lock) by 85.
COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister defeated Jerrad Simpson in 6 at 4:33 (Hammerlock) by 116 (non-title).
AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. outmuscled Sassafras in 6 at 0:31 (Hammerlock) by 108.
AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. decked Scrubs the Clown in 6 at 4:24 (Hammerlock) by 88.
SOS: TESD Walt pinned Whoberg in 6 at 2:05 (Ankle Lock) by 93.
SOS: TESD Bry annihilated Paulina Jorgenson in 6 at 3:29 (Ankle Lock) by 118.
East Coast title: Eric "All American" Fontaine beat AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. at 28:04 (B & A Lock) by 2.
PG: Squishy Sabo* and Quishy Taylor over Eric "All American" Fontaine* and COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister in 13 at 29:49 (Disqualification: tied opponent up). |
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| Card 14: Held in Montgomery (Attendance: 21,056) |
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SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook overpowered Crybaby Williams in 6 at 4:03 (Ankle Lock) by 85.
SOS: TESD Walt defeated Jerrad Simpson in 6 at 3:31 (Ankle Lock) by 110.
COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister destroyed Sassafras in 6 at 0:38 (Hammerlock) by 107 (non-title).
COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister bested Scrubs the Clown in 6 at 2:24 (Hammerlock) by 87 (non-title).
SOS: TESD Bry decked Jaxon Whatterson in 6 at 7:06 (Ankle Lock) by 66.
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook beat Paulina Jorgenson in 6 at 4:11 (Ankle Lock) by 118.
Eric "All American" Fontaine overpowered COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister at 28:25 (B & A Lock) by 3.
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook and AOD: Michael Martin, Jr.* pinned COT/PPA: Deacon Elroy* and Deacon Leroy at 16:26 (JR's REVENGE) by 6 (Guest Referee: Suzie Blackfart). |
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| Card 15: Held in New Philadelphia (Attendance: 28,891) |
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AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. overpowered Crybaby Williams in 6 at 1:51 (Hammerlock) by 91.
SOS: TESD Bry destroyed Travis McQ in 6 at 6:24 (Ankle Lock) by 70.
SOS: "Hardknocks" Diamond SQ decked Mrs. Jobber in 6 at 3:44 (Ankle Lock) by 89.
SOS: "Hardknocks" Diamond SQ over Ox Hart in 1 at 10:04 (Disqualification: tied opponent up).
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook decked Jaxon Whatterson in 6 at 3:47 (Ankle Lock) by 66.
COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister beat Paulina Jorgenson in 6 at 1:19 (Hammerlock) by 123 (non-title).
Eric "All American" Fontaine won over PG: Sicko the Clown at 27:19 (B & A Lock) by 1 (non-title).
PG: Lance Blackwolf and Chief Moose Crossfox* outmuscled COT/PPA: Deacon Elroy* and Deacon Leroy in 6 at 14:46 (Fallaway Slam) by 13. |
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| Card 16: Held in Las Vegas (Attendance: 32,969) |
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COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister won over Crybaby Williams in 6 at 5:02 (Hammerlock) by 90 (non-title).
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook destroyed Travis McQ in 6 at 5:39 (Ankle Lock) by 70.
SOS: TESD Bry annihilated Mrs. Jobber in 6 at 5:24 (Ankle Lock) by 90.
SOS: TESD Bry over Ox Hart in 1 at 5:08 (Disqualification: hit ref).
AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. beat Jaxon Whatterson in 6 at 6:21 (Hammerlock) by 72.
SOS: "Hardknocks" Diamond SQ over Samantha the Unwise in 1 at 7:20 (Disqualification: hit opponent with microphone).
James "Garriot" Gray beat Eric "All American" Fontaine at 29:58 (Garriot Choke) by 4 (non-title).
COT/PPA: Deacon Elroy* and Deacon Leroy tied Eric "All American" Fontaine* and COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister at 6:04 (No Contest). |
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| Card 17: Held in Shannon (Attendance: 28,915) |
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SOS: "Hardknocks" Diamond SQ over Losing Streak #1 in 1 at 3:56 (Count Out).
AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. defeated Travis McQ in 6 at 3:35 (Hammerlock) by 76.
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook pinned Mrs. Jobber in 6 at 2:49 (Ankle Lock) by 90.
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook over Ox Hart in 1 at 9:46 (Disqualification: used brass knuckles).
COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister outmuscled Jaxon Whatterson in 6 at 5:55 (Hammerlock) by 71 (non-title).
SOS: TESD Bry over Samantha the Unwise in 1 at 2:30 (Disqualification: loaded elbow pad).
Eric "All American" Fontaine drew SOS: Dos-Puncher at 14:48 (Double Count Out).
League Tag-team titles: PG: Squishy Sabo and Quishy Taylor* over COT/PPA: Deacon Elroy* and Deacon Leroy in 9 at 28:32 (Disqualification: loaded elbow pad). |
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| Card 18: Held in Greensboro (Attendance: 30,207) |
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SOS: TESD Bry over Losing Streak #1 in 1 at 17:27 (Count Out).
COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister annihilated Travis McQ in 6 at 4:45 (Hammerlock) by 75 (non-title).
AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. beat Mrs. Jobber in 6 at 4:09 (Hammerlock) by 96.
AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. over Ox Hart in 1 at 3:52 (Disqualification: tied opponent up).
SOS: TESD Bry defeated Ugly Woman in 6 at 5:42 (Ankle Lock) by 98.
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook over Samantha the Unwise in 1 at 14:05 (Disqualification: refused to break choke).
Eric "All American" Fontaine won over SOS: TESD Walt at 16:29 (B & A Lock) by 9 (non-title).
PG: Homeless Kenny, Homeless Timothy*, and Homeless Matthew destroyed The Friendly Commode*, Whoberg, and Joan Myrats in 6 at 5:45 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 69. |
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| Card 19: Held in El Paso (Attendance: 30,112) |
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SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook over Losing Streak #1 in 1 at 2:06 (Count Out).
SOS: TESD Bry won over Nopers McGee in 6 at 1:56 (Ankle Lock) by 107.
COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister overpowered Mrs. Jobber in 6 at 6:57 (Hammerlock) by 95 (non-title).
COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister over Ox Hart in 1 at 7:14 (Disqualification: used brass knuckles) (non-title).
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook defeated Ugly Woman in 6 at 2:49 (Ankle Lock) by 98.
AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. over Samantha the Unwise in 1 at 27:52 (Disqualification: manager in ring).
COT/PPA: Deacon Elroy overpowered SOS: "Hardknocks" Diamond SQ at 23:38 (Deacon's Mallet) by 7 (non-title).
TV Six-man titles: SOS: "Hardknocks" Diamond SQ, PG: Sir Oliver Pumpernickel*, and AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. decked Losing Streak #1*, Losing Streak #2, and Jerrad Simpson in 6 at 1:48 (Chickenwing) by 84. |
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| Card 20: Held in Calcutta (Attendance: 32,758) |
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AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. over Losing Streak #1 in 1 at 7:07 (Count Out).
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook destroyed Nopers McGee in 6 at 0:32 (Ankle Lock) by 107.
SOS: TESD Walt annihilated Mrs. Jobber in 6 at 3:22 (Ankle Lock) by 89.
SOS: TESD Walt over Ox Hart in 1 at 10:59 (Disqualification: hidden spike).
COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister annihilated Ugly Woman in 6 at 1:12 (Hammerlock) by 103 (non-title).
COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister over Samantha the Unwise in 1 at 4:17 (Disqualification: hit ref) (non-title).
AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. won over SOS: "Hardknocks" Diamond SQ at 27:36 (JR's REVENGE) by 5.
Eric "All American" Fontaine*, SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook, and AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. overpowered Losing Streak #2, IWA Security Guard*, and Jerrad Simpson in 6 at 4:22 (Chickenwing) by 84. |
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| Card 21: Held in Crete (Attendance: 32,256) |
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COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister over Losing Streak #1 in 1 at 4:09 (Count Out) (non-title).
AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. destroyed Nopers McGee in 6 at 2:48 (Hammerlock) by 113.
SOS: "Hardknocks" Diamond SQ outmuscled Geraldine Lee in 6 at 5:31 (Ankle Lock) by 87.
SOS: "Hardknocks" Diamond SQ overpowered The Fartman Joey Gas in 6 at 3:09 (Ankle Lock) by 118.
SOS: TESD Bry over Josie Puckerton in 2 at 2:49 (Disqualification: hit ref).
SOS: TESD Bry pinned Mike Fail in 6 at 2:42 (Ankle Lock) by 86.
COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister overpowered SOS: "Hardknocks" Diamond SQ at 27:49 (The Good Book) by 4.
PG: Homeless Kenny, Homeless Timothy*, and Homeless Matthew beat Losing Streak #2, IWA Security Guard*, and Jerrad Simpson in 6 at 6:46 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 83. |
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| Card 22: Held in Augusta (Attendance: 27,728) |
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SOS: TESD Walt over Losing Streak #1 in 1 at 18:37 (Count Out).
COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister decked Nopers McGee in 6 at 1:52 (Hammerlock) by 112 (non-title).
SOS: TESD Bry destroyed Geraldine Lee in 6 at 2:36 (Ankle Lock) by 88.
SOS: TESD Bry overpowered The Fartman Joey Gas in 6 at 2:41 (Ankle Lock) by 119.
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook over Josie Puckerton in 2 at 10:04 (Disqualification: tied opponent up).
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook destroyed Mike Fail in 6 at 6:13 (Ankle Lock) by 86.
West Coast title: PG: Chief Moose Crossfox bested SOS: "Hardknocks" Diamond SQ at 24:01 (The Headbuster) by 7.
COT/PPA: Deacon Elroy*, Deacon Leroy, and The Menacing Minister destroyed Losing Streak #2, IWA Security Guard*, and Jerrad Simpson in 6 at 6:05 (Hammerlock) by 76. |
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| Card 23: Held in Meridian (Attendance: 30,519) |
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SOS: "Hardknocks" Diamond SQ overpowered Losing Streak #2 in 6 at 4:39 (Ankle Lock) by 109.
SOS: "Hardknocks" Diamond SQ annihilated Mr. Jobber in 6 at 4:21 (Ankle Lock) by 115.
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook beat Geraldine Lee in 6 at 2:05 (Ankle Lock) by 88.
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook pinned The Fartman Joey Gas in 6 at 2:32 (Ankle Lock) by 119.
AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. defeated Josie Puckerton in 6 at 7:01 (Hammerlock) by 67.
SOS: TESD Bry bested The High Stacks Loser in 6 at 2:40 (Ankle Lock) by 86.
PG: Homeless Matthew won over SOS: "Hardknocks" Diamond SQ at 29:17 (Homeless D) by 5.
PG: Homeless Kenny, Homeless Timothy*, and Homeless Matthew beat Eric "All American" Fontaine*, SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook, and PG: Sir Oliver Pumpernickel at 15:49 (Homeless D) by 11. |
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| Card 24: Held in Edmonton (Attendance: 25,846) |
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SOS: TESD Bry pinned Losing Streak #2 in 6 at 1:44 (Ankle Lock) by 110.
SOS: TESD Bry destroyed Mr. Jobber in 6 at 1:18 (Ankle Lock) by 116.
AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. overpowered Geraldine Lee in 6 at 2:07 (Hammerlock) by 94.
AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. won over The Fartman Joey Gas in 6 at 0:49 (Hammerlock) by 125.
COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister outmuscled Josie Puckerton in 6 at 6:45 (Hammerlock) by 66 (non-title).
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook bested The High Stacks Loser in 6 at 6:24 (Ankle Lock) by 86.
SOS: TESD Bry pinned COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister at 29:00 (Figure Four) by 1.
PG: Homeless Kenny, Homeless Timothy*, and Homeless Matthew defeated Eric "All American" Fontaine*, SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook, and AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. at 20:48 (Homeless D) by 7. |
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| Card 25: Held in Brooklyn (Attendance: 25,711) |
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SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook decked Losing Streak #2 in 6 at 0:30 (Ankle Lock) by 110.
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook destroyed Mr. Jobber in 6 at 3:44 (Ankle Lock) by 116.
COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister overpowered Geraldine Lee in 6 at 5:50 (Hammerlock) by 93 (non-title).
COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister pinned The Fartman Joey Gas in 6 at 2:39 (Hammerlock) by 124 (non-title).
SOS: TESD Bry outmuscled Suzie Blackfart in 6 at 5:47 (Ankle Lock) by 88.
SOS: TESD Bry overpowered The Rest Stop Jobber in 6 at 5:55 (Ankle Lock) by 76.
COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister beat SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook at 28:16 (The Good Book) by 1.
PG: Homeless Kenny, Homeless Timothy*, and Homeless Matthew over COT/PPA: Deacon Elroy, Deacon Leroy, and The Menacing Minister* at 4:30 (Disqualification: nail file). |
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| Card 26: Held in Seattle (Attendance: 27,000) |
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COT/PPA: Deacon Elroy over Losing Streak #2 in 1 at 5:37 (Disqualification: razor in boot).
AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. beat Mr. Jobber in 6 at 0:30 (Hammerlock) by 122.
SOS: TESD Walt outmuscled Geraldine Lee in 6 at 3:06 (Ankle Lock) by 87.
SOS: TESD Walt destroyed The Fartman Joey Gas in 6 at 4:17 (Ankle Lock) by 118.
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook overpowered Suzie Blackfart in 6 at 5:03 (Ankle Lock) by 88.
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook overpowered The Rest Stop Jobber in 6 at 2:38 (Ankle Lock) by 76.
AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. overpowered PG: Motormouth Brodie Piper at 29:00 (JR's REVENGE) by 1. |
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| Card 27: Held in Orange Beach (Attendance: 33,911) |
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AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. beat Losing Streak #2 in 6 at 4:22 (Hammerlock) by 116.
COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister beat Mr. Jobber in 6 at 2:24 (Hammerlock) by 121 (non-title).
SOS: TESD Bry beat Teresa Patterson in 6 at 3:23 (Ankle Lock) by 90.
SOS: "Hardknocks" Diamond SQ pinned Parker Miller in 6 at 5:30 (Ankle Lock) by 91.
AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. beat Suzie Blackfart in 6 at 5:52 (Hammerlock) by 94.
AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. decked The Rest Stop Jobber in 6 at 3:07 (Hammerlock) by 82.
COT/PPA: Deacon Elroy pinned PG: Sir Oliver Pumpernickel at 28:23 (Deacon's Mallet) by 2. |
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| Card 28: Held in Vienna (Attendance: 27,690) |
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COT/PPA: Deacon Leroy won over Losing Streak #2 in 6 at 0:55 (Hammerlock) by 111 (non-title).
SOS: TESD Walt outmuscled Mr. Jobber in 6 at 2:28 (Ankle Lock) by 115.
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook outmuscled Teresa Patterson in 6 at 1:41 (Ankle Lock) by 90.
SOS: TESD Bry won over Parker Miller in 6 at 3:59 (Ankle Lock) by 92.
COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister defeated Suzie Blackfart in 6 at 1:41 (Hammerlock) by 93 (non-title).
COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister pinned The Rest Stop Jobber in 6 at 3:07 (Hammerlock) by 81 (non-title).
PG: Zoink the Clown tied SOS: Dos-Puncher (Time Limit). |
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| Card 29: Held in Lynchburg (Attendance: 30,658) |
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COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister defeated Losing Streak #2 in 6 at 2:55 (Hammerlock) by 115 (non-title).
SOS: "Hardknocks" Diamond SQ overpowered Stephanie Hoover in 6 at 5:19 (Ankle Lock) by 98.
AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. destroyed Teresa Patterson in 6 at 5:44 (Hammerlock) by 96.
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook defeated Parker Miller in 6 at 1:54 (Ankle Lock) by 92.
SOS: "Hardknocks" Diamond SQ annihilated Jaqueline Javal in 6 at 6:49 (Ankle Lock) by 76.
SOS: TESD Bry annihilated Blackeye Dan in 6 at 6:22 (Ankle Lock) by 76.
PG: Sicko the Clown outmuscled PG: Paulina Little Feather at 28:47 (Funhouse Stunner) by 1. |
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| Card 30: Held in Avila (Attendance: 26,977) |
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SOS: TESD Walt won over Losing Streak #2 in 6 at 1:15 (Ankle Lock) by 109.
SOS: TESD Bry destroyed Stephanie Hoover in 6 at 2:19 (Ankle Lock) by 99.
COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister annihilated Teresa Patterson in 6 at 2:53 (Hammerlock) by 95 (non-title).
AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. annihilated Parker Miller in 6 at 1:58 (Hammerlock) by 98.
SOS: TESD Bry bested Jaqueline Javal in 6 at 3:01 (Ankle Lock) by 77.
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook defeated Blackeye Dan in 6 at 5:36 (Ankle Lock) by 76.
COT/PPA: Deacon Elroy annihilated AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. at 27:27 (Deacon's Mallet) by 2 (non-title). |
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| Card 31: Held in Pahrump (Attendance: 30,446) |
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SOS: "Hardknocks" Diamond SQ annihilated IWA Security Guard in 6 at 6:25 (Ankle Lock) by 92.
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook won over Stephanie Hoover in 6 at 5:36 (Ankle Lock) by 99.
SOS: "Hardknocks" Diamond SQ overpowered Rosie McGee in 6 at 3:33 (Ankle Lock) by 90.
COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister annihilated Parker Miller in 6 at 2:45 (Hammerlock) by 97 (non-title).
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook won over Jaqueline Javal in 6 at 3:18 (Ankle Lock) by 77.
SOS: TESD Bry won over Hawkeye in 6 at 2:18 (Ankle Lock) by 101.
COT/PPA: Deacon Elroy won over PG: Sicko the Clown at 27:43 (Deacon's Mallet) by 1 (non-title). |
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| Card 32: Held in Bismarck (Attendance: 29,023) |
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SOS: TESD Bry overpowered IWA Security Guard in 6 at 4:39 (Ankle Lock) by 93.
AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. decked Stephanie Hoover in 6 at 4:31 (Hammerlock) by 105.
SOS: TESD Bry outmuscled Rosie McGee in 6 at 3:14 (Ankle Lock) by 91.
SOS: TESD Walt annihilated Parker Miller in 6 at 4:30 (Ankle Lock) by 91.
AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. outmuscled Jaqueline Javal in 6 at 6:39 (Hammerlock) by 83.
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook outmuscled Hawkeye in 6 at 4:07 (Ankle Lock) by 101.
COT/PPA: Deacon Elroy tied SOS: Dos-Puncher (Time Limit) (non-title). |
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| Card 33: Held in New Orleans (Attendance: 31,709) |
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SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook overpowered IWA Security Guard in 6 at 1:42 (Ankle Lock) by 93.
COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister decked Stephanie Hoover in 6 at 4:52 (Hammerlock) by 104 (non-title).
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook bested Rosie McGee in 6 at 3:59 (Ankle Lock) by 91.
SOS: "Hardknocks" Diamond SQ over The Rotten Loser in 3 at 1:48 (Count Out).
COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister defeated Jaqueline Javal in 6 at 2:38 (Hammerlock) by 82 (non-title).
SOS: TESD Bry bested Sam the Firefighter in 6 at 3:54 (Ankle Lock) by 101.
COT/PPA: Deacon Elroy overpowered SOS: TESD Walt at 24:23 (Deacon's Mallet) by 9 (non-title). |
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| Card 34: Held in Dover (Attendance: 32,312) |
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COT/PPA: Deacon Elroy pinned IWA Security Guard in 6 at 3:36 (Hammerlock) by 94.
SOS: TESD Walt beat Stephanie Hoover in 6 at 2:34 (Ankle Lock) by 98.
AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. bested Rosie McGee in 6 at 5:26 (Hammerlock) by 97.
SOS: TESD Bry pinned The Rotten Loser in 6 at 6:18 (Ankle Lock) by 81.
SOS: TESD Walt beat Jaqueline Javal in 6 at 6:10 (Ankle Lock) by 76.
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook annihilated Sam the Firefighter in 6 at 2:10 (Ankle Lock) by 101.
Southeast title: PG: Quishy Taylor pinned SOS: TESD Walt at 15:39 (The Flying Quishnado) by 9. |
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| Card 35: Held in South Los Angeles (Attendance: 29,330) |
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AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. outmuscled IWA Security Guard in 6 at 4:36 (Hammerlock) by 99.
SOS: TESD Bry over Sunshine The Clown in 2 at 0:56 (Disqualification: tied opponent up).
COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister decked Rosie McGee in 6 at 5:02 (Hammerlock) by 96 (non-title).
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook decked The Rotten Loser in 6 at 4:07 (Ankle Lock) by 81.
SOS: "Hardknocks" Diamond SQ outmuscled Razor Kitty in 6 at 2:00 (Ankle Lock) by 125.
COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister beat Sam the Firefighter in 6 at 2:50 (Hammerlock) by 106 (non-title).
SOS: Dos-Puncher pinned PG: Casper Sindrok at 29:16 (Figure Four) by 3. |
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| Card 36: Held in Aruba (Attendance: 27,246) |
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COT/PPA: Deacon Leroy won over IWA Security Guard in 6 at 3:25 (Hammerlock) by 94 (non-title).
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook over Sunshine The Clown in 2 at 7:58 (Disqualification: used brass knuckles).
SOS: TESD Walt won over Rosie McGee in 6 at 5:11 (Ankle Lock) by 90.
AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. pinned The Rotten Loser in 6 at 2:02 (Hammerlock) by 87.
SOS: TESD Bry won over Razor Kitty in 6 at 2:09 (Ankle Lock) by 126.
SOS: TESD Bry overpowered Josh Wickenstein in 6 at 2:25 (Ankle Lock) by 86.
AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. defeated COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister at 27:15 (JR's REVENGE) by 1. |
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| Card 37: Held in Memphis (Attendance: 31,404) |
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COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister outmuscled IWA Security Guard in 6 at 4:15 (Hammerlock) by 98 (non-title).
AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. bested Sunshine The Clown in 6 at 4:06 (Hammerlock) by 90.
SOS: "Hardknocks" Diamond SQ defeated Blackeye Betsy in 6 at 2:21 (Ankle Lock) by 110.
COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister destroyed The Rotten Loser in 6 at 6:58 (Hammerlock) by 86 (non-title).
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook destroyed Razor Kitty in 6 at 0:23 (Ankle Lock) by 126.
SOS: KOTR Champ Mike Cook bested Josh Wickenstein in 6 at 3:24 (Ankle Lock) by 86.
PG: Sicko the Clown pinned AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. at 29:20 (Funhouse Stunner) by 1. |
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| Card 38: Held in Belgrade (Attendance: 28,269) |
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SOS: TESD Walt annihilated IWA Security Guard in 6 at 4:41 (Ankle Lock) by 92.
COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister won over Sunshine The Clown in 6 at 1:55 (Hammerlock) by 89 (non-title).
SOS: TESD Bry bested Blackeye Betsy in 6 at 0:55 (Ankle Lock) by 111.
SOS: TESD Bry decked IWA's Favorite Loser in 6 at 4:02 (Ankle Lock) by 106.
AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. outmuscled Razor Kitty in 6 at 1:01 (Hammerlock) by 132.
SOS: TESD Bry over Holly Hollister in 1 at 8:15 (Count Out).
James "Garriot" Gray decked AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. at 16:03 (Garriot Choke) by 6 (non-title) (Guest Referee: Blackeye Dan). |
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| Battle Royal: Held in Milwaukee (Attendance: 33,567) |
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COT/PPA: Deacon Elroy snatched $1,000 after being flung between the ropes by SOS: Dos-Puncher.
COT/PPA: Deacon Leroy was given $1,100 when he was thrown through the ropes by AOD: Michael Martin, Jr.
COT/PPA: The Menacing Minister got $1,200 after SOS: Dos-Puncher and PG: Sir Oliver Pumpernickel threw him out.
SOS: TESD Walt earned $1,300 in imaginary earnings after he got flung out by SOS: "Hardknocks" Diamond SQ.
SOS: TESD Q received $1,400 when he was hurled out of the ring by Eric "All American" Fontaine.
SOS: "Hardknocks" Diamond SQ received a quick $1,500 when he was thrown out by PG: Tinkerbell.
AOD: Michael Martin, Jr. pocketed $1,600 when he got thrown over the turnbuckle by PG: The Samoan Savage Uca.
PG: Sir Oliver Pumpernickel received $1,700 after he got catapulted onto the steps by PG: Paulina Little Feather.
SOS: Dos-Puncher was awarded a quick $1,800 when he got thrown outside the ring by PG: Tinkerbell.
PG: The Samoan Savage Uca snatched $1,900 after Eric "All American" Fontaine tossed him out.
PG: Tinkerbell and Eric "All American" Fontaine made $2,000 and $2,100, respectively, after PG: Paulina Little Feather threw them out.
PG: Motormouth Brodie Piper made $2,200 when he was hurled out by PG: Paulina Little Feather.
PG: Paulina Little Feather won the battle royal and the $30,000 prize, and also 14 free FIL matches. |
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