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HIRED ASSASSIN LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #114 -- AUGUST 2025 |
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| Card 1: Held in St. Paul (Attendance: 7,688) |
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EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane decked Stink Boy in 9 at 7:58 (Shoulder Breaker) by 66.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane beat "Burnout Boy" Bobby Baker in 9 at 2:07 (Shoulder Breaker) by 134.
CURE: "Under Contract" Max Holloway overpowered EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers at 18:25 (Camel Clutch) by 8 (ladder).
IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones bested Mountain Man in 6 at 3:37 (Headbutt) by 91.
IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones beat Mike Taylor in 6 at 4:43 (Headbutt) by 111.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane won over Outlaw Ben Slick in 6 at 3:58 (Back Elbow Smash) by 105.
IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones outmuscled The Glass Jaw in 6 at 4:58 (Headbutt) by 99.
COT: Order Machine and Chaos Machine* won over COT: Jurassic Machine* and Mammoth Machine at 15:57 (Spike Piledriver) by 6.
Main event: EDGE: 976-EVIL destroyed EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers at 40:38 (Evil Calls) by 2. |
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| Card 2: Held in Pasadena (Attendance: 7,284) |
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IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones over Stink Boy in 5 at 4:28 (Disqualification: used belt to hit opponent).
IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones defeated "Burnout Boy" Bobby Baker in 9 at 2:48 (Shoulder Breaker) by 134.
COT: Shadow Machine decked CURE: "Under Contract" Max Holloway at 27:08 (Shadowban) by 2 (non-title).
IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones overpowered Herald Hark in 6 at 4:13 (Headbutt) by 108.
COT: Super Ghost Machine destroyed Mike Taylor in 6 at 3:21 (Headbutt) by 114.
IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones destroyed Outlaw Ben Slick in 6 at 3:43 (Headbutt) by 104.
IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones outmuscled Professor Wrassle in 6 at 1:52 (Headbutt) by 100.
COT: Order Machine and Chaos Machine* decked IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones and Flatten the Curve* at 15:43 (Spike Piledriver) by 12.
Main event: COT: Chaos Machine annihilated EDGE: 976-EVIL at 28:40 (Chaos Theory) by 6. |
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| Card 3: Held in New Haven (Attendance: 13,266) |
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COT: Super Ghost Machine over Stink Boy in 4 at 1:52 (Count Out).
COT: Super Ghost Machine annihilated "Burnout Boy" Bobby Baker in 9 at 1:41 (Cross-Armbar) by 136.
SOS/SIENAMART: Deathmatch Danielle from HR bested EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers at 28:47 (Shatter with Reesemart Light Tube) by 2.
IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones annihilated Coldstone Carlton in 6 at 5:13 (Headbutt) by 89.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane won over Fred Brown in 6 at 2:57 (Back Elbow Smash) by 137.
COT: Super Ghost Machine destroyed Outlaw Ben Slick in 6 at 2:19 (Headbutt) by 107.
IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones defeated Roddy Pumpernickel in 6 at 2:42 (Headbutt) by 118.
IMT/47: We Are In This Together, The New Normal, and Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th* over Drake*, "Burnout Boy" Bobby Baker, and Fred Brown in 2 at 13:48 (Count Out).
Main event: IMT/47: Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th destroyed COT: Chaos Machine at 34:39 (12th Booster) by 1. |
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| Card 4: Held in Dover (Attendance: 9,196) |
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IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones outmuscled Stink Man in 10 at 2:14 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 108.
IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones destroyed The Greater Cheese Grater at 0:46 (No Ticket No Laundry) by 124.
SOS/SIENAMART: "Reese's Brother" Ronald Rutledge bested EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers at 27:17 (Hit with Reesemart Chair) by 3.
COT: Chaos Machine annihilated SOS/SIENAMART: Man in Burreeseto Costume at 28:56 (Chaos Theory) by 2.
IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones pinned Fred Brown in 6 at 1:00 (Headbutt) by 136.
COT: Chaos Machine annihilated EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane at 27:40 (Chaos Theory) by 3.
IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones overpowered Henry O. in 6 at 2:33 (Headbutt) by 98.
IMT/47: We Are In This Together, The New Normal*, and Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th won over CURE: "Under Contract" BJ Penn*, SOS/SIENAMART: Siena Martin, and CURE: Hammer at 23:26 (Point Flow Passport) by 7.
Main event: IMT/47: Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th bested CURE: "Under Contract" Georges St-Pierre at 46:24 (12th Booster) by 8. |
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| Card 5: Held in Basel (Attendance: 5,157) |
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COT: Super Ghost Machine decked Stink Man in 10 at 2:39 (Hammerlock) by 112.
COT: Super Ghost Machine won over The Greater Cheese Grater at 2:27 (Suplex I Learned from the Elrod) by 126.
SOS/SIENAMART: Man in Burreeseto Costume overpowered EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers at 16:21 (Smash with Reesemart Dinnerware) by 6.
IMT/47: Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th decked SOS/SIENAMART: Allah Snackbar, Lord of the Snack Bar at 19:38 (12th Booster) by 7.
COT: Super Ghost Machine pinned Fred Brown in 6 at 2:34 (Headbutt) by 139.
COT: Shadow Machine bested EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux at 21:17 (Shadowban) by 7 (non-title).
IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones overpowered Max "Two Punch" Powers in 6 at 3:54 (Headbutt) by 93.
IMT/47: We Are In This Together, The New Normal*, and Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th destroyed COT: Shadow Machine, Jurassic Machine*, and Mammoth Machine at 29:43 (Point Flow Passport) by 2.
Main event: IMT/47: Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th defeated CURE: Hammer at 13:44 (12th Booster) by 29. |
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| Card 6: Held in Des Moines (Attendance: 17,588) |
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EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane pinned Bob in 6 at 5:56 (Back Elbow Smash) by 77.
IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones won over Moose at 4:10 (No Ticket No Laundry) by 124.
SOS/SIENAMART: Allah Snackbar, Lord of the Snack Bar destroyed EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers at 27:23 (Bonk with Reesemart Skillet) by 2.
COT: Shadow Machine pinned SOS/SIENAMART: Store Greeter Frank Friendly at 28:33 (Shadowban) by 3 (non-title).
EDGE: 976-EVIL bested Fred Brown in 6 at 1:14 (Back Elbow Smash) by 137 (non-title).
COT: Super Ghost Machine defeated EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux at 29:20 (Suplex I Learned from the Elrod) by 4.
IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones pinned He-Man Most Powerful Man in the Universe at 12:47 (No Ticket No Laundry) by 20 (Grayskull street fight).
Main event: IMT/47: Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th annihilated IMT/47: Flatten the Curve at 47:06 (12th Booster) by 4. |
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| Card 7: Held in Rotterdam (Attendance: 12,008) |
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IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones destroyed Bob in 6 at 6:58 (Headbutt) by 76.
IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones destroyed "Clever" Cliff Cleaver at 0:34 (No Ticket No Laundry) by 126.
SOS/SIENAMART: Store Greeter Frank Friendly bested EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers at 24:16 (Bear Hug) by 7.
SOS/SIENAMART: Store Greeter Frank Friendly beat IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones at 27:18 (Bear Hug) by 2.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane bested Duffy Wolfe in 6 at 1:19 (Back Elbow Smash) by 108.
West Coast title: IMT/47: The New Normal destroyed EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux at 27:28 (Point Flow Passport) by 5.
COT: Super Ghost Machine outmuscled Mr. 1-2-3 in 6 at 3:07 (Headbutt) by 109.
Main event: IMT/47: Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th won over SOS/SIENAMART: Siena Martin at 54:38 (12th Booster) by 3. |
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| Card 8: Held in Greensboro (Attendance: 13,436) |
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COT: Super Ghost Machine bested Bob in 6 at 2:46 (Headbutt) by 79.
COT: Super Ghost Machine annihilated "Clever" Cliff Cleaver at 1:19 (Suplex I Learned from the Elrod) by 128.
SOS/SIENAMART: Siena Martin won over EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers at 20:01 (Smash with Reesemart Microphone) by 6.
CURE: "Under Contract" Quentin Jackson bested SOS/SIENAMART: Siena Martin at 27:52 (Superplex) by 2.
IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones won over Duffy Wolfe in 6 at 4:38 (Headbutt) by 107.
Northeast title: COLD: Glass City Assassin Delirium won over IMT/47: Flatten the Curve at 28:35 (Land of Delusion) by 1.
COT: Super Ghost Machine defeated Vincent Valor in 6 at 3:42 (Headbutt) by 86.
Main event: IMT/47: Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th defeated SOS/SIENAMART: Store Greeter Frank Friendly at 27:03 (12th Booster) by 2. |
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| Card 9: Held in Leeds (Attendance: 14,668) |
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IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones destroyed Wally Brick in 6 at 3:28 (Headbutt) by 90.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane outmuscled Kevin "The Cardshark" Kings in 8 at 2:24 (Palm Strike) by 125.
EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers pinned Fred Brown in 6 at 0:23 (Back Elbow Smash) by 137 (non-title).
Pacific Northwest title: COLD: Glass City Assassin Havoc decked SOS/SIENAMART: Siena Martin at 29:15 (Glass Case of Emotion) by 5.
COT: Super Ghost Machine won over Duffy Wolfe in 6 at 2:02 (Headbutt) by 110.
Mid-Atlantic title: COLD: Glass City Assassin Bedlam over CURE: Hammer in 10 at 4:37 (Count Out).
COT: Super Ghost Machine decked Johnny Ice in 6 at 5:26 (Headbutt) by 70.
Main event: IMT/47: Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th destroyed CURE: "Under Contract" Max Holloway at 31:07 (12th Booster) by 1. |
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| Card 10: Held in Orange Beach (Attendance: 13,258) |
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COT: Super Ghost Machine outmuscled Wally Brick in 6 at 3:01 (Headbutt) by 93.
IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones bested Kevin "The Cardshark" Kings in 8 at 2:06 (Crescent Kick) by 125.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane annihilated EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers at 28:16 (RV is Toast) by 5.
COT: Shadow Machine beat SOS/SIENAMART: Siena Martin at 28:01 (Shadowban) by 4.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane defeated Curt Gold in 6 at 4:13 (Back Elbow Smash) by 94.
Great Lakes title: HERO/MULES: "Big Money" Amillion Buggs overpowered CURE: "Under Contract" Georges St-Pierre at 18:55 (Freshman Dreams) by 8.
COT: Super Ghost Machine annihilated Louie Lockjaw in 6 at 4:53 (Headbutt) by 90.
Main event: IMT/47: Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th overpowered COT: Order Machine at 46:27 (12th Booster) by 2. |
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| Card 11: Held in Crete (Attendance: 6,393) |
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IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones defeated Randy Whitfield in 6 at 4:40 (Headbutt) by 88.
COT: Super Ghost Machine won over Kevin "The Cardshark" Kings in 8 at 4:30 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 124.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux won over EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers at 29:25 (Camel Clutch) by 3.
SOS/SIENAMART: Siena Martin pinned IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones at 28:06 (Smash with Reesemart Microphone) by 1.
IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones defeated Curt Gold in 6 at 5:03 (Headbutt) by 93.
IMT/47: Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th decked HERO: Malcolm "Formerly Known as Twitter" at 28:47 (12th Booster) by 2.
COT: Super Ghost Machine over The Manster in 3 at 2:28 (Count Out).
Main event: IMT/47: Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th outmuscled EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux at 20:06 (12th Booster) by 6. |
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| Card 12: Held in Meridian (Attendance: 6,189) |
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COT: Super Ghost Machine decked Randy Whitfield in 6 at 4:36 (Headbutt) by 91.
IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones outmuscled Frank N. Stein in 8 at 4:27 (Crescent Kick) by 77.
IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones beat EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers at 27:15 (No Ticket No Laundry) by 5.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane over Peter Lawler in 1 at 7:00 (Count Out).
COT: Super Ghost Machine defeated Curt Gold in 6 at 2:06 (Headbutt) by 96.
COT: Chaos Machine destroyed HERO: Roosevelt Gunns at 27:51 (Chaos Theory) by 1.
COT: Super Ghost Machine annihilated The Glass Jaw in 6 at 2:30 (Headbutt) by 102.
Main event: IMT/47: Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th bested EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane at 53:56 (12th Booster) by 4. |
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| Card 13: Held in Fort Myers (Attendance: 11,842) |
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IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones over Martin Dean in 1 at 29:12 (Disqualification: used brass knuckles).
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane over Frank's Friend Kyle in 1 at 28:17 (Count Out).
CURE: "Under Contract" Georges St-Pierre beat EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers at 29:46 (Camel Clutch) by 1 (cage).
IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones over Peter Lawler in 1 at 0:35 (Count Out).
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane won over Charlie Ford in 6 at 1:30 (Back Elbow Smash) by 116.
COT: Shadow Machine annihilated CURE: "Under Contract" Georges St-Pierre at 15:14 (Shadowban) by 9 (non-title).
COT: Super Ghost Machine outmuscled Professor Wrassle in 6 at 0:50 (Headbutt) by 103.
Main event: IMT/47: Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th decked EDGE: Andrew Dice Clay at 39:49 (12th Booster) by 6. |
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| Card 14: Held in Pierre (Attendance: 6,621) |
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EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane won over The Fishy Fisherman in 6 at 3:36 (Back Elbow Smash) by 61.
IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones over Frank's Friend Kyle in 1 at 14:58 (Count Out).
COT: Super Ghost Machine overpowered EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers at 16:56 (Suplex I Learned from the Elrod) by 7.
COT: Super Ghost Machine over Peter Lawler in 1 at 17:17 (Count Out).
IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones overpowered Charlie Ford in 6 at 4:26 (Headbutt) by 115.
COT: Shadow Machine bested COT: Order Machine at 28:59 (Shadowban) by 3 (non-title).
COT: Super Ghost Machine destroyed Roddy Pumpernickel in 6 at 3:06 (Headbutt) by 121.
Main event: IMT/47: Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th decked COT: Super Ghost Machine at 55:12 (12th Booster) by 2. |
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| Card 15: Held in Chattanooga (Attendance: 7,347) |
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IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones annihilated The Fishy Fisherman in 6 at 6:23 (Headbutt) by 60.
COT: Super Ghost Machine over Frank's Friend Kyle in 1 at 5:58 (Count Out).
TV title: COT: Jurassic Machine overpowered EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers at 21:49 (Jurassic Jawbuster) by 10.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane won over Jimmy Roth in 6 at 2:29 (Back Elbow Smash) by 77.
COT: Super Ghost Machine beat Charlie Ford in 6 at 1:34 (Headbutt) by 118.
COT: Shadow Machine overpowered IMT/47: Flatten the Curve at 28:38 (Shadowban) by 5 (non-title).
COT: Super Ghost Machine defeated Henry O. in 6 at 3:21 (Headbutt) by 101.
Main event: IMT/47: Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th defeated SOS/SIENAMART: Man in Burreeseto Costume at 54:11 (12th Booster) by 3. |
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| Card 16: Held in Wheeling (Attendance: 17,505) |
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COT: Super Ghost Machine destroyed The Fishy Fisherman in 6 at 4:30 (Headbutt) by 63.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane destroyed Al the Hacksaw at 1:49 (RV is Toast) by 156.
COT: Mammoth Machine outmuscled EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers at 22:16 (Mammoth Headbutt) by 9.
IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones outmuscled Jimmy Roth in 6 at 2:47 (Headbutt) by 76.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane beat Dr. Blank in 6 at 1:53 (Back Elbow Smash) by 102.
COT: Shadow Machine pinned IMT/47: Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th at 27:18 (Shadowban) by 1 (non-title).
COT: Super Ghost Machine won over Max "Two Punch" Powers in 6 at 5:51 (Headbutt) by 96.
Main event: IMT/47: Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th decked IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones at 41:15 (12th Booster) by 4. |
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| Card 17: Held in Ozone Park (Attendance: 18,193) |
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IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones decked Drake in 11 at 0:58 (Backbreaker) by 152.
IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones pinned Al the Hacksaw in 6 at 6:51 (Headbutt) by 70.
COT: Order Machine pinned EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers at 21:23 (Order of Magnitude) by 7.
COT: Super Ghost Machine over Jimmy Roth in 2 at 19:51 (Count Out).
IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones outmuscled Dr. Blank in 6 at 3:59 (Headbutt) by 101.
COT: Shadow Machine over CURE: Hammer in 12 at 14:52 (Count Out) (non-title).
EDGE: Andrew Dice Clay outmuscled CURE: "Under Contract" Georges St-Pierre at 28:41 (Pimp Slap) by 2. |
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| Card 18: Held in Panama City (Attendance: 16,188) |
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COT: Super Ghost Machine decked Drake in 11 at 2:36 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 153.
COT: Super Ghost Machine overpowered Al the Hacksaw in 6 at 5:45 (Headbutt) by 73.
EDGE: Andrew Dice Clay annihilated EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers at 27:01 (Pimp Slap) by 3.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane defeated Steve Shields in 6 at 2:04 (Back Elbow Smash) by 136.
COT: Super Ghost Machine pinned Dr. Blank in 6 at 0:50 (Headbutt) by 104.
Central Plains title: COT: Shadow Machine won over COT: Chaos Machine at 27:33 (Shadowban) by 2.
EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle annihilated IMT/47: Flatten the Curve at 27:43 (Fly Trap) by 1. |
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| Card 19: Held in Fort Wayne (Attendance: 13,675) |
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IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones over Bruce Vanquish in 6 at 0:23 (Disqualification: hit opponent with microphone).
IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones decked The Science Teacher in 6 at 2:46 (Headbutt) by 69.
IMT/47: Flatten the Curve annihilated EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers at 28:48 (Recommended Mandatory Jab) by 5.
IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones defeated Steve Shields in 6 at 1:19 (Headbutt) by 135.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane overpowered Tim McCormick in 6 at 0:31 (Back Elbow Smash) by 100.
COT: Order Machine pinned CURE: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva at 27:13 (Order of Magnitude) by 4.
EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle over CURE: Hammer in 7 at 0:48 (Count Out). |
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| Card 20: Held in Donegal (Attendance: 11,082) |
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COT: Super Ghost Machine over Bruce Vanquish in 4 at 1:44 (Disqualification: tied opponent up).
COT: Super Ghost Machine defeated The Science Teacher in 6 at 4:46 (Headbutt) by 72.
IMT/47: Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th outmuscled EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers at 24:51 (12th Booster) by 9.
COT: Super Ghost Machine pinned Steve Shields in 6 at 2:29 (Headbutt) by 138.
IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones pinned Tim McCormick in 6 at 6:15 (Headbutt) by 99.
IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones annihilated Mr. 1-2-3 in 6 at 4:54 (Headbutt) by 106.
IMT/47: We Are In This Together drew COT: Chaos Machine at 9:37 (Double Disqualification). |
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| Card 21: Held in Cairo (Attendance: 5,564) |
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IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones outmuscled Neil B. Formee at 2:56 (No Ticket No Laundry) by 135.
IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones annihilated The Garbage Man in 6 at 6:56 (Headbutt) by 63.
EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers over CURE: Hammer in 7 at 2:33 (Count Out).
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane overpowered Phil Dukes in 6 at 2:32 (Back Elbow Smash) by 86.
COT: Super Ghost Machine beat Tim McCormick in 6 at 3:20 (Headbutt) by 102.
IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones bested Vincent Valor in 6 at 3:48 (Headbutt) by 83.
CURE: "Under Contract" Max Holloway and "Under Contract" Quentin Jackson* won over IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones and Flatten the Curve* at 27:24 (Superplex) by 1 (street fight). |
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| Card 22: Held in Cadiz (Attendance: 5,508) |
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COT: Super Ghost Machine over Neil B. Formee in 2 at 6:09 (Disqualification: nail file).
IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones beat K-Dog at 0:49 (No Ticket No Laundry) by 143.
COT: Chaos Machine pinned EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers at 22:05 (Chaos Theory) by 8.
IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones defeated Phil Dukes in 6 at 1:58 (Headbutt) by 85.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane decked Dandy Davis in 6 at 7:31 (Back Elbow Smash) by 73.
IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones destroyed Johnny Ice in 6 at 6:33 (Headbutt) by 67.
COT: Order Machine and Chaos Machine* defeated CURE: "Under Contract" Max Holloway and "Under Contract" Quentin Jackson* at 19:48 (Spike Piledriver) by 11. |
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| Card 23: Held in Osaka (Attendance: 5,371) |
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IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones pinned The Super Apartment Super in 9 at 1:36 (Shoulder Breaker) by 97.
IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones outmuscled Mr. Magic at 6:23 (No Ticket No Laundry) by 94.
COT: Order Machine overpowered SOS/SIENAMART: Deathmatch Danielle from HR at 28:03 (Order of Magnitude) by 5.
COT: Super Ghost Machine outmuscled Phil Dukes in 6 at 6:17 (Headbutt) by 88.
IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones overpowered Dandy Davis in 6 at 3:25 (Headbutt) by 72.
IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones outmuscled Louie Lockjaw in 6 at 6:40 (Headbutt) by 87.
COT: Jurassic Machine and Mammoth Machine* overpowered Fred Brown and Outlaw Ben Slick* in 6 at 1:51 (Cross-Armbar) by 107. |
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| Card 24: Held in Little Rock (Attendance: 12,960) |
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COT: Super Ghost Machine overpowered The Super Apartment Super in 9 at 6:46 (Cross-Armbar) by 99.
CURE: "Under Contract" BJ Penn decked EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux at 27:08 (Camel Clutch) by 3 (strap).
SOS/SIENAMART: "Reese's Brother" Ronald Rutledge tied EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux (Time Limit).
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane destroyed Mike Taylor in 6 at 0:51 (Back Elbow Smash) by 112.
COT: Super Ghost Machine annihilated Dandy Davis in 6 at 3:09 (Headbutt) by 75.
IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones beat The Manster in 6 at 4:59 (Headbutt) by 81.
TV Tag-team titles: COT: Jurassic Machine* and Mammoth Machine defeated IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones and Flatten the Curve* at 16:21 (Prehistoric Eye Gouge) by 6. |
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| Battle Royal: Held in Ciudad Juarez (Attendance: 15,869) |
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CURE: Hammer pocketed $1,000 after being thrown over the turnbuckle by EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle.
CURE: "Under Contract" BJ Penn picked up $1,100 after he got catapulted out of the ring by COT: Chaos Machine.
CURE: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva grabbed $1,200 after he got tossed out by COT: Order Machine.
COT: Super Ghost Machine pocketed $1,300 after being tossed onto the concrete floor by COT: Jurassic Machine.
COT: Shadow Machine earned $1,400 after CURE: "Under Contract" Georges St-Pierre flipped him between the ropes.
EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle collected $1,500 after CURE: "Under Contract" Quentin Jackson hurled him onto the steps.
COT: Jurassic Machine nabbed $1,600 after COT: Order Machine threw him out.
CURE: "Under Contract" Georges St-Pierre collected an imaginary $1,700 after getting thrown out by COT: Mammoth Machine.
COT: Order Machine earned $1,800 after HERO: Roosevelt Gunns hurled him into his manager at ringside.
CURE: "Under Contract" Quentin Jackson picked up $1,900 after getting thrown onto the apron by COT: Chaos Machine.
COT: Mammoth Machine received $2,000 when CURE: "Under Contract" Max Holloway threw him onto the apron.
HERO: Roosevelt Gunns nabbed $2,100 when he got thrown outside the ring by CURE: "Under Contract" Max Holloway.
CURE: "Under Contract" Max Holloway pocketed $2,200 after he was tossed over the turnbuckle by COT: Chaos Machine.
COT: Chaos Machine won the HAL battle royal and the $40,000 prize. |
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